May 23, 2009

Gossip Girl: There's A Killer Donut Place Around The Corner

The season finale brings us tears, laughter, drama, break-ups, get-togethers, drunk girls, stoned parents, unkempt hair, juicy secrets, slutty attire, cell phones, and of course, headbands. They grow up so quickly, don't they?

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Where's my yearbook?

May 13, 2009

Gossip Girl: If I Could Turn Back Time

We flash back to the 80s in this week's Gossip Girl in case you cared what Lily was like as a kid AND we get to go to the prom, which is tragically not called the "Enchantment Under The Sea Dance."

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Hi, I'm Brittany Snow and I only play characters from other decades.

Gossip Girl: What's Love Got To Do With It?

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This week on Gossip Girl the kids take on a scandal that's bigger than their bank accounts, Chuck makes serious faces, and Lily gets weird for no reason.

April 30, 2009

Gossip Girl: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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This week on Gossip Girl ,everyone starts talking about butter, someone turns out not to be an angel, and Jesus makes an appearance.

April 26, 2009

Gossip Girl: The Never-Ending Seder

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This week on Gossip Girl there are accidental marriages, biting ballerinas, and a giant elephant in the room named Gabriel.

April 13, 2009

Gossip Girl: Revenge Is Sweet 16

****Please welcome your newest recapper, Natalie D with Gossip Girl!

This week on Gossip Girl, Jenny prefers salty chili over sweet 16, Nate and Vanessa swap partners, and Blair is still a bitch.

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February 1, 2009

Gossip Girl: Who Knew the Rape Gene is Also Hereditary?

Last week on Gossip Girl, the goddamn blogging software ate my recap, hence me posting nearly two weeks later. We also learned that the rape gene is hereditary, people from Iowa are idiots, and that old people are full of phlegm.

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"But Dorota, I don't want to follow the scary girl. I want to lick my butt."

January 15, 2009

Gossip Girl: Where There's a Will... There's Nate, Evidently

This week on Gossip Girl, Chuck teaches us it's never too early for a line of coke, Eric finally says to Jenny what we've all been dying to tell her, and we learn that Jenny and Dan's relationship is WAY grosser than anything between Dan and Serena, half-sibling or not.

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As if we needed more confirmation, this is what Rufus Humphrey's parenting has led his children to believe is an appropriate film for brother-sister movie night.

January 11, 2009

Gossip Girl: Say Uncle!

Happy 2009 and welcome to the first Gossip Girl recap of the new year! I hope you all had a fabulous holiday, and are as excited as I am for our favorite shows to get back up and running!

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Nevermind Chuck. He's still upset he didn't get that pony he asked for.

December 22, 2008

Gossip Girl: Daddy Dearest

Two weeks ago on Gossip Girl (heh... sorry bout that...), a pivotal event shakes our UESiders, giving us weddings, funerals, illegitimate children and declarations of love. I haven't cried this much since the last time I stepped on a scale.

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"I should have told you to eat shit with that licorice ring and married the kid with the Ring Pop. Now he knew how to romance a lady."

May 23, 2009:Gossip Girl: There's A Killer Donut Place Around The Corner
May 13, 2009:Gossip Girl: If I Could Turn Back Time
:Gossip Girl: What's Love Got To Do With It?
April 30, 2009:Gossip Girl: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
April 26, 2009:Gossip Girl: The Never-Ending Seder
April 13, 2009:Gossip Girl: Revenge Is Sweet 16
February 1, 2009:Gossip Girl: Who Knew the Rape Gene is Also Hereditary?
January 15, 2009:Gossip Girl: Where There's a Will... There's Nate, Evidently
January 11, 2009:Gossip Girl: Say Uncle!
December 22, 2008:Gossip Girl: Daddy Dearest
December 6, 2008:Gossip Girl: Back to Basics
November 24, 2008:Gossip Girl: The Return of Captain Crook
November 16, 2008:Gossip Girl: A Tie for the Dumbest Person EVER
November 10, 2008:Gossip Girl: Crimes of Fashion
November 2, 2008:Gossip Girl: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
October 23, 2008:Gossip Girl: Blair's Cruel Intentions
October 19, 2008:Gossip Girl: And the Headbands Come Off
October 6, 2008:Gossip Girl: The Tale of Charlie Trout
September 26, 2008:Gossip Girl: Nairtini, Anyone?
September 22, 2008:Gossip Girl: Serena Finally Grows a Pair
September 11, 2008:Gossip Girl: Ew, They're Definitely Going There...
September 4, 2008:Gossip Girl: Hypocrites in the Hamptons
May 21, 2008:Gossip Girl: Wedding Bells & Death Knells
May 15, 2008:Gossip Girl: Oh, For Pete's Sake
May 6, 2008:Gossip Girl: Mostly About My Brother... Oh, And That Dude I Killed.
April 30, 2008:Gossip Girl: Nothing Says Friendship Like a Roofie in the Drink
April 23, 2008:Gossip Girl: OMFG It's Back!
January 20, 2008:Gossip Girl: Blair Waldorf Is Falling Down
January 16, 2008:Gossip Girl: The Previews Were the Best Part
December 23, 2007:Gossip Girl: A Very Geriatric Christmas
December 9, 2007:Gossip Girl: If You're Going To Manipulate Don't Suck At It
December 3, 2007:Gossip Girl: I'm Thankful You're Positive Who My Father Is
November 18, 2007:Gossip Girl: Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday...
November 13, 2007:Gossip Girl: Gettin' Frisky
October 29, 2007:Gossip Girl: Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
October 22, 2007:Gossip Girl: Shifts in Power
October 17, 2007:Gossip Girl: Happy Endings Suck
October 6, 2007:Gossip Girl: OMG DARTMOUTH IS HERE!
September 30, 2007:Recap: Gossip Girl: The Truth Comes Out
September 24, 2007:Gossip Girl: The B*tch is Back
September 17, 2007:Preview: Gossip Girl