Hey everyone! I can't tell you how glad I am that Gossip Girl is finally back! When we last left our favorite spoiled, slutty teens, Blair had just been dethroned thanks to Chuck blabbing to Gossip Girl herself that Blair traded in her v-card in a wild backseat limo ride - and not with Nate. Jenny then confirmed the story to Nate, causing a homoerotic mini-brawl between the boys, and prompting both guys to tell Blair to take her skanky ass elsewhere. This in turn gave Blair's minions the excuse they were looking for to dump their leader and crown her successor - Jenny! But as Blair tried to escape undetected into the night, Serena arrived just in time to convince her friend that running isn't the answer, and to stay and fight the good fight. Okay, everyone caught up? Then on with the show!
All right, who spooged on Blair?
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