The McBros argue with House about calling the pretzel surgery. You can't patch up his open and disgusting wounds and walk away to let him die. But House is all about the patients needs and wants. Hmm, maybe when he was Yang's doctor he KNEW she needed and wanted some action, so that explains the kiss. You think? Let's hope for his sake no horny cougars come to the ER, because it could get ugly. McD is not ok with this and tells Major House he needs to head back to the desert. Patient's wants come second here in #12, looking impressive is first!

McD then asks Torres to build the homeless guy some legs. At least he has really good insurance to pay for the inevitable experimental surgery. Oh...wait, awkward.

Torres begins looking at the bones and figures out that if they get a bunch of titanium together they can build him legs, Lincoln log style. Sadie keeps trying to get a word in and Yang continues to verbally bitchslap her. Grey asks for a little slack on Sadie's behind. Yang reminds her she's an intern and she's lucky she ain't calling her #5.

Bailey, still working to woo Dr. Dixon, asks the Chief to declare a "rule" that will allow the Navajo to get what he wants, and not upset the rule-abiding Dr. Dixon. The Chief obliges and declares a new "rule" that Seattle Grace respects patient's personal religious beliefs as a rule...not just a common courtesy. Take that newbie.

In an awesome moment, Yang tries to kiss the ass of Dr. Dixon. As she introduces herself, Dixon asks if the yellow haired girl was taken off her surgery. Yang says no, and Dixon asks why Yang is speaking to her. Damn, karma's a bitch Yang. Yang, being hated by yet another cardiovascular surgeon, begs to know what happened to Hahn. When probing Torres for answers she finally pieces together that Hahn was Torres' girlfriend.

Yang is shocked and asks the million dollar question to find out if Torres is a lesbian. Sloan corrects that she might be a "oncebian." Aren't all girls oncebians one drunken college night? Sloan gets very big brother and protective in this scene and says she's fine. MMM, me likey protective Sloan.

Meredith plays big sister and checks in on Lexie to make sure things are ok and that she isn't a secret cutter. Sloan approaches to see if "little Grey" wants to help on the Lincoln log surgery. Mer seems a little disturbed by the "Little Grey" name. Hey, you aren't the only one with nicknames Deth!

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Taking a knife to your skin won't make you feel better about yourself....TRUST ME!

Based on the secret cutter question, Lexie decides the interns need to take a mini-break from the intern stiching each other operation. (Vurp #3) Sadie, who has joined the club, argues they just need to be more careful. Lexie doesn't seem thrilled by Sadie joining the intern club. She was happy being the only intern recognized in the credits. In effort to keep the secret society quiet, Sadie takes off her shirt and cuts her back open to see who wants to stitch her up. So the secret society will continue, they just will work on more secretive body locations. Anyone else finding this slightly sexy? Besides the nerdy male interns staring at a topless Sadie.

Grey asks McD to talk to Sloan about not hitting on Little Grey. If she is a cutter, getting man whored by Sloan will not help. Elsewhere, Sloan approaches Torres to make sure she is ok and offers support about Hahn. Protective and sweet, I am totally beneath new Sloan. I mean...behind.

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Ok, I mean beneath...

Izzie returns to the Navajo to inquire about the haunting. After asking a bunch of questions, the patient realizes that Izzie has a ghost following her around. Not surprisingly, the patient doesn't want Izzie performing his surgery. Not because he thinks she's crazy, he just doesn't want another ghost in the room. Obvs!

Major House talks homeless pretzel guy into the surgery. McD lets the patient know that Medicare will pay for the homeless guy to go through rehab and it will cover his room and board. Damn, maybe homeless guy should've been crushed by a garbage truck years ago! Somewhere, a republican just threw their highball at the television.

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DPHooker:

Too bad there isn't a song that is called "You've got to be F*cking Kidding Me" because that is what this episode should have been called. The Denny storyline is beyond words how crazy and stupid it is. I am so tired of him, so tired of hearing "I'm real..i'm here for you" vs. "You're not real." Give it up Shonda, you killed him off. He's gone.

If this Dr. Dixon is so well-known in her field, wouldn't they also know she has Aspergers?

What was up with Callie the professional surgeon losing it after the homeless guy crashed? Give me a break. I'm so tired of seeing these people break down after one of their patients die while dragging all their personal shit into it. Was she even that into Hahn? She wasn't sure she could be a lesbian, then she's sleeping with Sloan, and now she is falling apart. She wasn't even this upset when George left her for Izzie.

I really have alwyas loved this show and can't believe how far it's fallen. I feel like I should just stop watching, but ghost sex, like a car crash, you just can't look away from it.

renata:

