Okay, maybe not. But it sounds more exciting than what's actually about to happen. We've got a pretty even match this year on Hell's Kitchen. Who do you think will win? 

It's not her, so you know I'm happy! 

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This week, they spend the first twelve minutes of the show recapping the entire season of Hell's Kitchen so far. TWELVE MINUTES!! I never understand this. Does anyone ever just start watching a show the episode before the finale?? Do they really think we can't remember the season we just watched?!?

I'm not this guy for Chrissake! 

Well, I'm not recapping their recap. If you've forgotten anything and need a refresher, you should go back and reread my recaps.

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Okay, so I'm getting a little ahead of myself here, but you're all going to have to deal with it. Mmmkay?

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This week, my brain explodes while watching Hell's Kitchen.

Wonder why? No you don't. You know why. But if you want to see it all unfold, join me after the jump. Continue reading "Hell's Kitchen: Hell's Kitchen: &%#>*^%@@$** $!!!!!!!!" »

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There is some sort of bullshit going on this week in Hell's Kitchen.

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So we're down to the final six in Hell's Kitchen. What will this week bring us? Incredible teamwork? Amazing food? Or incompetence and whining?  Join me after the jump to find out.

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Warning! This recap has been rated AA (Anti-Andrea). You may want to skip reading this recap if you are Andrea, are related to Andrea, or for some unknown reason, LIKE Andrea. If the latter applies to you, you may also want to seek psychiatric help. Thank you.

On with the recap!

This week on Hell's Kitchen, in a shocking turn of events, Andrea is a bitch. I know, I know, I never saw it coming either.

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So. This past week I learned that I have been misspelling Chef Ramsay's name for the past seven episodes. Shout out to jakeinla for the heads up!

All I can say is Oops! Sorry Chef. I hope someday you will be able to forgive me.

Anyhoo, this week, Ryan Seacrest can't control the animals in his zoo, yet again, so for the second time this season American Idol bleeds into Hell's Kitchen. Thankfully it's only about two minutes this time. But still. It's the principle, you know?

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This week on Hell's Kitchen, Ben sweats all over the place, PrettyGirl quits again, and Andrea is a bitch.

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This week on Hell's Kitchen, JP wonders who he pissed off in production, a boy becomes a man, and the thirty second rule gets put to the test.

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