May 14, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: A Night of Lifetime Allstars

This week on Grey's Anatomy, the recapper was SO late with the recap that one might think that the recapper had lost hope in Grey's Anatomy. But fear not. This week has children trying to shoot parents, and who doesn't like that? In addition to that, we get to meet the ever colorful mom of Izzie. So without anymore further ado, let's jump right in to the super late recap of Grey's Anatomy. As a side note, I'm so behind I haven't seen the 100th wedding episode, so if my predictions for "next week's episode" are way off, you'll know why. In other news, the episode starts out strong...
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'Nuff Said

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April 30, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: The Girl Who Cried I'm Dying

This week on Grey's Anatomy, Izzie takes the "I'm fine, really!" line one step too far, a sexy bromance is rekindled, Lexie cleans out craft services and the producers pull out all the stops to make sure the audience is in tears by the end of the episode. Oh, and Meredith accomplishes a feat I didn't think was possible. She becomes the first woman to ever look horrendous in a wedding dress.

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Reason #12 why you won't love David's Bridal

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April 21, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Work together, Die alone

This "week" on Grey's Anatomy, Grey's finally reaches a goal they have been shooting for all season. They surprise us! No, not with Izzie's illness or the fact that TR Knightly has a dramatic swan song in his near future, but our opening monologue is Grey free this week. We are treated to Alex telling us the crappy mentality of a surgeon as he watches over Izzie sleeping in the hospital.

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Even my inner monologue is sexier than Grey's.

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April 2, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Life's a Hole unless your Whole

Hi everyone! This "week's" Grey's Anatomy is ridiculously late, and for that I am very sorry. I was out of the country and missed the episode so now I'm playing catch up. Interestingly enough, in this episode a lot happens, but we are spared from too many dumb sub-stories and stick to the people we actually care about. Derek is still nuts, Meredith is shockingly calm, Izzie is stubborn, Sloan gets to play God and George actually plays a significant part in this episode! That being said, I apologize again and let's dive right in.
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Oh, and we meet the nicest people alive

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March 19, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Proof That you Never Leave High School

After a long hiatus, we are back with a new drama filled week on Grey's Anatomy. As morning breaks, all the members and new members of the frat house prepare for another day of torturing interns, boning Doctors and experimental surgery. All except for one. McDreamy has set up shop on the downstairs couch, and for anyone who has ever actually spent time in a fraternity house common room...this is pretty close. He hasn't shaved, showered or moved in a few days and he's surrounded by empty boxes of take-out and cereal. Add 60 odd Natty light cans and you've got the last stop before freedom on the walk of shame.

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Patrick Dempsey does his best impression of TR Knightly in 2010.

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February 19, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: The Gang's All Here

This week on Grey's Anatomy, the show starts out with a serious tone as Addison Montgomery makes her way back to Seattle Grace. When the ambulance arrives The Chief and Derek meet it with hugs for Addison and the woman she's with. They wheel in Addy's brother as Addison tells Derek that he was fine earlier but then something just went terribly wrong. So did they take an ambulance all the way to Seattle from LA? Or does this guy live in Seattle? Or am I thinking logic way too early into this explosive crossover event?
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You know, with the rising cost of gas, it might have been more economical for me to come to you.

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February 10, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Hugging Out the Crazy

All week long in preparation for Grey's Anatomy, we have been prepped and pumped for a huge Thursday night event where Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice have an explosive cross over episode. This was meant to build excitement, but for someone who doesn't watch Private Practice, all it did was incite a groan. Furthermore ABC I don't appreciate you saying this has never been done before, because isn't this exactly what you did when Private Practice first started? That's how I learned in the beginning that I thought that it sucked. But I guess they want to give us another chance to reject Addison's new home. So, without further ado let's jump right into this week's explosive crossover event.
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Guess whose back?

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January 28, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: But Why are you Really Here?

This week on Grey's Anatomy, the episode starts out somberly with a voice over from the grave, Denny. Watch out Mary Alice, you aren't the only dead person who can narrate an episode! Denny informs us that he believes in heaven, as the camera subtly watches Izzie. He also tells us he believes in hell, as we watch prisoner Dunn bang his skull into oblivion in hopes of killing himself. Denny let's us know that he hasn't seen either place, but that doesn't make him question their existence. I appreciate faith in heaven and hell, but if I was living in purgatory, I'd start having my doubts.
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Its Denny's Anatomy tonight bitches.

