This is not what Andrea wants to be doing. This is not what she is here for. She is fucking tired and cranky. She's bummed and exhausted. I have an idea! GO HOME!
Danny and Chef Ramsay head out for the reward. Danny thinks Ramsay is awesome out of the kitchen. "He's just like one of the guys." I've said it before, and I'll say it again: these rewards where they get to spend one on one time with him are always the best.
In the car, Ramsay tells Danny, "You have seriously evolved, and got very, very strong over the last three, four weeks." Danny tells Ramsay that he's always aspired to be a great chef.
They arrive at the reward, which is riding in a biplane. That is pretty cool. Danny is obviously excited about it.
They are each in separate planes as passengers while an experienced pilot is doing the flying. Danny thinks it is sweet. Ramsay's reaction is "Fuck me." And "Holy Shit." Hahahahaha. It's nice to see him a little taken aback by something.
Danny's hair is blowing in the breeze. The dude seriously needs a haircut. That's what the reward should have been. A makeover.
C&A: "While Danny and Chef Ramsay are flying high, back in Hell's Kitchen, Andrea is about as low as she can go."
She tells us she is drained. "I miss my family, I miss my friends, I miss my life." Then go back to it! PLEASE.
As she is polishing the crystal with Ben and Paula, she's complaining that every day spent in Hell's Kitchen is like taking a year off her life. Oh. Please.
Paula does not have a lot of sympathy for her. Good. Andrea thinks life is too important to be stressed out like this. SO LEAVE.
Oh my fucking god. Someone please make her shut up. Now she's saying her hair hurts. Her fingernails are sore.
She says she could hang herself with dental floss. That's the first good thing she's said all season! Ben thinks Andrea has a horrible attitude. I think he's being too kind. I think she's just horrible.
Back at the reward, more flying. They do a loop and it looks like a lot of fun. The editors throw in a trident made out of the exhaust smoke. Did they think that we would be fooled into thinking the plane actually did that? Dumb.
Danny thinks it was awesome. Ramsay says, "I'd rather be a live chicken than a dead hero. I've got service tonight." That was cute.
Back to Hell's Kitchen. It looks like they've started the prep. Ben thinks that maybe they should take a few minutes to set up each station before starting prep. Sounds like a good idea.
Andrea has a better plan. "Why don't we all just rebel and go home?" You know what really fucking irritates me about her attitude here? She is so fucking high and mighty with other people, and then she pulls this bullshit. If PrettyGirl or Carol were saying this she'd be all over them about their bad attitudes.
This is the exact reason why I can't stand her so much. She thinks she is so awesome, she passes judgment on everyone else's behavior, and she's just as bad if not worse than the people she complains about. I really need her to be gone.
And the complaining continues. It looks like she's ricing potatoes, and she's whining that her shoulders are shot.
Ben thinks that Andrea will be the next person to leave Hell's Kitchen. I really want him to be right. He thinks then he, Paula and Danny will be able to get down to business. Don't fool yourself, Ben. The business is going to be between Paula and Danny.
Paula thinks that the more people that are getting stressed out, the better for her. This is being said while Andrea is beating the crap out of a bag of ice with a pot. Paula says, "That looks a little borderline scary right now, Andrea."
Danny returns dressed in his flight jacket, but still wearing that stupid camouflage hat. He shows them a picture that was taken of him and Ramsay, and they seem to be happy for him. Probably because he doesn't rub it in. I'm looking at you, Ben.
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Comments (17)
This show is a joke. I pretty much watch the last 15 minutes and catch up on this recap (as chef puts it - it's not how you start, but how you finish). The fact that Andrea was not gone 6 weeks ago is appalling.
Her burning and "losing" ENTREES is reason enough to throw her off. Then she doesn't even put thought into her "Why I should stay" speech. She basically repeated what Ben said before her.
Andrea is just a pawn so Ramsay will not have a tough decision on who will go to the final 2.
I think Paula gets it.
1 of 17 | Posted by philo | Posted on April 28, 2009 8:59 AM
Nice recap PottyMouth!
