Uh OH! Rachael storms across the parking lot yelling out for Will while lugging a pink roller case behind her. I'm assuming this is her school backpack? I'm actually going to say this is a smart move. I too had a roller bag during school and even though everyone always tripped over it and shook their fists at me I was secure in the knowledge that at least I wasn't going to have a bad back at 25. Suckas.
Rach informs Will that she has picked out some new songs featuring her as lead vocal and before Will can tell her exactly where to stick those songs, Head Jock (Finn) comes in and offers to help pull her bag. I'm sure she needed help with that Hello Kitty monstrosity. Good to know chivalry isn't dead; too bad the dumb ass jock has no idea what it is.
Will runs into the some of the rest of the GC: Mo'Nique, Hot Wheels and Hardcore Asian Lez. They demonstrate their new dance.
Pretty fly for a white guy! And P.S. Will looks really cute today. Love the palette!
He walks past Marc Jacobs and the rest of the Jock Jerks. MJ is about to take another swim in the dumpster, but before doing so he informs the douchebags that one day they were all work for him. I'll bet money on that.
Psycho budget 99c Martha Stewart, Wal-Mart(tha) stands behind a pillar waiting for Will. She must have this routine down as she checks her watch. Sad.
And ooof! Accidental bumping into Will. What a co-inky dink. Going down the hall at exactly the same time there. Will thanks her for her advice about condemning his unborn child to eating Ramen noodle for the first 8 years of his life so he can stay and teach some kids a dance routine. His wife would be so glad to thank you Martha. Hope she finds out soon. *Smile* Oh btw, they match! Both are wearing "periwinkle" today.
Any bets she stalked him from his house with a bunch of sweaters and waited to see what he was wearing so they could "match"? They're soulmates.
Bibletease informs Will that Sue-cougar wants to see him in her office. Like the bitch boy he is, Will runs off right away.
LOL, I love the way Sue-cougar "Hey Buddy"s him. She offers him an iron tablet. Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating. (Does it prevent PMS too? That's what I need). Willie boy doesn't menstruate though. That's cool. Neither does Sue. Most 80 years don't I believe, so no news there Huney!
So Suzie girl called Will into her office to express her concern about G Club. According to a show choir rule book she found at the Library.... oh! Sorry to interrupt but we DO have show choir in South Africa! I just never knew it by that name. We just call it - dancing while singing I guess. Never knew. Please excuse my ignorance Gasmii. Anyway, according to a Show Choir rule book Sue found in the library (while reading "Cheerleading Today" to blind geriatrics *smiley face*) Will needs 12 kids in G Club to qualify for the Region competition. No qualification means the end of Glee Club and the end of my recaps. You better come through Buddy!
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Comments (2)
Thanks for the great recaps (I read them both at once)! This is going to be an awesome show. I think the producer (or maybe it's the director) Ryan Murphy - did one like this before: Popular - and it was awesome!
Poodle is/was wack-a-doo on Nip/Tuck - another Ryan Murphy creation.
This show is so funny! You've got a tough job recapping it! I love the cheerleading coach. I small an Emmy for her! She does have the greatest writing!
1 of 2 | Posted by TaxGirl | Posted on September 24, 2009 11:49 AM
SU: I'm not sure what is funnier -- the name SoiledUndies or these recaps!! Keep up the great work!!!! LOVE IT!
2 of 2 | Posted by FancyPants | Posted on September 25, 2009 9:54 PM