Petrozza, being much more agreeable, likes many of the outfits. But he especially likes the one with the green chef's jacket because he feels like it bridges the gap between the kitchen and the dining room. JP smiles a lot and seems like he enjoys working with Trozzy better than with Chrissy. If that's true, then that could be a major plus in Petrozza's corner because, ya never know, maybe JP has secret pull behind this entire operation!

Not surprisingly, Christina especially hates the jacket that Petrozza chose. JP asks Christina if she agrees that her restaurant should have a personality. She says that personality should come from within, not from the clothes. And personality should come out of the body in the form of a really raspy smoker's voice!

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Christina gets so miffed that she borrows Corey's famous double-chin face.

Now it's menu time! Petrozza collaborates with Scott, telling him that he loves sweetbreads and Chilean seabass. It's one of his favorite things to put in his mouth. (That's what she said.) Then he doodles on the page.

Christina works with Gloria. She says she's seen a lot of food and worked at a lot of restaurants so she knows what she's doing. She must be defining "experience" in a Hillary Clinton way. Maybe if you just keep saying you're experienced enough times then no one will realize that you're just a junior senator. I mean, please, girl you're like 23. Petrozza has nosehairs older than you. Give it up.

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With all those years of experience, comes much maturity.

As soon as the menus are wrapped up, Jean-Philippe interrupts in an anxious way saying that Gordon wants to see them in his office, urgently. The two nervously hustle upstairs and sit at Gordo's desk. He tells him that he has concerns and had been wondering if he really picked the right two finalists.

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Petrozza gets so concerned that his eyebrows pack up and migrate all the way to the top of his head.

But now he knows he did! Oh sweet relief! That trickster! All this fake tension is making my blood pressure spike! Rams wants to show them one of his other restaurants, so they need to get packed up because they'll be flying to NYC and stat! Our contestants get so excited that they practically burst into fruit flavor.

Gordo meets them in yet another tight T (thank you god!) at the Hell's Kitchen private jet. Exhibit A:

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It's tight, but not so tight that I couldn't fit in there too.

On the plane, they all socialize for a bit, and Gordon tells Petrozza that he's one of the bravest chefs he's met because he served him the hen in the pumpkin. Remember that? Man, we've come so far. And then Rams tells Christina that she almost left after the second dinner service because everyone was intimidated by her intelligence. We also talked about when Petrozza almost quit because he couldn't memorize the menu. And we discussed how dirty he is again. Gordon also points out that Christina is the all-time challenge winner with nine, and she gets all shocked because she thinks she won 10. Looks like our little Miss Intelligence can't even count.

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Aww! It must be hard being the nerd!

The fearless warriors arrive in NYC and stop in Times Square where a crowd awaits them. Gordon tells them that NYC has a very special treat for them both, which I'm hoping is truck full of New York firefighters slathered with New York cheesecake. But nope. Just a lame sign:

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Maybe some firefighters should show up to put out those flames though...just a suggestion!

Then Gords breaks the REALLY big news -- after spending time in New York, they will be heading to DUBAI for five nights!!! Christina doesn't even know where Dubai is! You tell me that she's the intelligent one, but are ya sure? It doesn't sound like it.

Now it's off to Gordon Ramsay at the London - New York. Gordon's restaurant in LA will run very similar, so Christina and Petrozza need to pay attention. Gordo introduces them to Josh Emett who is the executive chef and will be overseeing the restaurant in LA via his magic mirror a la "Beauty and the Beast." Anyway, Gordon gives Petrozza and Christina executive chef garb to wear and tells them that their final challenge is to prepare their signature dish for judging. Christina, whose ego has blown up enormously since the beginning of the season, deems herself the challenge queen and says she plans to keep her roll going. Time to cook!

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Comments (7)

alex_w:

Excellent recap! You had me laughing SO hard when you said "And then Whoopi Goldberg comes out to congratulate them. And I'm not even joking." That was the most random thing ever! Anyway, I was hoping Christina would win, but after her display in this episode, she really turned me off and now I'm sort of rootin' for Petrozza. It was just ridiculous what happened with the stripes.

LisaMay:

I agree with alex_w, after the last episode I'm kinda wanting Petrozza to win.

I knew from all Christina's trash talk that she would not win the challenge.

That Dubai thing confused me though. Is that a trip just for the winner? Because they talked about going but then didn't.

wintersux:

The only thing I can think of regarding the stripes, maybe when Christina was looking at the samples she thought the stripes would be smaller?? Or go horizontally on the wall instead of vertically??

killbondnow:

"...must be defining 'experience' in a Hillary Clinton way..."


SpIIIIIIIIIIIIIt. Thanks. New monitor for me. Well worth it! (And yes, I'm a Democrat)

belmont:

What a waste of an episode. But here's the good news. Next week, we get to hear annoying announcer guy change his opening from "and now, the continuation of Hell's Kitchen" to "and now, the conclusion of Hell's Kitchen." That in itself is worth watching.

teri00:

Mmmmmm.... I'm with you MandaMo, since I too would like to see a bunch of NYC firemen covered in NY cheesecake. Mmmmmm... firemen... ;)

*ahem*

Good recap, and I'm pulling for Petrozza too.. Christina is a whiner and I wanted to slap her over the stripes thing.

jojobear:

Great recap! I'm totally pulling for Petrozza, I'm way over Christina's 'tude.
LOL, executive chef (RE: dishwasher)!! It's probably true!

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