Remember the random stranger who forgot Vanessa's name? Turns out his name is Scott. As in the Scott who Lily and Rufus had when they were young but gave up for adoption although Rufus didn't find out until many years later and when they went to find him they were told Scott was dead but he wasn't really dead and he wrote Dan a fan letter and when Dan called to thank him the adoptive parents intercepted the call and freaked out because they thought Scott found out the truth? That Scott? From the way he eyes Dan in the coffee shop, you can bet it's the same guy. Plus he has newspaper clippings and magazine articles about Lily and Rufus. Creepy.
Blair finds a way to make Jenny queen.
Georgina calls Dan to say she got his money back from Poppy. Remember that plotline? Yeah, I completely forgot about it too. Turns out G is going to NYU and she's requesting B to be her roommate. She says it in a sinister voice, of course. I didn't think rich kids had roommates in college.
Serena runs into this investigator kid who says he knows where her father is. And we still don't care.
Last, but not least, Chuck waits for Blair outside her place. She walks up looking like the spokes model for a new lemon lime soda.
Chuck showers her with gifts, which means he does love her. She makes him say it. They kiss. The end.
Dad: Is he a vampire?
Me: Wrong teen drama, Dad.
Dad: But doesn't he look like a vampire or something?
Me: I guess.
Dad: Why does he keep clenching his jaw?
And there you have it. My final comment on the season finale is "Eh". I'm going to the killer donut place around the corner.
Xoxo
Natalie D
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Comments (6)
I love your little ad libbed conversations between characters. They are always so entertaining.
I can't believe you found this to be 'meh'. I loooooved it, especially the parts with Blair and Chuck.
1 of 6 | Posted by alex_w | Posted on May 23, 2009 1:31 PM
Oooo-make Chuck a Vampire! That would add something to the show.
Then he could bite Serena and throw her into a tanning bed a *poof* no more mumbling!
Your Father may be onto something there.
*Now a word from the Sponsor*
'Hi I play Vanessa on Gossip Girl'
I would like you to meet Jen, she is an 'uptown girl with downtown tastes and a addiction to making coffee.
Gee, that sounds like someone we all know.
Jen has everywhere to go and no explaintions of why she is anywhere.'
.....
Also, lamest graduation ceremony ever. They might as well of had them at a party saying 'I loved the ceremony!'
Talk about not using a budget..
2 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on May 23, 2009 7:26 PM
When Nate was telling his grandfather that his cougar had been paying for his services, I couldn't help but remember Nate & his ma were destitute and squatting in their own mansion, and it was.... that guy who didn't lift a finger to help them. Grandpa Dearest. I guess he's forgiven.
Why was Gossip Girl so mad at Serena? The whole A-Team schemed to find out who she was.
I'm with you -- it was meh. Great recap though! Thanks!
3 of 6 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on May 23, 2009 11:22 PM
Hahah, I love this recap. I sort of thought it was better than "eh" but that might be because I like Chuck and Blair together, so the ending was good for me.
How can Georgina just request Blair as a roommate and get her (because you know they will be roommates next year)? Both people have to request each other where I go...but I don't live in the Upper East Side, so...
And I kind of dig Scott, so he can hang out next season and I'd be okay with that.
4 of 6 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on May 24, 2009 6:18 PM
recap is ok and funny, but i nearly lost it when you suggested that jack and chuck MAY be related...it was like so many episodes, which were basically about jack being chucks uncle?!
well. you're right with the lipstick, its disgusting.
5 of 6 | Posted by mila superstar | Posted on August 30, 2009 5:37 PM
I used to love Gossip Girl but now its just getting a bit over the top.
Recent episodes just keep getting more and more ridiculous. Don't get me wrong - I'm going to always be tuning in to GG, but just wanted to throw it out there that this season has been a liiiiittle much.
Anyway, in my never-ending pursuit for new shows to tune into, I found
this online reality show about students in NYU. I watched the trailer
on YouTube and thought it seemed interesting, especially b/c it's
filmed by actual NYU students (main site: underthearch.tv)
For all of you who want to check it out their YouTube page, here ya go:
www.youtube.com/user/UndertheArchTV
I think the show has some good potential! Had anyone heard buzz
about it yet?
6 of 6 | Posted by LS1788 | Posted on October 15, 2009 12:28 PM