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Darren was good to her and Finn hang out with him when he painted the lawn green while belting out Journey. That was the first time he really heard music. His mom took it hard when Darren left her for the some chick at Pick & Save. That's when he decided to do anything it took to make her proud of him and feel that her sacrifice was worth it.

Back to Will's office. He offers Finn two options. Six weeks detention with Will that will go on his permanent record. Or, you guessed it...

I got chills, they're multiplying. And I'm looooo-sing control...

Rachel, on the other end of the stage from Finn, perks up and takes it up to 11. She throws her sheet music back and dances her way to Finn...who acts accordingly...

Mercedes stops the insanity. She's not down with background vocals. Will assures her that it's just one song. Kurt thinks its the first time they've been good. Mercedes gives in but warns Finn to bring it.

Will and wifey do a puzzle. he's surprised she let him in her craft room. She suggests making Wednesdays puzzle night. That way he can have a creative outlet. Speaking of creativity, would she like to chaperone a field trip to watch rival Carmel High perform on Saturday. She can't because she's picking up an extra shift at work. They're living paycheck to paycheck, you know. Well is the pay from that extra shift going to her Pottery Barn credit card? He denies knowing what he's talking about. He opens the "Christmas Closet" where she's hidden bags of Pottery Barn purchases that Will reminds her they can't afford. But they could! She's a shoo-in for a promotion at work they're hiring at H.W. Menken. He's a teacher, not an accountant. Wifey, who's name is Terry, tells him that Dr. Phil says people can change. She doesn't think it's bad to want a "real life". Living paycheck to paycheck sounds pretty real to me. She understands his interest in the kids but she's not a cheerleader anymore and he's not the golden boy anymore either. It's time to move on.

Teacher's Lounge. Ken shreds some paper as he leers at Emma who, in turn, is staring at Will who's putting up a sign up sheet for chaperones. Seeing her chance, Emma wipes off a pen and signs up.

On the football field, Ken yells at Finn. He's either a football player or a singer. The jock from the earlier dumpster scene who IMDB calls "Puck" asks Finn what's up. Finn has to miss Saturday practice and lies that it's because he has to help his mom. She just had surgery to remove her prostate, it's engorged. Puck, an idiot, thinks it's a tough break.

Saturday. Rachel and Finn stand in the snack line at Carmel HS. Rachel tells Finn he's very talented. She should know; she's very talented too.

Unfortunately for Rachel, Finn has a girlfriend. Quinn Fabray: Cheerleader, President of the Celibacy Club. They've been together four months and despite the fact that she prays instead of going downtown, Finn thinks she's cool.

Will and Emma chat it up in line behind them. Will contemplates the age of the kielbasas on display. Emma offers him halfsies on a PB&J instead. He hasn't had one in a long time, wifey being allergic to nuts and all. Emma thinks it's sweet that he doesn't eat something she can't.

Now we get the backstory on why Will would marry such a raging bitch. They've been married five years. They met in high school. She was his first girlfriend. For him, it was love at first sight. She used to be filled with so much glee joy, but now...anger? Hate? Bile? We'll never know. It's showtime.

Will doesn't think she wants to hear about his marital problems. She stumbles a little trying to say she does. He continues that Terri pushes him and that he's appreciated it. She just wanted him to be better, but better at what? Making money? Being upwardly mobile? They both just have to get on the same page again, and I'm sure it will take a whole season to realize they are reading two different books. She asks if he liked the sandwich. It was the best he's ever had. Awww.

In the audience, Will tells the kids that he doesn't think Carmel has the talent that New Directions has. He asks them to be a good audience and show them some of that good ole McKinley High respect. Mercedes knows what he's talking about.

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