Spiky, Townie and Braids drink drafts and chat. Townie says they were just lucky everyone wasn't on the dock or they'd all have died. Braids thinks if the killer wanted them dead, they would be. Spiky says maybe GLC is just trying to keep Abby from leaving. Bosomy says Wakefield blew up the marina seven years ago. Except this time, all the boats were blown up. Slutty says not all-- Preppy rented a sailboat for their romantic cruise and it's on the other side of the island. Preppy offers to get it and sail it back for them. Henry says no, he'll go get it. Trish says someone else has to, Henry's wounded. Slutty says Townie should do it. He knows boats and his way around the island. Townie says forget it, he's not into being slaughtered. There's a noise... someone's at the door! Everyone trains their guns on it. "Hello?" a female voice says. It's Pierced Tongue Waitress. She better have Purse-Dog with her!
She doesn't. Pierced Tongue is clueless. She saw the explosions and came here because there's no power anywhere and the bar has a generator. They tell her whoever blew up the marina was shooting at them. Bosomy acidly says maybe the culprit isn't interested in offing the locals. Then take your big-tittied self outside, beeyotch! Townie darkly reminds her FH was local. [And the only man he'll ever love.]
What part of "power outage" does she not understand?!
Cannery kitchen. Devastated Abby tells PT that FH was on his boat when it blew up. Abby never told FH how she felt and now it's too late. Abby says she always thought FH would be waiting for her. No offense, Abs, but you've been in L.A. without a word for seven long FH-free years. Even remote, tragedy-scarred islands have Facebook. And if anyone's worth poking, it's our Fish Hunk. PT holds her as Abby weeps. This is all my fault, Abby sobs. She reveals to PT that they all think GLC is responsible, even though Abby can't see him as dangerously unhinged. PT cryptically says Abby hasn't seen GLC in a long time.
The menfolk make a plan. Preppy will take PT's car to the sailboat, then sound an airhorn when he's in the harbor. Spiky volunteers to go with Dr Prepper. Bosomy has had enough. She's going home. The killer didn't try to grease PT, he's not gonna touch her. Bosomy walks out, putting me in my fuckin place.
Photo-Shop To-Do List #2
Townie hits the premium whiskey, rebuffing Henry's sympathy at the death of Townie's lover best pal FH. Henry accuses Townie of constantly picking fights and insulting him and Trish. Does he hate everyone who wasn't born on this island? Townie declares that "this place sucks", but Henry and Trish suck more for willingly coming here. Why the hell would they want to be married here? Other than Tuscany being too pricey for a 13-hour CBS miniseries of course. Henry says no matter what Townie thinks of them and this place, someone has turned Townie's home into a graveyard and they're all in this together. And Henry thought Townie hated fancy-ass scotch. He does, but it's what FH drank... [...that night in the hunting shack when FH passed out with a full erection, silky black treasure-trail glinting in the glow of the fireplace...]
Abby finds Madison at the pool table autistically bouncing billiard balls, then starts fishing for information. Abby says GLC hurt his leg badly yesterday. Did he seem okay to Madison? M says she couldn't tell, then confides that she's worried about her own dad. Abby resists the urge to tell the brat her dad's deceased and a raging perv, and instead asks if M is sure, in the dark dark tunnel, that it was really GLC. Just then TS appears and shrewishly demands Abby stay away from Madsy. Trish reminds TS Abby's the one who found the little abortion. As they bicker, M looks up and announces someone's on the roof. Everyone freaks and aims their rifles at the ceiling. Braids warns them not to shoot-- maybe the killer's trying to set the place on fire and gunshots could ignite the fuel. If that were the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to flambe the killer/arsonist right where he stands? If he's going to torch the place anyway. Suddenly Bosomy plummets into view outside the window, noosed. Scream!
David Carradine's put on weight...
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Comments (9)
"David Carradine's put on weight"
TOO SOON!!!!
1 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 8:57 AM
p.s. I totally called GLC's death in the last recap's comments. i feel special...
2 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 9:11 AM
I love you!
You have made my day. Every week I look forward to this show and your recaps. I know I am probably going to be insanely disappointed in the ending (with 5 episodes left, they only whipped up enough plot for 3. ha ha.) But I can't wait to see it every week. Speaking of which, I also love and am very impressed with the speed you get these recaps out, (last week excluded) you must have a time machine. Love it. I havent read this recap yet, but Thanks in advance.
3 of 9 | Posted by treeqtr | Posted on June 20, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm confused... Have I found myself lost in some time/space continuum? This episode isn't on until tonight and yet Leia has not only seen it but written a recap and posted it. I am in awe! And now I don't have to watch it myself... thank god.
4 of 9 | Posted by lmnopie | Posted on June 20, 2009 4:07 PM
Queridos:
TVFreak, yes, you are da man or woman. U da Freak. There that covers it.
As you can see from the fact that I recapped this episode over 12 hours before it aired on the west coast, I am writing to you from the future. Where David Carradine's unfortunate bewigged transvestite auto-erotic asphyxiation is now fair game for jokes, albeit tasteless ones.
Being in the future as I am has spoiled some of my dear Gasmii-- Tree, I adore you, too, but I posted last week's only 2 days after it aired in June 2009, where all of you are! I challenge you to find a speedier recap on this site.
Flipit posted this week's blog and he might have thought the show aired Friday night, which would explain the delicious forbidden Gasmii thrill of recap (Saturday AM) coming before show (Saturday night).
Anyway, things are awesome here in the future. On CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER Ex-Governor Sarah Palin just went to the Diary Room and revealed Willow is pregnant by A-Rod.
Besos Fuertes,
LLB
5 of 9 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on June 20, 2009 11:04 PM
Well I just watched it. I am so glad Jimmy is alive and although I think he may be Wakefield's son I don't think he is part of it and neither do I think, is Henry. Please Please
6 of 9 | Posted by Krystalsaunt | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:38 AM
I feel cheated Leia in a way...well in a way that you could describe in a much more colorful manner than I.
So this show is about Wakefield coming back. It wasn't 10 Little Indians? Pardon me while I look vaguely disturbed. All of our guessing and theories and discussion of clues and red herrings and it turns out the answer is "the murderer did it"?
Yes, I know there is a second killer--Wakefield's son of course. Probably FH. But meh. Meh I say. Meh.
7 of 9 | Posted by WiseOwl | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:21 PM
I love these recaps and this was one of the best! "Only instead of filled with candy, it's filled with regrets."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
8 of 9 | Posted by bluzgirl | Posted on June 22, 2009 6:46 AM
Thanks for another great recap, LL.
I have no theories at the moment probably because of the whole non-twist of a twist. Gee, thanks, HI writers. Boo! Anyway hopefully there will be something to fill the last few episodes. We still don't know who has the murderous dna.
Ya know... I was a bit disappointed that they revealed the whole wakefield thing. I was sort of getting into this show. I mean, it sucks and all, but I was getting into trying to figure it all out. Oh well.
9 of 9 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on June 22, 2009 11:32 AM