Back from commercial. Disgusted that the killer is now repeating murder-methods, Abby closes the blinds on swinging dead Bosomy as the guys use liquor bottles to make molotov cocktails. They need a distraction for when Preppy and Spiky make a run for the car. Now they just have to wait until dark.
It's dark. Preppy and Slutty share a romantic moment as she apologizes for bringing him to this wedding and prays for his safety. They kiss. She weeps. Her gives her the diamond ring to hold onto. When he gets back, he'll have something to ask her. Slutty slips on the ring, moved. Henry says he and Braids will set a "beater truck" on fire as the distraction. PT gives Spiky her car keys, advising him to "jiggle it". "I'm driving", Spiky informs Preppy.
If you die, I can pawn that, right?
Ext. Cannery. Henry and Braids throw open the door and inch outside, tossing molotovs at an elderly red truck. It ignites, which seems slightly dangerous to me, not to mention like an enormous flaming neon sign saying "Hey Killer, Look Over Here!" Shouldn't the "distraction" be more than ten feet away from the car they're trying to abscond in? I'm a recap artist, not an action heroine, but seriously-- is this the stupidest plan EVER??? Preppy kisses Slutty goodbye. PT reminds Spiky to jiggle it. Again. Spiky kisses PT goodbye. Poor Townie Abby. He She never got to do the same to FH.
Me driver, you shotgun!
"It's time." Henry covers them with his gun while Spiky and Preppy dash for PT's car. But Preppy fucks up by going to the driver's side door, blocking Spiky. He's used to motoring in the UK, you see, and they drive on the-- BLAM! Preppy takes a bullet to the chest. Spiky shoves Preppy into the car and crawls in after him as the car windows are shot out. Spiky fumbles with the ignition. "Jiggle it!" Preppy shrieks. It starts and they peel out as everyone inside cheers.
Slutty thinks one of them got hit, but no one knows for sure. There was too much smoke. Braids stays positive-- he thinks they're gonna make it. Slutty nervously twists her ring.
Harper's Island road. Spiky slams on the brakes. He tells Preppy he's bleeding out and needs a doctor. I am a doctor, Prep snaps, and I'm ordering you to get us to that boat! Spiky drives.
Sorry, dude. Unfortunate word choice.
Cannery. Madison tells Trish she thinks Ginger is dead.
Clinic. Spiky bursts in carrying gravely wounded Preppy. He deposits him on the exam table and scrambles for first aid supplies. He'll bandage Preppy up then go find Dr Oldfart. Preppy: Then I'll be dead. Spiky must remove the bullet. Preppy will teach him. I'm a recap artist, not Nurse Jackie, but I think Lesson #1 should be: shoot the lock off the meds cabinet and break out the oxymorphone suppositories.
Ext. Cannery. Bosomy hangs.
Int. Cannery. Slutty starts to lose her shit. It's been hours, something terrible's happened, I heard the shots! A vehicle approaches. Through the window they see the sheriff's SUV heading straight for them. There's something on the hood. It's a body! The SUV brakes and an un-charred but motionless Fish Hunk rolls onto the asphalt.
He's just sleeping, right, Mommy???!!!
Ext. Cannery. Back from commercial. We don't know if the SUV is still there, but Henry and Braids cover Abby as she hurries out to FH and checks his sexy neck for a pulse. He's alive! Oh, thank Christ. Abby covers them as Townie and Henry pick up FH and bring him inside.
Int. Cannery. They put FH on a pool table. Henry sends Slutty for the first-aid kit, which we can only hope will advise a completely nude physical exam. Braids asks how FH could've survived the blast. Townie suggests FH heard his warning and jumped in the water. PT says maybe someone other than GLC was driving the SUV. Townie scoffs at that. But why did whoever let FH live? Trish wonders. Braids finds something in FH's hand. It's a Candlewick key... to Abby's room! She says she didn't give it to him, she left it in the room. Weird!
It's SO not necrophilia if he's only unconscious!
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Comments (9)
"David Carradine's put on weight"
TOO SOON!!!!
1 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 8:57 AM
p.s. I totally called GLC's death in the last recap's comments. i feel special...
2 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 9:11 AM
I love you!
You have made my day. Every week I look forward to this show and your recaps. I know I am probably going to be insanely disappointed in the ending (with 5 episodes left, they only whipped up enough plot for 3. ha ha.) But I can't wait to see it every week. Speaking of which, I also love and am very impressed with the speed you get these recaps out, (last week excluded) you must have a time machine. Love it. I havent read this recap yet, but Thanks in advance.
3 of 9 | Posted by treeqtr | Posted on June 20, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm confused... Have I found myself lost in some time/space continuum? This episode isn't on until tonight and yet Leia has not only seen it but written a recap and posted it. I am in awe! And now I don't have to watch it myself... thank god.
4 of 9 | Posted by lmnopie | Posted on June 20, 2009 4:07 PM
Queridos:
TVFreak, yes, you are da man or woman. U da Freak. There that covers it.
As you can see from the fact that I recapped this episode over 12 hours before it aired on the west coast, I am writing to you from the future. Where David Carradine's unfortunate bewigged transvestite auto-erotic asphyxiation is now fair game for jokes, albeit tasteless ones.
Being in the future as I am has spoiled some of my dear Gasmii-- Tree, I adore you, too, but I posted last week's only 2 days after it aired in June 2009, where all of you are! I challenge you to find a speedier recap on this site.
Flipit posted this week's blog and he might have thought the show aired Friday night, which would explain the delicious forbidden Gasmii thrill of recap (Saturday AM) coming before show (Saturday night).
Anyway, things are awesome here in the future. On CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER Ex-Governor Sarah Palin just went to the Diary Room and revealed Willow is pregnant by A-Rod.
Besos Fuertes,
LLB
5 of 9 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on June 20, 2009 11:04 PM
Well I just watched it. I am so glad Jimmy is alive and although I think he may be Wakefield's son I don't think he is part of it and neither do I think, is Henry. Please Please
6 of 9 | Posted by Krystalsaunt | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:38 AM
I feel cheated Leia in a way...well in a way that you could describe in a much more colorful manner than I.
So this show is about Wakefield coming back. It wasn't 10 Little Indians? Pardon me while I look vaguely disturbed. All of our guessing and theories and discussion of clues and red herrings and it turns out the answer is "the murderer did it"?
Yes, I know there is a second killer--Wakefield's son of course. Probably FH. But meh. Meh I say. Meh.
7 of 9 | Posted by WiseOwl | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:21 PM
I love these recaps and this was one of the best! "Only instead of filled with candy, it's filled with regrets."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
8 of 9 | Posted by bluzgirl | Posted on June 22, 2009 6:46 AM
Thanks for another great recap, LL.
I have no theories at the moment probably because of the whole non-twist of a twist. Gee, thanks, HI writers. Boo! Anyway hopefully there will be something to fill the last few episodes. We still don't know who has the murderous dna.
Ya know... I was a bit disappointed that they revealed the whole wakefield thing. I was sort of getting into this show. I mean, it sucks and all, but I was getting into trying to figure it all out. Oh well.
9 of 9 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on June 22, 2009 11:32 AM