Downstairs Ramsey wants to know if they've each decided who they're voting for. "Tell me who you don't want on your team any longer and why." Robert is first. He doesn't want PrettyGirl on his team. That's a surprise. He believes in his heart that she's a cancer. Oh! And then he totally calls her out on the quitting and I think FINALLY! Thank you!

He goes on to say: "I refuse to accept quitters, and we've tried to help her, but she's constantly blaming everybody else, and I'm serious emotional, like with this PASSIONate about this because in the long run, she doesn't care about what happens, and if I was running my restaurant...see ya later."

While Robert is talking we see different members of the red team shaking their heads in agreement. It appears that Ramsey sees this as well. Ramsey responds the only way you really can after a diatribe like that. "Holy Crap." Indeed, Chef.

PrettyGirl is next. Who's her pick? Robert. Because they just don't understand each other as people, which means they can't work together. Ramsey suspects the reason they want to get rid of each other is because perhaps a fattie romance is blooming. That is too funny.

Danny also picks PrettyGirl. He thinks she has a piss poor attitude, and he also brings up her threatening to quit. Ben makes it 3-1 in favor of PrettyGirl. He adds into the mix that she's not a team player and she's holding them down more than moving them forward.

I start to get a warm and fuzzy feeling. Can tonight be the night at last?

PrettyGirl and Ben step forward. Oooooooooooooooo!

Ramsey asks Ben, "Chef to chef, why didn't you nominate yourself?" He thinks he's brought a lot to the team and has a solid foundation of food knowledge. He should have said: "Yes, I sucked tonight, but she has no vision, no drive and she's a fucking quitter. Our team hates her, the red team hates her, how could I not vote for her to go?"

Chef Ramsey wants to see how honest Ben will be with him, so he asks him who was the worst performing chef in the blue team tonight. Say J! Say J! He already kicked him out so by default he's worse than you! Ben says himself, which is what Ramsey wanted him to admit. I still think he should have said J.

PrettyGirl, why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen?

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"First I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never hack it working on the line. But then I quit so many times and no one kicked me out the door, so I thought sure, I may be able to endure. So send me back, to the blue team, I'm not ready to give up on this, my crazy dream. They should have told on me before, they should have told how I betrayed; now you're never getting rid of me not even with a can of Raid. I'm a cockroach! I'll never leave....."

Ramsey isn't sure what to do. He has a choice between someone everyone hates, and someone who can't cook meat. "My decision is........Ben. (pause, pause, pause) I really want your jacket. I'm giving you one more chance." Then he sends them both back in line.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Denied AGAIN! This is such bullshit.

He sends them off with an admonition that they need to work together as a team. PrettyGirl jumps right on that with a big fuck you to everyone there.

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Miss Congeniality

Robert reads my mind and calls PrettyGirl a cockroach. But he knows that eventually her luck will run out. Oh Robert, we all pray for that day. "Chef Ramsey's gonna be the Raid and squash that bitch like a bug." Yeah, Raid doesn't squash bugs, Robert, but other than that, right on.

Carol is still whining about Andrea. Blahbitty, blah blah. Worry about yourself. Thanks. And Ben thinks Chef Ramsey is hard on him because he sees potential there. I guess time will tell if that's true, or if it's just that Ramsey thinks he sucks monkey balls.

Ramsey says he didn't send Ben or PrettyGirl home because he's a sadistic fuck who likes to torture everyone by keeping PrettyGirl's lame ass around he had already sent J home. Bullshit.

Next week.....it's celebrity week in Hell's Kitchen, and Andrea may have peed her pants. They all appear to bone it, and we're told someone won't even make it through service. Uh yeah, that happened this week. It's going to be "the most unpredictable Hell's Kitchen yet." Can't wait.

SWAK, PottyMouth

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Comments (11)

cattyfan:

Your recap really pointed something out: all the contestants have already decided somewhere in their heads that Gio should win. The blue team has acknowledged Gio as the best cook, and the red team believes they won only because of Gio's leadership. If the women are incapable of leading and need someone to guide them, they shouldn't win this thing, and if Gio cant cook circles around all the other guys and they know it, case closed. Thye should all go home and Gio get on with his new career.

Ramsey HAS to know how much work Pretty Girl has blown off. She only has a quitting tantrum when there's prep to do...and the producers have to have shown Gordon the footage. So I agree with Robert. P.G. is being kept for "entertainment" purposes.

As for the tapas trend...it's easy to see why it's spreading. Smaller portions at higher prices. It's cost effective for restaurants. I still prefer going somenwhere less ritzy where I can get enough to eat without ordering three or four dishes and running up a $150 bill for two people (before the alcohol is added.) Texas Roadhouse, anyone?

njgasmifan:

Big hugs Potty Mouth - excellent recap!