I have to say that the screen grab of Danny wearing the googles reminded me of someone - then it hit me. The annoying kid on line to see Santa behind Ralphie in "A Christmas Story". Danny DOES need a makeover, and one without the goggles....I was thrilled that he finally won one - he has been consistent and deserved the win.
I'm right with you about Andrea - I began cheering aloud when GR said "the person going home is... Andrea" but even in the middle of cheering I had the nagging thought this could be a trick. Damn you GR for teasing us like that! While I never believed Ben was final material, I am so over Andrea and her whining, her holier-than-thou attitude (which you covered perfectly in the recap) and her sucky skills. Hope this week is Buh - bye!
2 of 17 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:03 AM
Kinda off topic this week, but I'm new to posting here. I recently met Carol Scott; I had rooted for her through the season, but when i met her she was kinda bitchy.
So now I'm glad she didn't win.
I think Andrea should have gone home before Ben did and can't believe GR kept her around. Hoping she has a total meltdown next week.
I love your recaps PottyMouth! they make my day.
3 of 17 | Posted by tngirl06 | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:10 AM
I too didn't understand the exchange Ramsey had with Andrea when she messed up the food. It looked like she burned it and Ramsey just scraped off the burned part. I also was thinking wtf???
And what was that whole, "5 Wellies for the night", thing about?? I was totally confused. They only had 5 Wellington's available for a whole night's service??
4 of 17 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:17 AM
How enthralling is this show? Well, with only a handful of episodes left this season, I actually forgot it was even on and missed it.
Thank goodness for your recaps!!!
I'm glad to see Ben go, and look forward to Andrea and her snotty attitude following shortly.
I'm on Team Danny.
5 of 17 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on April 28, 2009 10:49 AM
I missed this episode. Andrea didn't get the axe?
God, what kind of dirty does she have on Ramsey????? That makes me so mad I wish I had PrettyGirl tied up in the back yard so I could go out and kick her. Of course, I must say I am not sad to see Ben have to pack up his free Ramsey cookware and head back to the deep fryer at McDonalds. I can only think the decision is strategy on Ramsey's part to make sure there is a screw-up in the mix right until the end to up the drama.
6 of 17 | Posted by Snortles | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:37 AM
5 all day. all day is a kitchen term meaning the items in an order that are completed and yet to be completed at end of service.
So 5 wellingtons were on order at the end of service. Andrea came up short for some reason but apparently they found the missing wellingtons. Ben was looking quite suscipious at Andrea's station.
There wasn't enough pastry in the wellington. That was the exchange. They always scrap off something to make it look perfect. Andrea didn't cut it right to his standards. It wasn't burnt it was a piece of the meat that was dangling out.
7 of 17 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:48 AM
The slate was wiped clean. Gordon told him he wasn't going to judge them on past performances just the ones from now on. So since Ben effed up more during the service he was sent home Andrea. If he had delivered a better service it would likely have been Andrea who would have been sent.
Ben is inconsistent. He has high and lows of such frequancy it's like two different people are switching the handling of the cooking duties. You have been the great cook with expierance and then you have Ben the short order cook who forgets things and makes simple mistakes he shouldn't be making.
8 of 17 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:52 AM
I too am on Team Danny. While I like Paula, I agree that she hasn't stepped up as a leader like he has.
And...I kind of have a crush on Danny, I think! Haha. Well, he's quite young, only 23.
I think that Andrea was kept around just for the drama because there is NO WAY that she is making it over Paula or Danny. Paula has messed up more than Danny has, but I don't think that either of them have been screamed at like Andrea has, much less kicked out of the kitchen.
I am looking forward to this week. Great recap!
9 of 17 | Posted by georgiababe | Posted on April 28, 2009 4:39 PM
Ben And Andrea's dish is the exact same dish.
Poor editing.You can obviously see that Bens dish on the right is Andrea's dish before someone took a bite from it.
Geesh..
10 of 17 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on April 28, 2009 7:31 PM
Love these recaps!
I agree: Andrea is majorly annoying and a lot worse than Ben in the kitchen! Ramsay made a huge mistake or else is trying to pump up ratings and drama.