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January 20, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Only Mamma Can Judge

This week on Grey's Anatomy, the role of the overprotective mother is being played by Bailey. As she watches over Jackson, our sweet dying patient from last week, Arizona comes rushing down the hall. This is a 911 page at 2AM Arizona, stop running and start skating. Arizona makes up for her lack of skate use by being on full alert and ready to hear the cause of Bailey's 911 page. Bailey updates that Jackson's blood pressure is up slightly and maybe just maybe this will push him higher on the transplant list.

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I know you 143 him...but get with the program Grandma, we text now, not page.

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January 14, 2009

Grey's Anatomy: Where Wishes go to Die

Happy New Year! It was a long winter break from out favorite 12th ranked hospital. But it's a new year and I'm full of fresh hope for Grey's to regain its stride and start kicking ass again.

This week on Grey's Anatomy, the commercials have promised an explosive, can't miss episode that will Change. It. All. And that, was the most exciting part of the entire show. (I've warned you in advance) The show begins with Meredith talking about wishes. Per, Mer we only get one worthwhile wish a year, which is your birthday wish. But some people throw in extra wishes, like eyelashes, pennies in fountains, etc. just in case life gets too shitty. As the camera pans on a smiley Mer and Der cuddling in bed, Meredith remises that sometimes those wishes come true. When no acme weight drops on their bed, I ascertain that we are not talking about my wish that came true here. Not to fear, I used this year's Thanksgiving wishbone-wish on this show to get better this season so maybe I'll be 1-1.

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But I'm not taking any chances!

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May 14, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: A Night of Lifetime Allstars
April 30, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: The Girl Who Cried I'm Dying
April 21, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Work together, Die alone
April 2, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Life's a Hole unless your Whole
March 19, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Proof That you Never Leave High School
February 19, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: The Gang's All Here
February 10, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Hugging Out the Crazy
January 28, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: But Why are you Really Here?
January 20, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Only Mamma Can Judge
January 14, 2009:Grey's Anatomy: Where Wishes go to Die
December 10, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: Who Do You Choose When Everyone Sucks?
November 25, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: When Your Season goes to Shit
November 18, 2008:Grey's Anatomy:Dead Men, Crazy Women and Newbies, OH MY!
November 13, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: A Playground for the Dead
November 6, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: Feast on the Other White Meat
October 30, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: If One Goes Down, We're All Going Down
October 23, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: The Va-Jay-Jay is worth 1,000 Analogies
October 16, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: Remember When We Were Number 12?
October 3, 2008:There ain't nothing wrong with being #12....oh, wait
January 17, 2008:Grey's Anatomy: Gotta Have Faith
November 13, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Chemistry Lesson
October 25, 2007:Grey's Anatomy: Girlfight...Seriously? (No, Not Seriously.)
October 14, 2007:Grey's Anatomy: Old Dudes Rule
April 2, 2007:New Writer: Grey Daze
February 26, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: The Last Temptation of the Pomp
February 19, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Mayday! Mayday! Waifish Doctor Overboard!
February 13, 2007:Recap: Greys Anatomy: Meredith's Fallen and She Can't Get Up!
February 6, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: It Must Have Been Love. Is It Over Now?
January 30, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: In The Race to Be Chief, Something's Gotta give
January 25, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Time to Say Goodbye
January 18, 2007:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Breathing Easy
December 6, 2006:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Siamese Dream
November 30, 2006:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: When Hearts Explode
November 24, 2006:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Love That Dirty Water
November 16, 2006:Recap: Grey's Anatomy: Transanatomy
November 10, 2006:Ham! Eggs! HUMPTY!!
November 1, 2006:...And We're Back.
October 26, 2006:Grey's Recaps: En Route!
October 23, 2006:TVgasm Exclusive: Footage From Grey's Anatomy Brawl
October 9, 2006:Two Men, One Pomp
October 4, 2006:Impulses! IMPULSES!!!
September 25, 2006:The Pomp Is Back in Town
September 22, 2006:Newsgasm: And The Winner Is...
May 21, 2006:The Last Dance
May 15, 2006:CRAAAAAAAAZY for You
May 11, 2006:Running on Empty
May 4, 2006:Nips Don't Lie
April 6, 2006:Smashing!
March 23, 2006:Juju Says What?
March 16, 2006:Stick a Fork in It
March 1, 2006:Just Des[s]erts
February 23, 2006:Desire Under the Bedpans
February 15, 2006:Time for a Botox Intervention
February 9, 2006:Bombs Away
February 1, 2006:What a Difference a Week Makes
January 25, 2006:...and I'll Tell You No Lies
January 17, 2006:Houston, We Have a Testis
December 13, 2005:A Christmukkah Carol
December 6, 2005:Oh, the Fertility
December 4, 2005:Surgery! Seattle! Heartbreak! Enemas!