Seriously snorted at your comment that Pretty girl was working at snail's pace. When she started to complain about "alllll the haaaaard prep worrrrrk" - OMG I had to wonder why she became a chef? That's like saying I'm a nurse but can't stand the sight of blood. Robert is right, she is a cancer and a spoiled brat. This game of running off and crying whenever she doesn't feel like working makes me want to jump through the screen and smack her silly. PM, you say you've worked with people like Andrea - I've worked with people like Pretty Girl and it does make you homicidal.

Andrea is a serious witch and she is not all that when it comes to cooking. Although I am tired of Carol's whining, I can't wait to see Andrea get what she deserves and hope she goes before Carol just for the laughs.

Paula is looking like a possible dark horse (as opposed to Pretty Girl who just looks like a horse's ass). I think Ben is delusional that Chef is picking on him because of his potential. Pssst - he's picking on you cuz you suck. Let's see if Gio continues his good streak, he seems to be quite competent and able to hold it together during a rough service.

I've never worked in a kitchen, but if you read Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential it will make you wonder about what happens in the back of the house.

Thanks for the giggles Potty Mouth - Mwah! (kisses)xoxoxox


Snootchy Bootches:

Sorry, Cattyfan, I have to disagree. My husband and I eat out regularly and the bill at the tapas places are generally about the same as the other restaurants we frequent. I enjoy tapas because instead of having just a starter and a main course, I can have several different things.

Gio seems to be the golden boy at the moment, but remember the steak episode? He couldn't cook a decent steak to save his life. And he works at a steak house! Granted, he seems to have bounced back but I would love for the show to throw some steaks back on the menu to check it.

Hate PG. Love Robert. He cracks me up. I'm more annoyed by Carol than I am by Andrea, but both are annoying. Carol just is slightly more so.

Great recap. Thanks PM!

pixiegal262:

You know what I discovered in this episode?

Both Lacey and Robert barely have chins. Their faces melt into their necks like who you might ask?

The people on the spaceship in Wall-E. Both of them look like Wall-E people. It creeped me out. And I hope both of them lose weight before they die of some preventable issue.

Streaker:

Excellent summary, as usual!

Giovanni seems to be the front runner, as far as I'm concerned. I must say, though, that I wouldn't give any of these poor performers a restaurant of their own to run. I'm not rooting for anyone.

Lacey is an idiot and shouldn't be anywhere near a kitchen.

I'm amazed at how little experience most of the contestants have. Based on experience alone, I think this contest is between Paula, Giovanni and Robert.

cattyfan:

Snootchy Bootches...guess I need more experience eating out. Hmmmm...I'm sure it will be a trial for me, but I'll do my best to check it out. :) (Here's hoping the chefs in the kitchen are not J, Lacey, Seth, or Ben.)

yentapatrol:

Dear Pottymouth,
Please, please, please make pretty girl go away. If she isn't gone at the end of next episode, I'm giving up on this season, but I'll still read and love your fab recaps. So, if you don't mind lying and pretending that she's eliminated or maybe just combusts in a spontaneous grease fire, I'd really appreciate it.
Hugs,
Yenta

J-Mo:

PottyMouth! Awesome job! But didn't they have a picture of Robert in his crack-whore outfit you could have posted for his niche-market-johns like me and juddfan? LOL, kidding! Sorta.

Ugh, and PrettyGirl, Jeebus Krispies she is annoying! At least we can rest assured that she's going to have a rough time getting food work when this is done (who would want her in their kitchen? Maybe Hannibal Lecter)

Awesome recap, loved it!

love, J-Mo :)

angelbayyb:

i actually read that whole picture caption in the melody of "I will survive" and it fits perfectly.. friggin hysterical.. good job lol

jakeinla:

His name is Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay. R-A-M-S-A-Y. Not -E-Y.

PottyMouth:

cattyfan: I'm sure he's seen the footage too. I just wish he'd stop "entertaining" us so much.

njgasmifan: My only concern about Paula is how quiet she is in the kitchen. At some point she's going to need to step it up and prove that she can lead the kitchen.

Snootchy Bootches: I do find Carol to be annoying also. I think if Andrea wasn't such an evil witch, I'd dislike Carol more, but her "I'm so awesome” attitude just really rubs me the wrong way.

pixiegal262: OMG - Wall-E people! True. And HilARious.

Streaker: Ramsay likes to populate the show with a variety of experience levels. I mean, last year Christina won and she had very little experience compared to Petrozza. I think he likes to be able to mold them. I just wish he'd pick people that suck less. ;)

Yenta: Believe me, if I could disappear PrettyGirl from the show she'd have been gone loooooooong ago. Keepin' my fingers crossed for tonight!

J-Mo: I searched and searched and searched and couldn't find Robert's ad. Maybe it'll turn up before the end of the season. :P

angelbayyb: Thanks! I had so much fun writing that, my four year old was singing along with me!

jakeinla: Oops! How embarrassing. But where've you been for the past six episodes? You could have saved me SOME of the embarrassment, at least. Oh well. Thanks for the heads up.

Thanks everyone for reading and sharing your comments with me! You guys make my day!

SWAK, PottyMouth

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