This week starts off with the chefabes whining about being losers and promising to do better. Gee we've never heard that one before. The girls tell Sabrina whats past is past. Over on the boys team Corpseface Andy says "I think we need to get rid of Robert. Uhhh on whose planet did ButterButt make y'all losers lose?

Morning comes and still no McByPass. Gordon gathers these simpletons together and he has a surprise. There is a covered object that looks like a pool table and he has Heather and Scott remove the covering to show this.

Gordon explains that they will be rolling the dice that has letters on them and when they have their letter that person has to come up with an ingredient starting with that letter. This is supposed to "further their creativity". He should just give them some crayons and call it a day. One person is extremely happy about this.

Gordon tells them to make sure the ingredients they choose compliment each other as they will be used in the next phase of this torture as a meal. He says he doesn't want to see any Dijon mustard covered bananas.

Suzbland rolls first and she lands on R. She chooses rabbit. Gordon seems impressed, or scared not sure. Suzbland is happy with her choice and then Sabrina says this. "It was a good one. They are so cute and cuddly they gotta be good to eat."

TequilaGirl goes next and lands on H. She says Haricotvert........green beans. WhoopiG rolls a P. She chooses potatoes. Sabrina rolls a G and chooses garlic. At this point Mr. Personality has begun to worry. That would probably make a smarter person start rattling off ingredients in their heads to prepare themselves.

Up next is Ariel and she lands on H and chooses hamhock. Gordon likes this. So the Red Team's menu will consist of rabbit, haricotvert, potatoes, garlic and ham hock. Gordon calls this rustic.

Blue Team's turn. Gordon tells them they get one extra roll because ButterButt is still in the hospital. Up first is Corpseface. He rolls a H and calls for haddock. But first he tells us that what popped into his mind first was Henrietta Hippo. Hey! Leave me outta this ya bastard! Up next is Mr. Personality and he rolls a F. I would've said fudge but he thinks for what seems like an hour and finally manages to say figs. All the men groan. Cueball Kevin wanted him to say fennel. Everyone laughs at figs.

Van rolls an A and chooses angel hair pasta. The girls continue to laugh and snicker. Getting a little cocky I would say. Cueball is up and he rolls an A and he chooses apples. Corpseface rolls a T and he chooses tomatoes. The girls are laughing but there are definite possibilities with these ingredients as nutty as it sounds. So to sum up the Blue Team has chosen haddock,figs,angel hair pasta,apples and tomatoes.

Gordon tells the chefabes they have 30 minutes to cook their masterpieces. Off they go. The Red Team has a plan from the get go. The men are struggling. Mr.Personality is doing everything with his figs besides sticking them on the head of his pee pee. DipVanShutthehellup makes fun of him. Dude if you would shut the hell up and get to work you realize you could make an awesome sauce with figs.

Back over on the Red Team Suzbland is running around sticking her nasty little fingers in everyone else dishes. She is on everyone's nerves mine included. She tells us she knows they can't tolerate her but she can't tolerate them either so there!

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