Grease: It's Raining Men!

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This week on Grease our final four Danny's compete for our votes and have "unique challenges" (ie, weaknesses) to work on this week. How thrilling. Can Derek overcome his crack-tacular performance from two weeks ago? How is Chad's self-esteem after being in the bottom two last week? Can Austin be funny and loose? Can Max lead the pack? And which girl is going home?

Quick answers: No, not great, no, YES and sooooo obvious.

There's minimal host banter as Ryan and Cat introduce the opening number. This week's group number is the boy-tastic "Grease Lightning," complete with a shiny muscle car on the stage. I guess it's supposed to look like they've been working on the car (which, ha!) because they all have random streaks of brown on their skin. Frankly, it looks like they've been visited by Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.

During the first round of solos I realize that Chad has no range vocally. This is not the last time tonight that a song is going to sound too low for him. Also he looks really small all of a sudden. I still think he has pretty eyes, but ever since I found out he's the voice of Crackle, (of Snap, Crackle and Pop!) he really looks like an elf to me. Also he's holding his head at a weird angle for basically the entire number and it makes him look demonic

Dance break! This is a fun number to watch, mostly because Kathleen Marshall has got them running all over that stage. There's a part of the dance where they do push-up-hops that's particularly cool. By the end of the number all the boys are sweating and "panting like a cart horse," to use a David Ian phrase. Despite the workout, Austin and Max still manage to eke out a good sound, while Chad and Derek's solos get kind of lost in the din. But hey, good news - everyone sounded in tune on the last note. Progress!

Before we get to more performances, Ryan Seacrest and Cat Deeley explain the show tonight: The Dannys are competing for our votes and each have to tackle a unique challenge. This is where you can see a theater influence, because basically each of these "challenges" is basically like a ridiculous theater-game they have to complete in an effort to take them to the next level of Danny-dom. Plus, one Sandy is going home! Who will it be??

Panel introductions. David Ian, Kathleen Marshall, and Jim Jacobs, who's wearing white socks with dark pants and shoes. Barf. There's no guest of any kind tonight. You're slipping, Grease!

Hey, remember last week? Well if you don't here's a clip: Chad and Kathleen were saved from elimination - which was two-in-a-row for Kathleen. Austin was surprised but happy when Chad was in the bottom. Allie explains that no one really likes Chad, and everyone talks about him behind his back. The show has a sense of humor for once and we see random shots of Chad sitting alone while Kate singing "All By Myself" plays over it. Aw, poor Crackle.

Max thinks Austin needs to loosen up this week if he's going to stay in the competition and calls him "showgirl-ish." Ordinarily I would think that's unnecessary, but while Max says it the show plays a clip of Austin doing his best Tina Turner impression (From this performance), and I have to agree. Chad thinks that Max needs to show he's a man and not a little boy. Hey, he's the one with a little romance going on, rice krispie. Derek thinks that Chad doesn't have enough experience to do a Broadway show. Austin thinks he makes a better Danny than Derek because his voice won't crack. (Burn!) They all want to be Danny so bad.

First up tonight: "Hot Danny" Austin, who needs to "chill out." David Ian thinks Austin is a great performer, but that he needs to loosen up and be funny. David Ian wants Austin to make him laugh. So he heads off to The Groundlings with his backup dancers - Kathleen, Ashley and Allie. They are off to a rocky start as Austin states: "I'm going to prove to them that if they put a banana peel on the stage, I'm going to slip on it." Good one, Austin, we're already rolling in the aisles. NOT.

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Comments (11)

KikiC [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Yea! I've been waiting for the recap to this show! Fab job, Krank! This show is so cheesy, yet I can't stop watching it...the recaps make it all the better!

Austin still creeps me out for some reason. I'm rooting for Max. And didn't it look like "the boys" had taken a little dip in some Crisco before their Greased Lightning routine. Ick!

yc [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Kranky, great review! I've been reading recaps/reviews on ew.com for a while and have been disappointed with many reviewers. Then tonight someone told me about this website and your review was the first I read. I'm hooked. Thanks for the entertainment!!!!!

JasonR [TypeKey Profile Page]:

After watching an "all Danny" episode, I had to quickly turn on some hockey to get the testosterone going again. Whew, that was close!

Bottom line, Austin is too pretty and fem to be believable as a hood. Derek, the early favorite, appears to have the look but not the chops. Chad would be a serviceable second choice, but this thing belongs to Max. The fact he's a little skinny and awkward works. We all forget because the part is usually played by 30 y/o men, but Danny is actually supposed to be in HIGH SCHOOL! He can sing, dance and can convey drama and comedy in his performances. I don't recall anyone saying anything bad about his acting, so I'll assume he's got that covered too. Plus he's the only Danny to bag himself one of those lovely Sandies, so he gets extra credit for that too.

WhoMe? [TypeKey Profile Page]:

This Show is still on?
I believe that the Broadway show will flop. Non of these people should go on to New York. I stopped watching after the 2nd show, it just wasn't what I was hoping for.

JasonR [TypeKey Profile Page]:

WhoMe, putting aside any discussion of whether this show will be any good or not, there is no way it will flop. Tourists and families will keep this show running for years, particularly with all the promotion the show is providing. When tourists come in to the City and lay out the kind of money it takes to see a Broadway show, they tend to go for the familiar where they know exactly what they're going to get as opposed to something a little edgier like "Spring Awakening" (which was amazing BTW).

Krank, do have access to any news on what kind of advance sales the show has been bringing in?

DGlaze [TypeKey Profile Page]:

you make me laugh, krank, you make me laugh.

pabulum28 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Watching Austin Miller trying to be fun/funny was like watching Stone Phillips try to be fun or funny. Or it's like that scene from the first "Austin Powers" where Dr. Evil is like, "I'm with it! I'm hip!" and then does the Macarena. Like Jim Jacobs said, it was just too forced. (Hmm, Austin Miller/Austin Powers...free association perhaps?)

It came out especially when Austin said something like "You can see it in my eyes" or "Look into my eyes" and then someone (David Ian, I think) said you have to look *behind* the eyes. Austin's just not goofy enough to be Danny.

Lisa [TypeKey Profile Page]:

The name of the song Derek sang (er, cracked) is actually "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.

Max all the way. He doesn't have to be too over-the-top macho to be attractive to women, because that goofy thing works on us too. He has enough confidence to pull off the role, definitely. In other news, Austin scares me.

abbeylane [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Great recap!! But I was hoping you would make fun of Cat's crazy dress and the fact that Cat and Hester are apparently BFFL (did you notice how much Cat was crying?!?) Go Austin!!

626 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

That girl screaming for Austin during his performance was by far the most entertaining part of the show. Wow, she *really* needs her gaydar fixed.

I'll go so far as to say I hope Max wins, although I really didn't buy him as the tough guy he was trying to play. I laughed a few times during his performance because he reminded me of a little boy wearing his dad's clothes trying to act tough.

blue:

I don't know if you meant it as a joke, but the male host is not Ryan Seacrest. It's Billy Bush, cousin of President George Bush and the current host of Access Hollywood. I don't think he's that recognizable, but he doesn't look like Ryan Seacrest either.
http://www.colby.edu/colby.mag/issues/win04/bush/

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