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Ben, who I used to really like, decides to be immature and throw peppers at Craig. I feel bad for him. It's sad seeing him become alienated from the group. And I can tell that he's working especially hard in the field, probably trying to atone. He's picked so many peppers. A peck of peppers, you could say.

As the women eat, they talk strategy with Gordon. They decide that they need to pick the boys apart one-by-one until they all fall down like dominos. They think that Ben, Craig and Fatso will be the easiest targets. Then they laugh maniacally, wring their hands in a sinister fashion and creepily twirl their mustaches. I really hope they tie Fatso to train tracks or something.

Back at the house, the women start putting their plan in action. Corey seems to think that some of the men are probably attracted to her body. Yeah, it would have to be that. Because she's definitely not attracting anyone with that winning personality or delicious cooking abilities. She and Christina get into the hot tub and first target Ben by asking him to get in. Ben, however, is too smart to fall for it. That, and Corey probably isn't an appetizing lure. Not to mention that Ben wears a wedding band, so he's probably, like, in one of those wacky committed relationship where, I dunno, palling around with half-naked women in a hot tub just MIGHT be frowned upon.

But because Fatso has never been hit on by a girl in his whole life, he's all about it. In fact, he actually looks at Corey and says, "Sup girl, how you doin'?" OMG! Are you serious!? That is just about the lamest thing POSSIBLE. Next comes one of my favorite moments in ALL OF REALITY TV HISTORY! He undresses, walks to the edge of the hot tub, slips, falls on his butt, and then slides into the tub! I REALLY hope he got a bruise for that one!

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, here is the best reenactment that I could muster. Without further ado, I do present Fatso Falls On His Ass: A Comedy in Six Parts. Please enjoy!

After Fatso's ungraceful landing in the hot tub, the ladies give him barbequed ribs and beer to butter him up. You know, nice manly things. And then they start digging for information. Christina falsely tells him that his team is fighting and asks why. He responds that everyone's mad at Craig for his poor chicken chopping skills.

The next morning, everyone starts prepping for dinner service. In the Red Kitchen, Christina is mustering up all the will-power she has to get along with Corey.

In the Blue Kitchen, the General is attempting to micromanage Craig who I am feeling worse and worse for by the minute. I know that he wore a big dumb hat. And I know that he apparently can't chop a chicken to save his own life. But he always has this look of innocence on his face and it earns my sympathy. Damn you, Craig! I want to dislike you, but you make it so hard!

Chef Ramsay lines everyone up and gives them a rundown of the evening's events. As a part of the Blue Kitchen's punishment for the losing the chicken challenge, the General will be in the dining room, cooking tableside. The women will have Jean-Philippe cooking for them. But is the General scared? Oh no. Not at all. Of course not. Never. No. No way. Why do you ask?

Chef tells Fatso that he'll be on desserts and then asks him to list what they are. Uh oh! We know that the men can never actually remember what they're supposed to be making. Fatso lists off two things that aren't even remotely correct and gets sent back to the dorm to memorize.

Hell's Kitchen opens and customers take their tables and order. Christina has actually learned something - the risotto is on EVERY episode! So even though she has to make risotto, she is prepared for it. Go Christina! A smart person! I am ecstatic!

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