Welcome back Gasmii, I just want to say that I hope you all have enjoyed my recaps thus far, because I have certainly enjoyed writing them! I feel like the past few episodes haven't been that great, but this week I was given lots of material to work with. This week we witness several plot-altering events: Jenny asserts her authorit-ay as Queen of Constance (and possibly even the entire UES), Blair and Serena do some patchwork on their strained friendship, and Eric gets angry...very angry. Oh yeah, and there's a threesome. So with that, onto the recap!

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Welcome back everyone! This week on Gossip Girl Vanessa takes us on an inside tour of the inner workings of a political campaign, we witness the dissolution of the "rock solid" friendship between Queen Bee and Sluterena, and it seems Chace Crawford has discovered how to give the audience an emotion other than "stoned". More after the jump!

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Gasmii! Alright, I'm going to be honest here and tell you straight up that what
we have this week is what I like to call a "Busy Work" episode of Gossip Girl;
it serves no real purpose, they're just giving it to you to tide you over until
next week. There's probably a fancy name for it in the business, but from what I
gather, it's an episode of a show that could easily be taken out of the entire
season, and nobody would care. Naturally, the writers decided this was the
the time to give Eric a plotline...kinda. Despite all this, there's still fun to
be had by all, and we see a new side to a few of our favorite (least favorite)
characters. Join me after the jump!

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Hey There Gasmii!
I just want to thank you all so much for choosing me to be your new Gossip Girl recapper! I am so excited, and I intend to put my best foot forward so that I can provide you all with an acceptable (and hopefully humorous) take on one of my personal favorite shows. This week we have pain and heartache all around, but luckily Halloween is just around the corner, and as everyone knows, chocolate cures anything and everything. More, after the jump!

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The season finale brings us tears, laughter, drama, break-ups, get-togethers, drunk girls, stoned parents, unkempt hair, juicy secrets, slutty attire, cell phones, and of course, headbands. They grow up so quickly, don't they?

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We flash back to the 80s in this week's Gossip Girl in case you cared what Lily was like as a kid AND we get to go to the prom, which is tragically not called the "Enchantment Under The Sea Dance."

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This week on Gossip Girl the kids take on a scandal that's bigger than their bank accounts, Chuck makes serious faces, and Lily gets weird for no reason.

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This week on Gossip Girl ,everyone starts talking about butter, someone turns out not to be an angel, and Jesus makes an appearance.

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