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Surprisingly, this is all seemingly going over well as Lily embarrasses herself with some middle-aged white woman dancing and we see others putting the polaroids the models are distributing in their bags. Mini Coop runs in, sporting a crazy dress that may actually be the only redeemable one in the bunch, and jumps on a table and begins kicking and shattering champagne bottles and glasses. I hope this party has its share of doctors and lawyers in attendance, because both are going to be needed when Chip Belvedere gets glass in his eye. Thrilled, Jenny runs over to Nate and kisses him -- right in front of Vanessa, who storms out. Hahahaha, bitch. Nate tries to stop Jenny from chasing V, but Jenny brushes him off and follows.

Emma, Blair and Chuck arrive back at the hotel where Emma and the hag are staying, and Blair and Chuck share a brief moment where they reveal the Gossip Girl message about Muffy was a lie they planted, and she thanks him for his help. Chuck points out the virgin is making another break for it, and Blair sprints from the limo and runs Emma down. Emma tearfully demands to know if Blair's done ruining things for her, and Blair snaps back that Emma's first time shouldn't be in competition with Muffy the lacrostitute. Ha. Blair admits that her first time was with someone she loved, and tells Emma there are better ways to get her mother's attention. Emma denies it has anything to do with the hag, and Blair calls her bluff, explaining how shitty of a mother Eleanor has been. They continue to bond over horrible parenting, and how they should avoid the Serges of the world. Amen to that.

"Umm, these two are getting a little weird about this limo. I'm outta here."

While looking for Jenny, Dan receives that call from the Ferret he was waiting for. We only hear his end of the conversation, but it's clear that none of the Yale professors will write a recommendation based on his writing samples. Shocker. Serena finds him feeling sorry for himself, and he vaguely rambles about how Jenny's going to be so successful and maybe she's the only one with guts in the family. Well, yeah, basically you all suck, dude. He finally tells her that he's not going to get into Yale or any other school with a decent writing program, then leaves Serena staring after him sadly. Sorry Dan, but you only got yourself and your ridiculous lack of talent to blame.

Blair and Emma enter Emma's hotel room and find the hag waiting for them, furious over the time and the way Emma's dressed. The hag orders Emma to bed before turning on Blair, accusing her of trying to get in good with Emma in the hopes Emma would plead her case to the Dean. Pissed, Blair pulls out her phone to email the hag the incriminating picture she took earlier when Emma storms back out of her room to defend Blair. "You're lecturing me?!" the hag exclaims incredulously. "No wonder I don't want to spend time with you!" Without another word, Emma exchanges a tearful look with Blair and walks away. Well while that was ineffective with the hag, it was effective on Blair, who puts her phone away and quietly tells the hag she should pay more attention to Emma before it's too late. With that, Blair leaves. Okay, I'm proud of Blair for taking the high road there and showing some maturity, but damn that hag deserved her comeuppance more than most of the people Blair has blackmailed. Not the best time to grow a conscience, B.

While still looking for Vanessa, Jenny runs into Rufus, who is pissed and disappointed as hell. But Jenny doesn't care. She already has 32 missed calls on her phone from attendees wanting to talk to her about her designs, proving that money does not equal taste in that crowd. As things get more heated, Lily approaches to tell Jenny the show was inspired and wave away Jenny's attempts at apologizing. Angry that Jenny is getting away with everything, Rufus flags over a cop and tells the officer Jenny is the one responsible. As Jenny shrieks indignantly -- as she should, since saddling your daughter with a criminal record isn't really the best idea on many levels -- Lily intervenes to insist they won't be pressing any charges. Jenny uses the opportunity to escape.

"I'm sorry, miss, but that polka dot number really was a crime against fashion. And eyesight."

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