Chuck and Emma are in his limo while she gushes and he insists she not ruin it with her talking or attempts to introduce herself. But he arrives home alone shortly thereafter to face an irate Blair and claim that Emma assaulted him and demanded he deflower her. Smooth, Em. Blair snaps that Chuck's specialty is limos and virgins, and he looks her in the eye and tells her the back seat of the limo is one of the few things he holds sacred. Kinda gross, but also very sweet. Problem is, when Emma found out Mr. Chuckie wasn't coming out to play, she bolted. Luckily, Serena gets a text that Emma has been spotted at 1oak, so Blair gathers the troops and heads out to find the virgin.
"If you must know, I also have your panties from that night pressed in my scrapbook."
Jenny, Mini Coop and Nate arrive at their destination -- the charity gala at The Palace. Jenny explains they're looking for financial backers, and all the rich people will be there tonight. Against his better judgment, Nate agrees to stay. Walking in, Jenny looks around triumphantly at the rich folk -- until she realizes the party is in Bart and Lily's honor. It looks like she's thinking calling it off when Lily spots her and innocently asks what she's doing there. As Jenny contemplates soiling her fug frock, Nate saves her, telling Lily that he's there in CrazyEyes Archibald's place and he brought Jenny along. Instead of thinking that sounds a little weird, Lily smiles blankly and walks away. Lying evidently does something for Nate's libido, for he then grabs Jenny for a big kiss in the middle of the party -- which is captured on the cell phone of the same little blonde who accosted Dan in the park earlier this season. Looks like a GG alert will be coming out soon!
At 1oak, the gang finds Emma quickly, who insists she was just leaving to go back to Serge's place. "Serge?! Honestly, how tacky are you?!" Blair snaps. Haha. I once knew a guy named Serge, and agree they are bad news, Emma. But before Blair can snap the chastity belt on, she and Serena get distracted by a maitre d' and Emma runs back off into the night. Pissed, Blair whirls on Serena and blames S for the entire mess, which quickly escalates into a rehash of their fight at Yale. Oh I love it when people drudge up old fights as ammo in new ones. Not cool, B. Chuck arrives before it can get physical (awww), and informs them the bartender told him Emma's in the corner booth. But it isn't Emma -- it's her hag mother, and the man she's making out with is not her husband. Whoopsie. Blair delightedly snaps a picture and breathes a sigh of relief. Blackmail material secured.
After briefly seeing Mini Coop finalizing plans for the fashion show and instructing her A/V friend Stewart "not to do anything gross" to Jenny (ha), we return back to the ghetto, where Rufus is freaking out with Dan and Vanessa. They're trying to reach both Jenny and Nate by cell when Dan decides to check Gossip Girl -- and finds the picture of the aforementioned two kissing at the gala. Shocked and angry, Dan announces they're at The Palace before shutting down the computer and preventing Rufus and Vanessa from seeing the picture. Aww, I can't wait for V to see that one.
"What? No. Wh-what are you doing? GET OFF MY SISTER!!!"
In the cab on their way to The Palace, Rufus continues freaking out but rationalizes that at least Nate is with Jenny. Dan, who is now decidedly anti-Nate, makes a few negative comments about Nate's questionable ethics and past with the cougar and Vanessa. Narrowing her eyes, Vanessa demands to know why Dan's bromance is suddenly over, and Dan dodges the question by putting her on the spot as to whether she still likes Nate. V shuts up, and they both cringe in embarrassment when Rufus tries to bribe the cabbie into hurrying up with $1. Hello, the best way to convince a cab driver to go faster is to pretend you're about the puke. Works like a charm. Just don't actually puke unless you can run fast and aren't opposed to diving into bushes.
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Comments (6)
Personally, if I were Rufus, I probably would've had Rosemary's Baby arrested too. What a pain in the ass.
1 of 6 | Posted by LAjane | Posted on November 10, 2008 10:19 AM
AWESOME recap. But could you try and get them in before Sunday, since after watching the proceeding episode, your recaps can get a little confusing, since I keep thinking of events that happened last night.
Aww I liked Jenny's stupid hat, 20 pounds of makeup and the majority of her clothing. But this has more to do with me being closer to her in age than it does different tastes.
I so enjoyed Blair and Chuck as the scheming pair again.
2 of 6 | Posted by alex_w | Posted on November 10, 2008 11:44 AM
I agree. Can you post your recaps faster. They just don't seem to have the same umpf a week later.
3 of 6 | Posted by chachi | Posted on November 11, 2008 10:50 AM
I agree. Could you post your recaps a little faster? They just don't have the same umpf a week later.
On another note, I know Serena is supposed to be cool and all, but seriously... The way she was lounging while talking to that Yale lady was totally inappropriate. Especially with her leg and half her ass hanging out.
And while Blake Lively has great boobs, I am tired of a 17 / 18 year character showing them off ALL THE TIME! Enough already.
4 of 6 | Posted by chachi | Posted on November 11, 2008 10:54 AM
Hey guys, I totally agree that I'm getting these recaps up too late, and I hope you accept my apologies. It may not look like it, but I'm trying. My real-life job has taken over my life, and I've been working 50+ hour weeks. Gotta love being a first year. That being said, I will try harder, and do my best to get the recaps up by Thursday night at the latest from now on. Sorry again, but thanks for reading!
LoLo
5 of 6 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on November 11, 2008 11:53 AM
As long as your recaps come in before the next week's episode, I'm cool with the "lateness". Then again, I'm two weeks behind on the episodes so these seem on time to me.
I mentioned this in the previous recaps, but...Taylor and Chase (Chace?) are an item in real life, which makes their kissing scenes even more icky.
I don't understand why the Yalies are ignoring Blair so much. It's not like she doesn't have a decent pedigree. The fashion show they were oohing and aahing over Serena modeling in? Yea, that was Blair's mom's show. I'm glad to see Blair and Serena are both getting in now. (Season 3?)
What's up with Serena's new slutty wardrobe (even on Yale interviews!)? And is it just me or does Blake Lively have some brand new breast implants? She looks to have gained a whole cup size..and push-up bras don't take away the natural jiggle if you know what I mean.
Rufus hit an all-time low for me trying to have his own kid arrested (even if it is Jenny). He needs to get a life. Soon.
6 of 6 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 13, 2008 12:23 AM