Jenny arrives at Mini Coop's place just in time to catch Mini Coop stomping out of the house with her arms full of Jenny's designs. Mini Coop mentions that Rufus had stopped by, and begins ranting at Jenny for going behind her back. Now while Mini Coop has been completely unreliable and a loose cannon on this, listening to her rant, I'm actually on her side. Without Mini Coop, Jenny would have no prospects at all, and Jenny cutting her out like that was super shitty. Jenny tries to placate her while watching Mini Coop dump all the clothes in a barrel and start pouring lighter fluid on them. Finally realizing this doesn't look good, you'd think Jenny would reach over and grab the clothes and/or shove Mini Coop away, right? Nope, she just stands there and looks trashy and confused. Fucking idiot. So then Mini Coop pulls out a matchbook, and takes approximately four hours to light a match while Jenny STILL just stands there. Seriously, a quadriplegic would have a faster reaction time to this. Eventually, Mini Coop does set everything on fire, and then Jenny loses her shit and screams at her. Sorry, Little J, but you totally deserve that for being the dumbest person EVER. Mission accomplished, Mini Coop throws Jenny out of her (mom's) apartment and storms off.
Congratulations, you are now officially acting as stupid as you look.
Back at the worst birthday party ever, Serena and Cyrus strike up a conversation where we learn he is actually Aaron's father. Ugh, if that means Aaron's going to be around longer then I am not happy to hear that. Cyrus tells her that Aaron is quite smitten with her, and Serena decides then to ditch her best friend's birthday party just to drop by Aaron's studio. Dude, so not cool. I'd be pissed as hell if my best friend did that to me! I used to think Serena sucked because of her relationship with Dan, but I'm rapidly coming to think that Serena just sucks, period.
After Serena runs off, Eleanor grabs Cyrus and demands if it's true he cheated on his first wife. He admits it, and Eleanor throws him out while Blair watches, looking upset at what she has caused. Eleanor leaves to lie down just as a special guest arrives -- Cyndi Lauper in an unfortunate leopard-print jacket. After hearing that Cyrus bought out Cyndi's show and arranged for Cyndi to perform at Blair's party instead, Blair thrusts Dorota (Cyndi's biggest fan!) at Cyndi and runs after Cyrus.
Dan's arrived at the VDW-Bass place to confront Bart on the arson story. He lies that he heard it through the gossip network at the office, and thought he should ask Bart personally about it. Hearing Dan's voice, Chuck hides around the corner and eavesdrops. But not only does Bart somewhat confirm the arson incident -- then he says that someone's death has been weighing on him for 20 years! Seriously, old man, you are going senile or you just challenged Jenny Humphrey for the dumbest person EVER award. Why the fuck would Bart ever admit to being somehow responsible for someone's death to a kid he barely knows after keeping it a secret for 20 years? And even if you argue that Bart was under the impression Dan already knew that, why the fuck would he confirm it? Agh. So then the icing on this stupidity cake is Chuck running around the corner, yelling for Bart to shut up and that Dan's writing a story for a magazine. So you knew that, Chuck, and did nothing to stop this conversation? My head is going to explode.
The runner up for the dumbest person EVER award: Chuck Bass, for lurking around the corner and letting his father dig his own grave.
Now that Dan's busted, Bart asks him how much it will take to make the story go away. Dan refuses the money and gets on the elevator, only to be stopped by Chuck just before the doors close. Chuck begins by making threats, then breaks down a bit and basically pleads with Dan not to ruin his family, even throwing a "please" in there. Poor Chuck, I bet he had to shower a dozen times or so to get that off of him. Dan remains noncommittal, but appears to have some sort of reservations about going forward.
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Comments (11)
Hi Lolo, it's my first time to comment. I've always been a lurker here but what compelled me to comment was that I understand where you're coming from (regarding the slightly late posts). I always look forward to your recaps 'cause it's funny and sometimes you say the things I've been thinking of while watching the episode. Kudos!
Anyway, even though it was not Blair's actual birthday as remarked by Eleanor, it still is lame. And I don't think they will give us another Blair birthday party since there's no mention of it in the synopsis of future episodes.
And yeah, there were some casting sides leakage at Spoiler TV and it pretty confirmed that *****edited out spoiler*** Ho-hum...
Hey guys please don't post spoilers in the comments section!! Only in the forums. Thanks!
1 of 11 | Posted by xybil | Posted on November 17, 2008 5:20 AM
The Jenny storyline/transformation is beyond painful. I was happy when her clothes got burned.
Thanks for pointing out how unlikely it that
1. a major business tycoon would allow a random high schooler to "shadow" him several times a week (wouldn't offering him some kind of office gopher position make more sense?)
