Just as in the earlier group number, Max, Ashley Spencer, Kevin and Juliana are in the front so it looks like Kathleen's got her favorite dancers!  Um, where is the hand jive? The hand movements she has them doing now are just as inane.  By the time they get into the choreography that's almost directly lifted from Kiss Me Kate (again!), I find their performances kind of infections. Alright, I've officially upgraded them from High School Drama Club to Regional Dinner Theater. 

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Ryan Seacrest asks the judges to name their favorite Danny and Sandy. David Ian goes first naming "ultimate showman" Derek, and good-looking Ashley Spencer. Kathleen likes "vivid and dynamic" Austin and Allie. Jim prefers "the master of blue-eyed soul" Chad and "something in the way she moves" Kate. ONJ declines to name a favorite. WTF ONJ? Can you not make one single decision?  

Mystery guest next week: Andrew Lloyd Webber. Who was that a mystery to? That was known weeks ago. So what did you think of this episode? Why is ONJ so fricken nice? How staged was that last scene between Andrew Lloyd Webber and Jim Jacobs? And how much or how little do you think ALW is going to steal from this show for his next reality show that will cast the Broadway revival of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

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BlueAspic Author Profile Page:

I only watched the first hour of this because of new Simpsons, etc. This show is just ridiculous to me. I get the same queasy, slightly nauseous, embarrassed feeling that I used to get when I attended bad high school plays when I watch this show. Do these people really expect to get famous from this? If they were any good they would already be on Broadway. And shame on Olivia Newton John for supporting this shit. I probably will keep watching though, because I never pass up a chance to make fun of others. I'm just that kind of girl.

JasonR Author Profile Page:

This show is the reverse of Idol I thought the audition shows were way more interesting. This was a total cheesefest. But of course I'll probably keep watching. The judges have to stop being cheerleaders though. P.S. ONJ should have a clause in her contract that she can not be broadcast in HD. Not a pretty sight.

kvc Author Profile Page:

It's amazing how much this show is copying the British inspiration (How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria). Bringing back the cut contestants (although it worked out better in the UK version), the color coding, the cheesy nicknames, even the set for the live show is pretty much the same.

And I hate Austin. I'm watching just to watch him lose.

nj2ca Author Profile Page:

Recap is right on the money.

And I am so with you kvc -- can't stand Austin, especially for this role. He's more "Fey Danny" than any other kind of Danny. Probably a great ensemble performer but just plain annoying otherwise.

I can't believe I sat there and watched this crap for 2 hours -- it is such a poorly produced show and most of the talent is forgettable.

mountain_girl Author Profile Page:

OK, so I turned off the show as soon as I heard them utter those stupid nicknames for everyone. And then I got to the paragraph in your recap where you give them your own nicknames and dug up the episode on the dvr. Damn you, Krank, I thought I had managed to successfully drop this show and now you've sucked me back in!

Your nicknames are so much better and the recap was right now.

Pretty Boy Danny is my current favorite, he's not only cute but I actually liked listening to his song. The same can not be said for everyone. Austin sucks. But then I thought that since I first saw him. Meh.

And you're right about So You Think You Can Dance too. I miss it so.

maybeimamazed02 Author Profile Page:

THANK YOU, Krank! A fellow theatre geek has arrived at TVGasm! My roommate and I love all of your obscure musical theatre references.

I hate Austin. I have since Day 1. I'd believe him as Link in Hairspray (I think he said that was his job before he got on this show), but NOT as Danny. Waaaay too gay.

Love Max, but I can't get past the fact that he looks more like Doody. Maybe Sonny. I wish they would make an exception and cast him somewhere in the show, as I love his voice and presence.

Kevin has a good voice but is too contemporary. Gay Mormon Jason creeped me out for some reason. I liked the first guy (keep forgetting his name).

Chad is so far my favorite--has been ever since his first audition, when he sang Hunka Hunka Burnin Love (really good choice for a Danny audition). Cute, funny, charismatic, believable as a straight guy.

As for the girls, Kathleen weirds me out in the way that really really Christian people do (I used to work at Borders, and the people buying Bibles were often the rudest customers). Allie is too young and untrained. Kate's got a great voice, but I'm not sure if she can act. Juliana has a good voice, but just really annoys me (she just seems very sugary and fake). My favorite so far is Ashley Spencer--has the perfect look (especially when her hair is in a ponytail)and a good voice.

Ashley Anderson--I want to like her, but she needs to get a grip. She wants it too badly. Matt Nolan...sweet guy, would be great for community theatre. However, he's simply too untrained to be a Broadway lead.

My main concern is that America is casting not just one person, but a couple. Meaning chemistry should be a factor as well...hopefully as the judges get down to the final four or six, they will start pairing them off.

gretcheepoo Author Profile Page:

This show is absolutely cheese-tastic!!!!!!

I guess I'm in the minority because I found the tryouts and Grease Academy painful to watch. I decided to give it one live show to see if I would keep watching. The answer is a resounding - YES! Of course I probably will continue watching it via TIVO so I can fast forward through Billy Bush crap and idiotic group numbers.

Choderman Author Profile Page:

Hi Everyone! I love this show! It's giving these talented kids the opportunity of a lifetime! I have a friend that is a finalist, but I am rooting for all of them!
They are doing a great job.
It would be nice if you all would give them a break. Also, if it doesn't appeal to you, why are you all tuned in every week? Just a question! Have a great day!

MsEudora Author Profile Page:

Wow, Choderman. I'll bet your friend appreciates your loyal support, with you "rooting for all of them"!

At this point, I do not appreciate the producers yanking my chain with this "let's give these guys a second chance" routine. I honestly feel they did that just so they could give the actual finalists another chance to make an impression on the audience. They decided that some valid options could be "accidentally" eliminated by the unwashed masses, so they threw these two, um...what's that popular phrase these days?? Oh yeah--threw these two retreads under the bus! It's a shame to give them hope and then watch them flounder like they did. Painful.

Mosiedots Author Profile Page:

There are so many talented actors in NYC that can't even get a foot in the door of this crazy business. These are people who are talented, experienced, and a hell of a lot more entertaining than any of the HACKS on this show! So when I see these amateurs get up there and do a mediocre job at best, and then the judges pretty much blow sunshine up their butts, I get a little angry. I thought Broadway was supposed to be the best of the best. What a joke. This show is making a fool of Broadway. I've turned the show on twice and was so aggravated by what I saw that I can't have anything to do with it. I don't want the show to count me in the ratings. I want it to disappear. The people I want to see on Broadway are the ones who have really worked and struggled for it, the ones who have studied and networked and done shows for free and paid every due possible. Those are the people I want to see on Broadway-not these wide-eyed, clueless kids who have no idea what it really means to entertain people, and no idea of the struggle that most actors go through to make it to Broadway.

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