Once alone, Serena begins to bitch out Chuck but he cuts her off by asking what dirt Georgina has on Serena that's so bad she can't even tell the never-fazed Chuck. She maddeningly keeps her mouth shut, and instead goes to pay a visit on Georgina. Georgina cheerfully opens the door and Serena wastes no time demanding that Georgina never contact her again. A fight ensues and what we learn is that something happened last year, and while Serena wants to play the innocent bystander card who just happened to walk in, Georgina thinks it was just as much Serena as it was her - if not even more so. Either way, Serena warns, Georgina better keep her mouth shut - for if S goes down, G is going with her. I was joking earlier, but I wonder if these two had a threesome? Guesses, anyone?
Meanwhile, Chubs, further cementing my opinion that he's a big, stupid looking douche, has shown up in the ghetto, much to both Jenny and Rufus's surprise. At first both Rufus and I thought Jenny had invited him as a way to thwart the grounding, but it turns out Chubs came up with this plan all by himself. Stalker, much? Chubs kisses some Rufus ass, earning himself an invitation into the loft - and new status as Jenny's man meat.
I hope you didn't think that was the end of Georgina, because once a girl is willing to roofie a friend, there's no telling how far she'll go. And in this case, it's making a play for the friend's boyfriend. With the pseudonym Sarah, Georgina just happens across Dan sitting in the park. Using a dog as an ice breaker, she quickly develops a rapport with our confused hero, as Dan babbles inanely the way he does when an attractive girl looks at him twice. Ruh-roh.
Wow, this kid never shuts up. I may have to roofie him next just to get some peace and quiet.
So what did you think? Will Dan fall for Georgina's charms? What exactly is this damn secret the girls share? Who's going to be revealed as gay next week? And when are Chuck and Blair going to share scenes?!
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Comments (10)
is it just me, or did they say that blair was already accepted to yale next year? why were they taking their SATs? did i miss something?
1 of 10 | Posted by KermitGirl_22 | Posted on May 1, 2008 7:52 AM
Great recap, especially loved the Always Sunny in Philadelphia caption....Is one crack rock enough??
2 of 10 | Posted by russlav | Posted on May 1, 2008 8:40 AM
From the way that everyone was looking at their laptops and saying, "Is that SERENA?" I'm guessing she and Georgina made a sex tape. That explains the the "gay bomb," as Hazel put it. Everyone knows Serena was a drunk and a slut, but no one knows that she was a drunk, LESBIAN slut! (yet.)
3 of 10 | Posted by deliciousminds | Posted on May 1, 2008 9:31 AM
The screencap: "Who... little ol' me?" made me laugh out loud at work. Well played.
4 of 10 | Posted by KermitGirl_22 | Posted on May 1, 2008 10:43 AM
Blair doesn't want to go to Princeton. She wants to go to the Gay Ivy! (Yale)
5 of 10 | Posted by t-im | Posted on May 1, 2008 1:19 PM
Oops, yes, Blair wants to go to Yale. Sorry for the mistake and thanks for catching it, guys!
As for her Yale status, I don't think she's been officially accepted -- somewhat impossible given she's only a junior -- but I think her chances look very good assuming she scores high enough on the SATs. And we'll have to see about that. I'll be surprised if it's that easy for B.
And I think the chances of a sex tape are pretty good, which would be sorta awesome.
Thanks for reading!
6 of 10 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on May 1, 2008 2:31 PM
spoiler alert:
serena's brother is the one who comes out as being gay..or i should say he was outed. Eric was found making out with jenny's new boy
7 of 10 | Posted by stina | Posted on May 1, 2008 7:59 PM
Ahh, FINALLY the recap's here! And worth the wait too :D NY Mag have nothing on you sweety (channeling 'G', I know).
But seriously, can we just please take a moment to register the fact that NO ONE is an uproar over a drastic writing mistake made in this episode...Cappie's rehab is in Brooklyn? Really? No.Fucking.Way. Clearly, someone meant to put Switzeland or wherever it is that the rich and addicted go to get rid of their demons. But other than that, great episode. Loved Blair telling poor Hazel she was just along for the ride (LOL), because really, she is. I love her little facial expressions tho (Hazel that is), they say so much more than words.
No Blair and Chuck interaction at all (booo) and even worse, there's no Chuck in the next episode but at least Serena's big secret is finally coming out. YAY!
8 of 10 | Posted by catycath08 | Posted on May 2, 2008 12:58 PM
I absolutely love this show, but two things...
1. I was thinking the same thing about registering for the SAT. You don't just waltz in off the street saying "Gee. I think I wanna take the SAT." Don't work like that, honey.
2. When Serena awoke from her drunken stupor she was at the Sherry Netherland which is on 5th and 60th. Hunter is on 68th and Lexington. Bitch could totally have made it. I was just thinking "Run, fool."
9 of 10 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on May 3, 2008 11:06 AM
OMG, way to go with the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia crack rock reference!
10 of 10 | Posted by Jude C | Posted on October 12, 2008 11:39 PM