2. the implausibility of that worker contacting Dan about the fire and Dan's claims that he heard about it through the office gossip network...have you even started yet?! And last I checked the people in the know wouldn't be gossiping with/around a 17 year old kid!
I'm hoping Bart doesn't die. I was so happy for Chuck. The previews for tonight show Nate's father returning...maybe he'll be the one to meet some unhappy end? He did screw A LOT of people before he went into hiding.
Just want to add I always enjoy your recaps, even if they are a little late! It's understandable real life might get in the way.
2 of 11 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:14 AM
Love the GG recaps!! Another great one -
I have a need to extra-emphasize the Jenny situation. I know that Rufus and Mrs. Humps aren't exactly parents of the year - but Jenny is a walking contradiction. On one hand she wants to be taken seriously as an up and coming designer that is mature beyond her 15 years, but in the next minute she is a crying, disrespectful, little brat - and I'm glad that Rufus is playing bad cop!
I do agree about Aaron too, cannot stand that friggin kid (I gotta say, he kinda looks like a woman going through gender re-assignment surgery...like early stages..) but I do disagree slightly with his "We aren't committed so you can't be uspet" speech. Honestly, I understand that "officially" yes, that is true. And I've been in that situation before - BUT - when I was in that situation, the guy wasn't making uber-romantic gestures like dropping off a homemade wedding ring, sending me maps to places all around the city, or putting my damn face on a giant Times Square screen!
So Serena - I make fun of you sometimes (okay, a lot), but you are insanely hot and (mostly) a sweetheart - kick this overly-confident he/she out of your life - you don't know me, but I PROMISE you can do better :)
3 of 11 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 17, 2008 11:23 AM
LoLo - all is forgiven! This episode was BORING and artist dude if FUGLY. Don't kill Bart - he is hot. Kill Vanessa.
Also - rumor has it that Little J has a heroin problem in real life. Explains the hospitilizations and extreme skinniness
4 of 11 | Posted by chachi | Posted on November 17, 2008 12:39 PM
I must be the only one who likes Aaron...oh well, I guess I can be okay with that. I probably only like him because he was the little Ashton Kutcher in the Butterfly Effect (thank you imdb), but whatever.
And I want more Chuck and Blair and I would take more Nate and Jenny if that meant Vanessa wasn't around to be with him.
And that just got me thinking, Vanessa should be the one to die, that would make me a lot happier than if Bart did.
5 of 11 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on November 18, 2008 12:17 AM
As much as I loved Mini-Coop on the O.C., and as much I as I am trying really, really hard to like her in GG, I just can't. Maybe it's the dancing in a bra in front of pedophiliac photographers or the way she doesn't really move her lips when she speaks. That being said, she's a crazy bitch for burning Jenny's clothes.
6 of 11 | Posted by heygirl | Posted on November 18, 2008 12:17 PM
blair looked STUNNING at her bday...omfg.
also, please kill vanessa and NOT bart, please please. with some more please on top. and a dash of please.
ugh.
7 of 11 | Posted by matzboy | Posted on November 18, 2008 12:40 PM
Great recap!!! And no need to apologize for the lateness! At least you're still writing your recaps- the 90210 recapper has been MIA for 2 episodes now and about to be 3 after tonight!
8 of 11 | Posted by jakesmom | Posted on November 18, 2008 12:53 PM
xybil - I am proud to have broken your commenting cherry!
heygirl - I somewhat agree about Mini Coop. She's gone too far down the Georgina path for me. It's almost the same character. That being said, Willa is a better actress than half the core cast, and I'd love to see her stick around in some capacity.
Regarding the Bart/Vanessa debate, I'd definitely be on team Kill Vanessa. I hope I'm wrong on predicting Bart's untimely demise, but Josh Schwartz doesn't have patience for old dudes and likes to kill them off at the peak of emotional impact. See also: Caleb Nichol.
And everyone - thanks so much for being so amazingly understanding about me posting late. You're the best!
9 of 11 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on November 19, 2008 1:08 PM
Okay guys, bad news. I totally have to break my promise of getting this thing done early this week... I had to go in for training this morning at 7:30 a.m. which is seriously akin to torture for someone like me. Needless to say, I couldn't stay up last night to finish the recap, and I'm exhausted tonight. So look for it either Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
Sorry sorry sorry!
10 of 11 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on November 20, 2008 6:35 PM
S'okay, LoLo.
This is one instance in which I wish they would stay true to the books: Eleanor and Cyrus get married. They have a daughter who they give Blair the honor of naming. Despite the fact that she saddles her with "Yale," she really is very devoted to her.
11 of 11 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on November 22, 2008 9:23 PM