I really hope Danny doesn't crash and burn at this point. I always thought he'd be there till the end, especially when they hardly featured him in the first few eps. Plus, gotta root for my Florida boy!
And I bet it's the family episode...there's no other reason for them to get that excited!
Love ya!
Topaz
11 of 17 | Posted by fierytopaz | Posted on April 28, 2009 8:17 PM
": Andrea is majorly annoying and a lot worse than Ben in the kitchen!"
Not that night. Also Ben is inconsistent. He can start high crash then resume. This happens each service.
Andrea on the other hand has had more perfect services or rebounds from a low to a high or stays crap the entire service. Sometimes the crap is due to the efforts of other people. Ben is all over the place with only himself being sabotaged.
12 of 17 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on April 29, 2009 12:40 AM
rainbows and boobies -- heh heh!
Annoying kid from classic Christmas movie reference notwithstanding, I *LOVED* that Danny did his confessional wearing those goggles.
CUTE!
13 of 17 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:10 PM
Great recap! I couldn't stop giggling at Danny's goggle picture. I thought he had a weird sort of John Malkovich thing happening with them on. I mean, he looked a little like (a young) Malkovich, not that he had people in his head controlling his movements.
Sorry, I'm babbling. Did I mention that it was a great recap?
14 of 17 | Posted by kizarny | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:22 PM
I'm thrilled Ben and his "mangina" are gone. As much as I can't stand Andrea, I just got grossed out looking at that dead rodent on Ben's face. Love the recaps Potty!!!
15 of 17 | Posted by FANCYPANTS | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:30 PM
philo: I’m glad I can catch you up on the first 45 minutes! I’m pulling for Danny for the win, but I’d be just as happy with a Paula win. As long as you know who is off tonight!!
njgasmifan: Good call on “A Christmas Story”! I knew he reminded me of someone, I just couldn’t place it. From your lips to Ramsay’s ears about Andrea!
tngirl06: Thanks! And I don’t consider sharing dirt about the contestants to be off-topic – Dish! Dish! Dish! Not surprised about the bitchiness. Carol seemed like she could go that way.
LisaMay: I was thinking if it was earlier in the competition he would have lost it on her. Maybe he went easy on her because she told him? I don’t care – I wanted to see an ass whooping and was disappointed not to get one!
cattyfan: Oh no! Well, you’re all caught up now. I’m on team Danny as well.
Snortles: No, Andrea did not get the axe. Damn, it STILL makes me sooooooo mad. OMG – I totally lost it when I read your comment about kicking PrettyGirl! Priceless!
yeschef: I knew I could count on you to explain to us what 5 all day meant. Thanks! I hear you about the slate being wiped clean, and your comments about Ben, but I still think Andrea should have gone home. Of course, it’s because I can’t stand her, so I’m not saying it’s a rational reason……
georgiababe: There is something very endearing and cute about Danny (when he’s not calling himself a culinary god). I go back and forth between thinking he’s a cutie, to thinking he’s all redneck. A makeover could go a long, LONG way, I think.
Robinez: I’ll have to go back and take a closer look – I didn’t notice that before.
fierytopaz: Thanks! I will completely lose it if Danny screws up and is sent home. Really him or Paula. If Andrea is in the final, well, I can’t even think about it.
Donna Martin Graduates!: I loved the goggles too! As soon as I saw him wearing them, I knew I’d have to put them in the recap.
kizarny: It would have made for some good TV if people were in his head, controlling his movements. Imagine the fun!
FANCYPANTS: Hahahaha! Dead rodent! That was spot on.
Well, we only have tonight and next week to get through. I’m sending out a plea to all of you to keep your fingers crossed for an Andrea booting. I don’t think my brain can take much more of this! Thanks so much for reading and commenting, you guys make my day!
SWAK, PottyMouth
16 of 17 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on April 30, 2009 10:57 AM
Pottymouth, honey, I totally feel your pain, there is nothing worse than (at least in a reality TV show) when the obvious doucheface stays and stays and stays like pubic crabs and the people you'd really like to see win the damned thing get picked off by bad luck or one little mistake. I love the way you illustrate it, though!
love, J-Mo :)
17 of 17 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:49 AM