This used to be one of my most favorite shows on TV ever! Unfortunately, it went the way of 'Desperate Housewives', and most other recent TV undertakings, where there is constant, painful and clueless search for anything that would one-up the competition. Too bad the producers did not realize they had no competition - they were head and shoulders above the rest of the field. But by those forays into ridiculous, 'spooky' or outrageous, they brought the show down to the level of the rest of the field. I am very worried that the show can only go lower from here - they already entered the dangerous territory other series had traveled before them on their way to extinction. I.E. they pretty much have had everybody sleep with everybody, they are now recycling old relationships (or rather hookups; calling them relationships is rather too generous), they tried to spin off one of the most popular characters, Adison (so what that her show is acceptably successful - this show lost part of its soul with her departure), and now they started bringing in new characters by the dozen. It is a downhill slope, and if this continues for the next few episodes, I will not watch anymore, I'm so disappointed. Even regardless of any other considerations, it is offensive to the intelligence of a viewer to have the show dredge such bottoms of inspiration.
As for Denny and Izzy, I'm sure the only reason they are so painfully dragging it out is that they are going to kill off her character. She earned this with her 'Emmy' debacle, and her character has been losing significance ever since this season started. Plus Denny pretty much told her what will happen - just maybe not everyone wants to hear it. He said clearly and repeatedly, actually ad nauseam, 'I'm here for you'. To me this means only one thing - he knows she is going to die, and he is hanging around to meet her soul on the other side.
Whether you agree with my interpretation or not, we all agree that having his character coming back from the dead is not working. I hope they drop this storyline, or fix it somehow. It is rapidly turning me off.
P.S. Dear ‘That'sWhatSheSaid’ I like your recaps very much – they are entertaining and smart. I appreciate that you run your write-up thru the spell check, but I’m sure you know that a lot of times spell check does not catch errors, especially whey it substitutes and word that makes no sense for what you meant. It’s a fact that we’re all guilty of it. I wish you would find time to proof read your recaps – reading sentences that make no sense, or are grammatically damaged (though spelled correctly) is seriously annoying, and takes away from the pleasure and fun of a really clever recap (which yours are, so keep them that way). Lots of Love. Ren.

pixielated:

Hey, TWSS, another great recap!

Oh, Denny, just go the FUCK AWAY!!! PLEASE!!! That's what I yelled at the TV every time he showed up on this episode. He really is giving me the creeps. I can't stand a man who doesn't know when to leave.

I have a theory: the writers on this show cannot write relationships. Have you noticed how dull Mere and McD are? It's like they are Mr. & Mrs. Ward Cleaver all of a sudden. Do they even kiss? That's why relationships never last on this show--and why they had to get rid of Hahn. It's fine to have a bisexual party girl like Sadie sleeping with anybody and everybody, but a real relationship is beyond this show's ability to handle.

I vote for Sloan and Callie. Sloan and Lexie would be a disaster. (Therefore, it will happen.) Did you notice they way he looked longingly at Lexie when she walked in the bar? Right after Cristina looked at Major Hottie?

JasonR:

TWSS, even when this show sucks donkeys your recaps are top notch. I agree with all the commenters in that the show after some mild improvement from the days of Meredith kind of killing herself has sunk back to the depths. The only highlights lately have been the scenes of Derek and Sloan interacting, as they always have great dialog and actually say things that guys would say to each other.

I would say I'm about to stop watching, but who am I kidding. Hell I'm still watching "E.R." after about 10 years of mediocrity. On the good side, my ability to remain loyal and put up with the less than ideal has allowed me to stay married for 13 years. Oh no I didn't just say that, did I?

Yanksfan24:

I agree with all...no more Denny. He is DEAD and GONE leave him there. Though I agree when he kept saying "I'm here for you" I think it means that he is there to take Izzie away. Ideas floating around are that Izzie has a brain tumor and is hallucinating though that story line has been done to death. I prefer to believe she is sinking slowly into madness. Barf!! And no Sloan and Lexie that's just gross...Sloan and Callie is much better.
One more thing, I am getting sick of George and Alex getting the shaft in the writing. Alex is either an asshole or a sweetheart but there is no depth. George is just MIA...where is he? He has had a total of 15 minutes of screen time in the past 4 episodes, poor TR Knight.

jamz:

great recap- so funny, spelling errors or not :-)

fire@will:

Great recap. (Again and again)

The show seems to be in trouble - for reasons you and various gasmi have stated.

I suspect that the peculiar heart surgeon may have been colateral damage from the early departure of Hahn. In fact, I would not be surprised to see a series of one episode screen tests for a replacement... with us gasmi as the impartial casting judges. (FTR - I vote nay for this week's attempt - no offense to the actor who played her.)

Even if I stop watching the show, I know I'll keep reading your awesome recaps!

blahblah:

DPHooker, welcome to the club of hating Grey's but not being able to turn the channel.

I have a feeling Izzie's storyline is heading into Crazy Izzie Just Like Alex's Crazy Ex territory. Is it just a coincidence that when they finally put Izzie and Alex together, she goes (officially) nuts? Alex sure does know how to pick em.

Anyone else think McDreamy is no longer than dreamy? Just me? Ok.

I don't like this new trauma doctor. He's not hot or interesting or likable, no matter how many times he sexually harrasses Christina's mouth.

My fav thing about Grey's? No more George. :)

blahblah:

renata, I agree with you about how the soul of the show is missing. Along with Addison, Burke took a piece with him, too. They really need to bring Burke back. He was so integral to so many plotlines as Christina's mentor/lover, George's mentor, Derek's rival/sometimes friend, Richard's mentee, etc.

This endless parade of new cardio docs is...frustrating to watch. Are they gonna keep going until we finally like one?

blahblah:

Also...I LOVE your recaps, TWSS! When are you gonna do The Office? :)

blahblah:

One more thing (sorry, I'm reading comments and they are sparking thought)...

I just rewatched my Season 2 DVD and Denny wasn't even alive in that many episodes! The way the writers keep carrying on, you would think him and Izzie had the Greatest Love Affair Of All Time. It mainly consisted of them flirting over games of Scrabble. It really didn't warrant all of this grief and haunting she's experiencing. I'm starting to think her grief is more about her "fiance" dying before she could get married...

pirate1505:

"Christina tries to join in but she is so not a Woo Girl."
hehe LOVE the HIMYM reference :D more people should watch that show! it truly is legen-wait for it-dary! legendary!
greys is startin to piss me off..whatever happen to the old old episodes? like the bomb one? ugh. they totally ruined the best season finale ever by bringing denny back EVER season!

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