We see some people ordering Paula's tuna, and then the first order is in. Oh, Boobilicious is back and she brought friends. Her other friends have been put away for the evening. Thank you. JP points out to her that Paula's tuna made the menu. He is so freaking cute, I can't even stand it.
Giovanni's on apps, so the pressure is on him. Can he do it? Ramsey takes issue with the way he's holding his pan in mid-air, but ultimately thinks the risotto is very nice. He wants it to stay like that all night.
LA's turn. She has brought her risotto up to the pass, will he like it? He does! LA tells us a compliment from Chef Ramsey is like her dad telling her he is proud of her. Aww. But does that mean her dad doesn't tell her that very often? Hmmmmm.
C&A: "It's thirty minutes into dinner service and appetizers are flying out of both kitchens. But the customers with the biggest appetites have just arrived."
Of course. Sumo wrestlers come in. How impromptu. And they each want to order the whole menu. Ramsey splits the order between the kitchens. I wonder if this means they have to yell across both kitchens to make sure all the food goes up at the same time?
Out of nowhere, PrettyGirl has been brought to life and she is taking over the reins of the blue kitchen. Shit. This bitch is going to keep trying to make me like her, isn't she?
Phew. That was a close call.
Over in the red kitchen, Andrea is burning the bottoms of the Beef Wellingtons. Her plan of action? Hide them. Oh Andrea, that never works, you should know that by now.
She tells Coi she's eight minutes out. Still.
On the men's side, J is having his own issues with the Wellingtons. His are raw in the middle. Ramsey wants to know what happened. J doesn't know, he fired them the same as last time. Sous Chef Scott walks by behind him saying, "Fan's on low. Should be on high." Hahahahahahaha. Maybe food court ovens only have one temp setting. Oh, wait, Saladworks doesn't have any ovens. Sorry J, I forgot.
Chef Ramsey notices the oven doors have been left open in the red kitchen. He immediately calls Colon over and blames her. She doesn't think she left it open. She could have. Maybe she did. Poor Colon. I think she doesn't know her ass from her elbow anymore.
He wants to know where the Wellington is. Andrea is re-firing because of her burnt bottoms. And here we go.....he finds her stash.
Time for everyone to gather round and bear witness to the hidden fucked up food. Yep, as you may have already guessed, Ramsey is not happy.
Maybe the guys will cheer him up. Or not.
He is calling Robert "Bobby", and Robert does not like it. At all. "First of all my name is not Bobby, it's Robert. So when he says Bobby, what the fuck is that?" Come to find out his father's name is Bobby, and it brings back bad memories of his fucked up childhood.
That sucks, but ignoring Chef Ramsey when he is talking to you is not going to end well, Robert. Then Ramsey discovers Robert's been throwing food in the bin. And Robert won't answer him about it, and before you know it....."get out!"
Cut to commercials.
Back from commercials it's not so much "get out forever" as it is "come into this back room so I can try to figure out what the fuck is going on with you." Robert's not really happy with the way the conversation went.
He moons Ramsey via the back room camera, and we are the innocent bystanders who are left traumatized by the sight of Robert blurred ass. At least it was blurred. I wonder who got to do that fun job? I'll bake them a plate of cookies.
As many others before him, Robert chooses not to say anything to Chef Ramsey's face. I don't really blame him. You don't want to go down that road unless you want to get booted out.
In the red kitchen, Andrea is getting backed up on the meat station. Ramsey wants to know the time on one of the orders, and she says she's four minutes out. He wants to know why it's still at four minutes.
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Comments (13)
I don't care what you say, Tanya Steel was HOT and I couldn't take my eyes off the screen for that entire segment!
1 of 13 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on March 8, 2009 5:14 AM
I'd also like to know why this thing doesn't post my screenname anymore...
2 of 13 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on March 8, 2009 5:15 AM
OMG, I laughed my ass off at those Sumo suits. I need one for next Halloween.
Anyhoo, it never ceases to amaze me how much abuse some people will take.
And pretty girl is a big baby, such a Debbie Downer.
Loved your recap, PottyMouth!
Big Kiss,
Twunty
3 of 13 | Posted by twunty mcslore | Posted on March 8, 2009 6:50 AM
Poor Gordo,
Having to put up with with these "cooks" must be taking years off his life, but at least he got rid of Colon.
I hope he at least gets the pleasure of reading your recaps : )
Hugs,
Yenta
4 of 13 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on March 8, 2009 6:32 PM
It looked they tried a good variety of sake. Much like wine and liquor there are dozens of varieties each with it's own properties.
Cheap sake most people prefer to heat it up while the more expensive ones you serve chilled since heating them up would destroy the flavors in them. You should really look online for a place that offers more then the standard sakes. Search for the words Snow Maiden sake, Wandering Poet sake just for two examples.
Also pottymouth in a prior recap asked me who Big Punisher is.
