Hey, great recap! I look forward to these and was wondering why it was so late, but good job! :D

Personally, I like the earlier formats, but this was still good. I especially loved the screen cap of Nate and Dan:

"I'm only dating Vanessa to get closer to you, big boy."
"Aww, shucks..."

That was classic!

Keep it up :D

"I still don't see why we can't listen to my music instead. I have this great little tune called 'Run Away.' Perhaps you've heard it one of the 4,145 times I've sang it?"

I just laughed out loud by myself in my dorm room. Embarrassing, but completely awesome.

I was thinking the same thing, too, about her pregnancy. Usually shows make some sort of effort to hide it past dark colors, but not Gossip Girl.

Also, I am glad Jack is gone. I can only accept one smarmy Bass, and that spot is reserved for Chuck. That being said, I hope he is back to being Chuck sooner rather than later.

And Nate and Vanessa can break up anytime. Or Vanessa can just die or leave or something. I prefer both Nate and Jenny without Vanessa around.

I didn't notice the difference between formats so either one is cool with me.

The screencaps were hilarious!

Maybe the writers are hooking Lily and Rufus up so fast to knock Lily up, which would include Kelly's bump into the show. Now THAT would be a good storyline-> linking Dan and Serena with a present sibling instead of just a past one that no one knows.

I like Blair's minions more than Jenny. Nate & Vanessa are plot devices at this point, but we still need them to move the plots along. Plus, without Nate and Vanessa, Dan and Chuck would have only each other as friends. :)

i always read your recaps but this one was hilarious. i hate vanessa (she is like teresa from the OC but she wont leave/die) and i just watched the new episode which was way more of a crazy episode then this one, i can not wait until you recap it! i am way too old to be watching this show but its hilarious and its fun. whenever i scream at the tv i know its been a good show right? thanks again and i appreciate your amazing humor for such a ridiculous show that i have not missed a single week of!

This is probably too much info to put out there in cyber-space, but the photo on the 3rd page with the caption:
"Are you as bored by this plot line as I am?" Abso-fucking-lutely."
I couldn't help just stare at it, thinking - good lord that is an amazing rack!! UGH - I feel dirty :(

Anyway - I have a question:
So, Jack has been sent away, after attempting to rape Lilly, correct? So WTF happened to the storyline about him and Blair hooking up? Remember, "he can't know what happened on New Years" Are the writers telling us that Blair has a strange fetish for potential-rapists? I know that's a little harsh, but I'm kinda confused here.

Oh well - excellent recap, regardless!! Till next time...

I have a feeling Jack will be back and so will the parents of that fake dead adopted child. I'm still hoping Bart faked his death so maybe that will bring Jack back to NYC somehow?

Loved the recap, although if I hadn't watched last night's episode before reading I would have had to disagree with the "remember when people cared about my storylines" Chuck screencap. But WHAT WAS that Eyes Wide Shut (as Chuck himself said) BS about last night?!