Marina. We see a HI police emblem on someone's shoulder as they watch the plane water-taxi up to the dock. Is it GLC, or some fiend about to impersonate him?! Policeguy hitches the plane and says "Morning, Sheriff". He's shocked when whoever it is raises his pistol and shoots him and Policegirl in the chests! They topple into the ocean. MAIN TITLES.
Wooded path. Abby and Henry return to Trish, Spiky, Braids, TS, Madison and Bosomy with the news that GLC has vanished from the clinic. Abby says the others should go ahead to the boat-- she needs to locate her dad and find out what happened. Are you calling Madsy a liar?! TS snips. Maybe she's calling her an idiot. Abby says it makes no sense: GLC's been trying to get her off the island. She tells Henry if she doesn't make it to the boat in time to leave without her. Henry says he's going with Abby, prompting some too-little-too-late jealous attitude from Trish. What if GLC is the killer?! Trish tells Spiky to escort everyone to the dock. She's going with Henry and Abby.
Marina. Fish Hunk and Townie head down the wharf to FH's boat. They see the plane and FH says it's state troopers come to collect GG. Townie: You really think we're gonna make it to the mainland with all those swells? Does he mean waves or spoiled rich pricks? Beats me. Townie unmoors the boat.
Time to cast off... those clothes.
GLC's house, attic. Henry, Trish and Abby enter. The others are waiting outside. As Trish gapes at GLC's shrine to Wakefield and Related Murders, Abby tells Henry there must be something up here to prove her father's not a kidnapping serial killer. Trish doesn't help Abby's case by finding a blueprint of the Candlewick tunnels. This proves GLC did it! More than vaguely disturbed, Abby follows Henry and Trish out of the attic.
Marina. FH's boat pulls up to the gas pumps. But there's no power, so Townie must fire up the generator. He's about to, when he finds an oxygen tank sitting atop it. Yikes!
Woodland path. Henry leads the Survivor Posse out of the woods to the marina entrance. Madison asks TS "What about Daddy?" TS: Dad's not going with us.
Photo-Shop To Do List #1
Marina gas pumps. FH waits impatiently for Townie to start the generator. Townie sees the state cops floating next to the wharf. Horrified, he flicks on the generator, which sparks and hisses, causing Townie to scream for FH to "get out of there!" A huge explosion. Townie sprints up the wharf as FH's boat blows up! Abby tries to run to save FH, but Henry holds her back. Oh, God, no! NOT FISH HUNK!!!
Back from commercial. Pandemonium as everyone reacts to the explosion. Suddenly, shots ring out, ricocheting against the chain-link fence. Through a rifle scope, we see the Harpies flee, as the uniformed mystery fiend fires on them. Henry receives a flesh wound in the leg, but heroically leads everyone into the deserted Cannery Bar and Grill, where they better not remain tediously holed up for the rest of the episode.
Oh, God, I smell fish-sticks... and they're burning!
Cannery. Henry barricades them in as Townie teeters on the brink of emotional collapse at the loss of his ex future life partner. Abby notices Townie's distress and attacks: You knew something was wrong! How could you leave FH alone?!! Townie says he tried to warn FH, then reveals the cops are dead and floating in the harbor. Spiky tells Townie GLC is missing. Abby defends GLC-- he couldn't have done this, he could barely walk. Preppy says he was weak and took his oxygen with him. Townie says he saw an oxygen tank next to the generator. Preppy goes to get supplies to do first aid on Henry.
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Comments (9)
"David Carradine's put on weight"
TOO SOON!!!!
1 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 8:57 AM
p.s. I totally called GLC's death in the last recap's comments. i feel special...
2 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 9:11 AM
I love you!
You have made my day. Every week I look forward to this show and your recaps. I know I am probably going to be insanely disappointed in the ending (with 5 episodes left, they only whipped up enough plot for 3. ha ha.) But I can't wait to see it every week. Speaking of which, I also love and am very impressed with the speed you get these recaps out, (last week excluded) you must have a time machine. Love it. I havent read this recap yet, but Thanks in advance.
3 of 9 | Posted by treeqtr | Posted on June 20, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm confused... Have I found myself lost in some time/space continuum? This episode isn't on until tonight and yet Leia has not only seen it but written a recap and posted it. I am in awe! And now I don't have to watch it myself... thank god.
4 of 9 | Posted by lmnopie | Posted on June 20, 2009 4:07 PM
Queridos:
TVFreak, yes, you are da man or woman. U da Freak. There that covers it.
As you can see from the fact that I recapped this episode over 12 hours before it aired on the west coast, I am writing to you from the future. Where David Carradine's unfortunate bewigged transvestite auto-erotic asphyxiation is now fair game for jokes, albeit tasteless ones.
Being in the future as I am has spoiled some of my dear Gasmii-- Tree, I adore you, too, but I posted last week's only 2 days after it aired in June 2009, where all of you are! I challenge you to find a speedier recap on this site.
Flipit posted this week's blog and he might have thought the show aired Friday night, which would explain the delicious forbidden Gasmii thrill of recap (Saturday AM) coming before show (Saturday night).
Anyway, things are awesome here in the future. On CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER Ex-Governor Sarah Palin just went to the Diary Room and revealed Willow is pregnant by A-Rod.
Besos Fuertes,
LLB
5 of 9 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on June 20, 2009 11:04 PM
Well I just watched it. I am so glad Jimmy is alive and although I think he may be Wakefield's son I don't think he is part of it and neither do I think, is Henry. Please Please
6 of 9 | Posted by Krystalsaunt | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:38 AM
I feel cheated Leia in a way...well in a way that you could describe in a much more colorful manner than I.
So this show is about Wakefield coming back. It wasn't 10 Little Indians? Pardon me while I look vaguely disturbed. All of our guessing and theories and discussion of clues and red herrings and it turns out the answer is "the murderer did it"?
Yes, I know there is a second killer--Wakefield's son of course. Probably FH. But meh. Meh I say. Meh.
7 of 9 | Posted by WiseOwl | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:21 PM
I love these recaps and this was one of the best! "Only instead of filled with candy, it's filled with regrets."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
8 of 9 | Posted by bluzgirl | Posted on June 22, 2009 6:46 AM
Thanks for another great recap, LL.
I have no theories at the moment probably because of the whole non-twist of a twist. Gee, thanks, HI writers. Boo! Anyway hopefully there will be something to fill the last few episodes. We still don't know who has the murderous dna.
Ya know... I was a bit disappointed that they revealed the whole wakefield thing. I was sort of getting into this show. I mean, it sucks and all, but I was getting into trying to figure it all out. Oh well.
9 of 9 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on June 22, 2009 11:32 AM