Prom has gone from boring to depressing. Blair and Nate slow dance while she goes on about how sad she's feeling. Everything she ever wanted has come true, yet she's still not happy. Congratulations, B! You're officially an adult. Welcome to the World of Perpetual Disappointment and Unexplained Sadness. I guess her cryptic speech about prom feeling like a memory was her way of breaking up with Nate. And people say breaking up over a text message is bad.

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Why are you dancing naked?

Blair and Serena have a really deep discussion about high school.

Blair: I always wanted to go to prom with my high school boyfriend.

Serena: But he feels like a high school boyfriend.

Blair: Yeah, I don't want a high school boyfriend.

Serena: High school boyfriends are dumb. You're high school to me.

Blair: Yeah, we're so above high school. I'm disappointed with all my dreams coming true.

Serena: Cool. Guess what? I forgive my mom for having me arrested. I mean, that's just how she shows her love, you know?

While Serena and Blair have their sister moment, teen Lily and Carol have their own sister moment. Carol sold her junk car to bail Lily out of jail. Then they ride off happily on a public bus. It ends with Gossip Girl (who's starting to sound a lot like the Desperate Housewives voice over these days) saying something profound about BFFs being forever.

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No shit, Gossip Girl. That last F stands for "forever."

Xoxo

Natalie D.


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Comments (3)

DaffyMaiden:

Is Serena's dad dead? And whatever happened to Carol? Is SHE dead? (Why do I care about characters on a spinoff that doesn't even exist yet??)

sassycassc08:

ugh....
okay so this stupid show is beginning to frustrate me...

they keep starting up new plot lines w/ out ever explaining the old plot lines!

like what the heck, whatever happened to the love child of R&L? we know he's still alive cuz he wrote a fan letter to dan. but they haven't mentioned said love child in WEEKS!

or last week w/ georgina?
so she went bad? are they gonna say anything about that? or poppy? or captain douche face?

and now this week... they throw in mr van der woodsen and apparently lily has a sister named carol? does serena know this i wonder?

isn't there only one episode left of this season too?

imac00lkid:

actually, Carol isn't dead. she was mentioned in the pilot episode from season 1. when serena asked what lie lily fed the people about eric's whereabouts, lily said "your aunt carol in miami."

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