He was a Puerto Rican American rapper who made it to the big time in the late 90s before he died in 2000 at the age of 28 due to a heart attack caused by hia weight going anywhere between 450-700 pounds.
He released one album before his death that went double platinum and two posthumous albums that hit platinum and gold last time I heard the numbers which was like eight years ago. His death was covered by MTV and other music stations and the memorial documentary film.
He also worked with Fat Joe and other Bronx area rappers.
5 of 13 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on March 8, 2009 8:16 PM
Yeschef is dead on - I was introduced to quality chilled sake some years back by a colleague from Japan. What an eye opener, I have sung her praises ever since. While the good stuff is not available at Buy-Rite Liquors, it can be found at boutique stores, or on line.
PottyMouth, when JP came out in the sumo suit I was screaming at the TV, and thinking of you... oh his poor dignity! Then to get bashed around by G.
Pretty Girl did seem to redeem herself a bit (teensy, tiny, miniscule bit) this week - and I truly felt for Robert, you could see there was some pain associated with "Bobby". Ben and his "leadership role" is beginning to annoy me, but have to say I cheered Colon's departure!
Great recap, thanks PottyMouth!!!
6 of 13 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on March 9, 2009 1:46 PM
"What an eye opener"
A lot of Japanese restaurants that have tried to sell it found out that the customers weren't responsive to it from what the waitresses have told me. Years ago at a regular chain restaurant (that also added the two sakes I mentioned above) when I ordered chilled sake the waitress insisted on me trying a free sample and when I told her that the people complaining had no idea what they were complaining about she seemed eager to try it. It had a hint of raspberry. After all the Japanese can drink sake straight from jugs either chilled or luke warm.
As for Robert he like Gordon said should have mentioned it when Gordon first did it and not to ignore to Gordon just made things worse.
7 of 13 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on March 9, 2009 3:08 PM
Yeschef - any time I have ordered chilled sake in a restaurant, the waitstaff always look at me sideways. It is not really popular here, and that is a shame. There are so many different varieties, with different tastes - from the thicker, milky type to the very smooth and dry. Something for every taste. Have you tried it with a small slice of cucumber? Verrrrry nice.
Totally agree that Robert should have spoken up earlier - it just seemed apparent that "Bobby" pushed his buttons and caused conflict and pain in him. Otherwise, I think he would have spoken up earlier.
8 of 13 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on March 10, 2009 6:46 AM
LOL, PottyMouth, great screencaps, I'm loving PrettyGirl more and more. Please, though, couldn't you have posted the naked ass shot of Robert? Me'n'Juddfan live for that kind of thing (and naked fat man asses are often funny to many people, although I guess I'm the exception, I find them extremely sexy, LOL). Just keep it in mind for the next time. If we can survive nude shots of Alex the NYC Housewife, a little Robert-crack won't kill us!
Awesome recap, I giggled 'til I boogered.
love, J-Mo :)
9 of 13 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on March 10, 2009 11:04 AM
PottyMouth, loved the recap! "Jesus Christ on crutches. If they spent half as much time focusing on their cooking as they do flapping their gums about her, they'd win all the fucking time. " was just TOO funny! Keep up the good work!
10 of 13 | Posted by arizonatom | Posted on March 10, 2009 9:35 PM
Anonymous: Were your eyes on her face or her boobs? :P
Twunty: I was thinking I want to have a Sumo party! How fun would it be to get trashed and fight your friends in fat suits?
Yenta: Yes, I always feel bad for him when he goes to the place beyond yelling, where there is only despair.
yeschef: Thanks for the answer re: Big Punisher! I'll have to look up the sakes you mentioned and give them a try. I never thought I liked sake until I tried a better quality one. The BEST cocktail I've ever had in my life also has sake in it, so I'd definitely try more.
njgasmifan: ahh, you know me well already! I agree about Robert, I felt bad for him, but I do wish he had spoken up earlier. Ignoring Ramsey is never a good idea.
J-Mo: I hope you had some tissues handy! :D If I had known you loved naked, fat rears, I would have worked harder to get a decent pic. :P Oh well, maybe next time.
arizonatom: Thanks! I appreciate the kind words!
Thanks everyone for taking the time to read and post your thoughts.
SWAK,
PottyMouth
11 of 13 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 11, 2009 6:10 AM
Pottymouth,
Loved the recap! Had me in stitches. A VERY welcome distraction from work... Now I can't wait to get home and watch me some TV :)
12 of 13 | Posted by Nemesiis | Posted on March 11, 2009 4:33 PM
thank you for mentioning the overabundance of boobage...wtf was that? was she trying to seduce gordon? was she trying to look hot on tv? she kind of looked like the most desperate and pathetic type of housewife. put them away, people are eating.
13 of 13 | Posted by winebag | Posted on March 14, 2009 8:13 PM