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greys2-12-06mYeah, this week's Grey's Anatomy was a panty-buncher. Would the bomb go off? Would the writers be able to keep up the tension in the second half of a two-parter? By and large it was a success, though the most interesting parts this week actually came in the realm of character development rather than suspense. Ratings were great once again, and we also learned that, as of yesterday, the show's entire first season is available on DVD.

Meredith starts off with another voiceover saying that patients get a certain creepy look/stench when they sense that death is imminent. The monologue seems to be repeated almost verbatim from last week: once again she asks how you'd spend your last day on Earth if you knew the end was coming. Next, we're treated to a brief soft-porn shot of Izzie and Alex, who have yet again formed the beast with two backs in the supply closet. They're so naughty, in fact, that Izzie shows up at the nurses' desk still fixing her copulation-chic hairstyle.

Dr. Burke steps into Dr. He-Shepherd's O.R. and asks how Mr. Bailey's brain surgery is going. Apparently the injury is pretty dicey, and any missteps could cost Mr. Bailey his power of speech, though his mojo will remain intact. Burke says it was stupid of He-Shepherd not to evacuate when he was ordered to; He-Shepherd retorts the same and says the two of them should consider a change of profession. Ooh, spinoff potential! Burke and Shepherd as pastry chefs? dairy farmers? ninja monks? Anyway, He-Shepherd says he doesn't want to be the guy who kills Dr. Bailey's husband; Burke says he doesn't want to be the guy who kills everyone in the hospital.

In the other O.R., Cristina and the guy from the bomb squad tell Meredith that it was pretty stupid of her to take over for Hannah and stick her hand in the guy's chest. Meredith spits back that she doesn't really like being made fun of when she has her hand on a bomb and somebody's velcroing a flak jacket to her boobs. For god's sake, where did she pick up her sense of humor—TEHRAN? Burke tells Cristina to leave the O.R., saying this isn't just another "cool surgery" but a truly dangerous situation. She resists, but Burke insists that he can't perform the surgery with her in the room because he's too distracted by the sight of her ravishing "treasures of the Orient," if you know what I mean. Cristina finally leaves.

In the intern locker room, George says the stress of the bomb scare has made colors seem brighter to him; Alex says it's heightened his sense of smell. Hilariously, Izzie tells them to shut the hell up, since nobody cares whether the blue is bluer or you have super smelling powers if Meredith could die at any moment. Just when I was thinking Izzie might actually have ONE IOTA OF SENSE IN HER, what does she do? SHE STARTS LAUGHING. We're treated to the much-anticipated debut of her "talking-to-myself-out-loud" voice as she admits that she often has inappropriate reactions when she's feeling stressed. Wow, I hadn't noticed. She runs out, presumably to go find her sock puppets or eat some Play-Doh.


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