The season finale brings us tears, laughter, drama, break-ups, get-togethers, drunk girls, stoned parents, unkempt hair, juicy secrets, slutty attire, cell phones, and of course, headbands. They grow up so quickly, don't they?

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We flash back to the 80s in this week's Gossip Girl in case you cared what Lily was like as a kid AND we get to go to the prom, which is tragically not called the "Enchantment Under The Sea Dance."

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This week on Gossip Girl the kids take on a scandal that's bigger than their bank accounts, Chuck makes serious faces, and Lily gets weird for no reason.

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This week on Gossip Girl ,everyone starts talking about butter, someone turns out not to be an angel, and Jesus makes an appearance.

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This week on Gossip Girl there are accidental marriages, biting ballerinas, and a giant elephant in the room named Gabriel.

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****Please welcome your newest recapper, Natalie D with Gossip Girl!

This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny prefers salty chili over sweet 16, Nate and Vanessa swap partners, and Blair is still a bitch.

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Last week on Gossip Girl, the goddamn blogging software ate my recap, hence me posting nearly two weeks later. We also learned that the rape gene is hereditary, people from Iowa are idiots, and that old people are full of phlegm.

"But Dorota, I don't want to follow the scary girl. I want to lick my butt."

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This week on Gossip Girl, Chuck teaches us it's never too early for a line of coke, Eric finally says to Jenny what we've all been dying to tell her, and we learn that Jenny and Dan's relationship is WAY grosser than anything between Dan and Serena, half-sibling or not.

As if we needed more confirmation, this is what Rufus Humphrey's parenting has led his children to believe is an appropriate film for brother-sister movie night.

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Happy 2009 and welcome to the first Gossip Girl recap of the new year! I hope you all had a fabulous holiday, and are as excited as I am for our favorite shows to get back up and running!

Nevermind Chuck. He's still upset he didn't get that pony he asked for.

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Two weeks ago on Gossip Girl (heh... sorry bout that...), a pivotal event shakes our UESiders, giving us weddings, funerals, illegitimate children and declarations of love. I haven't cried this much since the last time I stepped on a scale.

"I should have told you to eat shit with that licorice ring and married the kid with the Ring Pop. Now he knew how to romance a lady."

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