So Wakefield's alive. All our theorizing didn't mean shit, Gasmii. Look at us, trying to predict those plot twists. The joke's on us. There are no plot twists! Except for Wakefield not being dead. I guess that's a twist. I don't know about you, my dears, but I feel like the couch-patata equivalent of those women who let a door-to-door stranger feel their breasts because he says it's part of the federal census.
I'm kidding of course. Molestation is not a joke. And we do have three whole episodes left, so surely one of the Harpies will turn out to have a shocking murderous secret. I know. Don't call you Shirley.
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Comments (9)
"David Carradine's put on weight"
TOO SOON!!!!
1 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 8:57 AM
p.s. I totally called GLC's death in the last recap's comments. i feel special...
2 of 9 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 20, 2009 9:11 AM
I love you!
You have made my day. Every week I look forward to this show and your recaps. I know I am probably going to be insanely disappointed in the ending (with 5 episodes left, they only whipped up enough plot for 3. ha ha.) But I can't wait to see it every week. Speaking of which, I also love and am very impressed with the speed you get these recaps out, (last week excluded) you must have a time machine. Love it. I havent read this recap yet, but Thanks in advance.
3 of 9 | Posted by treeqtr | Posted on June 20, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm confused... Have I found myself lost in some time/space continuum? This episode isn't on until tonight and yet Leia has not only seen it but written a recap and posted it. I am in awe! And now I don't have to watch it myself... thank god.
4 of 9 | Posted by lmnopie | Posted on June 20, 2009 4:07 PM
Queridos:
TVFreak, yes, you are da man or woman. U da Freak. There that covers it.
As you can see from the fact that I recapped this episode over 12 hours before it aired on the west coast, I am writing to you from the future. Where David Carradine's unfortunate bewigged transvestite auto-erotic asphyxiation is now fair game for jokes, albeit tasteless ones.
Being in the future as I am has spoiled some of my dear Gasmii-- Tree, I adore you, too, but I posted last week's only 2 days after it aired in June 2009, where all of you are! I challenge you to find a speedier recap on this site.
Flipit posted this week's blog and he might have thought the show aired Friday night, which would explain the delicious forbidden Gasmii thrill of recap (Saturday AM) coming before show (Saturday night).
Anyway, things are awesome here in the future. On CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER Ex-Governor Sarah Palin just went to the Diary Room and revealed Willow is pregnant by A-Rod.
Besos Fuertes,
LLB
5 of 9 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on June 20, 2009 11:04 PM
Well I just watched it. I am so glad Jimmy is alive and although I think he may be Wakefield's son I don't think he is part of it and neither do I think, is Henry. Please Please
6 of 9 | Posted by Krystalsaunt | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:38 AM
I feel cheated Leia in a way...well in a way that you could describe in a much more colorful manner than I.
So this show is about Wakefield coming back. It wasn't 10 Little Indians? Pardon me while I look vaguely disturbed. All of our guessing and theories and discussion of clues and red herrings and it turns out the answer is "the murderer did it"?
Yes, I know there is a second killer--Wakefield's son of course. Probably FH. But meh. Meh I say. Meh.
7 of 9 | Posted by WiseOwl | Posted on June 21, 2009 10:21 PM
I love these recaps and this was one of the best! "Only instead of filled with candy, it's filled with regrets."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
8 of 9 | Posted by bluzgirl | Posted on June 22, 2009 6:46 AM
Thanks for another great recap, LL.
I have no theories at the moment probably because of the whole non-twist of a twist. Gee, thanks, HI writers. Boo! Anyway hopefully there will be something to fill the last few episodes. We still don't know who has the murderous dna.
Ya know... I was a bit disappointed that they revealed the whole wakefield thing. I was sort of getting into this show. I mean, it sucks and all, but I was getting into trying to figure it all out. Oh well.
9 of 9 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on June 22, 2009 11:32 AM