As usual, after the chefabes are sent to their rooms, they each blame the other for their extreme suckage. Vowing that someone is going down and it ain't gonna be them. The next morning Ramsay and his face shows how much confidence he has in these losers.

Ramsay informs the McDonald's rejects that he senses that folks just aren't getting along. So he then proceeds to match up everyone who hates each other. WhoopiG & Suzbland, Van and Andy, McByPass & Jim, Ariel & Sabrina, Kevin & Dave, Lovely & Tek and Tequila girl gets to sit this one out.

Into the kitchen they go. And Ramsay asks who in this kitchen has never made sausage. Ramsay makes a comment to the men that they are clearly comfortable with their meat. McByPass giggles.

Ramsay then asks WhoopiG how she likes her sausage and witha a straight face says she doesn't like sausage. Now some things are making sense. This too causes much laughter.

Ramsay asks VanDickforbrains what the secret of good sausage is and he says, "To hold it steady and pump it slow. Again causing fits of laughter. Ramsay explains that the perfect sausage is 6 inches (I beg to differ) and he's gonna show them how it's done. He gives them an example and then tells them the first team to fill their racks with 6 rows of perfect sausage wins. And he tells them to remember, size matters. Ok now I'm giggling.

Everybody starts grabbing meat and shoving it into its casings. The girls seem to be pulling ahead quickly. All the girls are working well together. Men get one. Girls are at 2. Then 3. DipVanDickhead is screaming his way thru it but manages to get a pair of sausage finished. In fact every couple has except Fatty McButterpants and Jim.

Dude, that looks like my cousins nut after he fell crotch first on the balance beam at school.

And women win!

The men are pissed the women are happy dance delirious. Ramsay splains to the no knowledge of sausage dudes that their punishment will be staying home and cleaning. Everything. The bedrooms, bathrooms, carpets. EVERYTHING. The women on the other hand will be treated to a sort of Octoberfest. Lots of beer and sausage and dudes dressed up like German...dudes. Meanwhile the men are whining about losing and why they lost and Fatty McByPass takes offense.

While the women are treated to a band of dudes wearing German garb and playing music for them, they climb aboard a bus full of beer while Ramsay waves goodbye lol. Remember when he used to go on these trips? Back at Stinky Manor, DipVansuckle is pissed because everyone in that house is nasty. And he don't like cleaning nasty things. Which is why he never ever washes his sau........nevermind.

Meanwhile JP is at Old World Village to greet the women and get them plastard and shove them full of sausage. Tee hee. Sorry there are so many South Park episodes a person can watch before everything they hear sounds dirty. Anywhoo, the woman are having a grand old time. And the next thing ya know, WhoopiG announces that she has decided that she does indeed like sausages. Laughter all around.

Back in Hell, McByPass is still pissed that they lost and blames it on Jim. Sous Chef Scott takes this opportunity to say to McByPass that it's a shame all this passion couldn't have shown up DURING the challenge. McByPass curses and yells and breaks his mop in half. He starts screaming about how he almost died for this shit last time. Uhhh...and? Having a royal hissy is supposed to do what, lower your greatly enlarged heart's blood pressure?

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