While there is no old-lady voiceover, there is however old-lady Mer in her frumpy Dartmouth sleepwear, listening to a whiny, insecure George trying to convince Mer to kick Dr. Torres out. While all this whining is endearing Georgie, maybe you should have thought about, oh how does one say it? Being honest.

Who should open the bathroom door behind George and Mer but Dr. Torres and she is all over the place. I mean really, her breasts are like all over my screen, and I have a 50-inch television! Now this is a Thursday night! Interrupting George and old lady Mer is crazy Barbia Izzy. She is finally out of that dress, but in a pepto pink top which really, c'mon, its Seattle--WHO WEARS COLOUR? Much to the surprise of George, Mer, the twins and Dr. Torres, Izzy is rizzy to return to the hospizzle. Great. Dr. Torres is supportive and happy but not before unleashing what little support she had--you see, she has GIANT BREASTS and was wearing only a towel. George complains she is using his towel, so Dr. Torres walks on up to George and Mer to drop the towel, which leaves Mer completely transfixed and dare I say hypnotized by Callie's giant mammaries and George keeps his eyes tightly shut like the pre-adolescent house page I sometimes think he is. Oh Dr. Torres, you feisty Latina. I hear everybody loves a spicy Latina...with giant breasts. Must...look...away...

Where was I...OH YES, back at le hotel du monde duuu adulterers les oeufs (I was exempt from taking a language at Dartmouth--you wouldn't know it right?) we see hottie mcsteamy with She Shepard who is pulling the fun, disheveled, let me pull myself together so no one can tell I'm a whore schtick. Enchanting. She offers to call him a cab to the airport so he can get back on the jetblue philandering red eye to New York.

Over at the Burke-Yang residence, we are greeted with a pissy and prissy Burke feeling sorry for himself and an as-usual reticent Yang. Over at the hospital, Archie and the gang walk up to the hospital, but Izzy takes pause to prepare herself just outside the entryway to the hospital. Up in the joint, Bailey is trying to convince the Chief that she is going through a rough patch, and that she sincerely will try harder to get wigs that don't look like shit. Then she tells the Chief to talk with Izzy and hear her out. Bailey takes some responsibility for her awful hair, and something...oh yeah, killing Denny (YAY!). The Chief agrees, and says he'll take the meeting with Izzy.

Over at the elevators of awkwardness (the Brits call them lifts, I believe) Derek asks Mer out for dinner that night, and as he walks away, who should step off the next lift but McVet who asks Mer out to dinner and fails, MISERABLY. In lieu of a dinner date, he opts for lunch at the cafeteria. Side note: I volunteered in a hospital from 7th grade through senior year of high school--it was a Seventh Day Adventist hospital, so all food was vegetarian and SO GOOD, OMG I want a grilled cheese now. Anyhow, Bailey is doling out the daily assignments and Callie requests George's presence ALL DAY, as she evidently wants to smother him...with attention, I'm sure.

Upstairs, She Shepard is summoned away for a quicky and Alex is sent to the ER where he finds a little girl with tell-tale signs of parental abuse--I mean foster parent abuse. Alex tries to get the little girl to stop covering for her parents, but instead she claims to be a superhero. A pale, sickly, scrappy superhero ie Super Meredith.

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