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I have skills and I have talent. You can't tell from tonight though, tonight's the worse performance of my career. But I'm good. Really I am. I don't want to go back to tossing people's salads.

Andrea, why should you stay?

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I want to stay because I want to nail the meat. I want to nail it from beginning to end. I know I can nail it and I want to show you I can nail it. I can nail it hard.

Ramsey says this is a tough one. Perhaps the montage o'suck will help.

"The person leaving Hell's Kitchen tonight is.....J.......Andrea......back in line." Ooooooo, double psych!

"Okay, Robert. Wake up." Ha. Triple psych! This is fun.

"Colon. Come here."

And my DVR cuts off there. Thanks a lot AI. Grrrrrrrrrr. Fucking Seacrest. Flipit, can't you control that little flinger of fairy dust? Please?

Okay. I have the episode online and finally got it back to where I left off.

"Colon. Come here. You've had five services, madam, and all five of them have been shocking. Take off your jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen."

He does tell her that he loves her tenacity. She is strong. I will give her that. Not many could handle the amount of abuse she's taken from him.

Now she can go home to Nebraska and raise her fees to $500 a lesson, making sure to mention she has trained under Chef Ramsey. Just wait. I bet it happens.

He sends the rest of them on their way after a little lecture about fighting through your mistakes.

He tells us Colon was a disaster wherever he put her, and she can go teach because she certainly can't cook. LOL. I really do adore him.

Next week, bar mitzvah time. Heeheehee, it looks like JP loses his shit on someone, and cake ends up on the floor where little kids appear to still eat it. Yum.

See ya then!


SWAK, PottyMouth

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Comments (13)

Anonymous:

I don't care what you say, Tanya Steel was HOT and I couldn't take my eyes off the screen for that entire segment!

Anonymous:

I'd also like to know why this thing doesn't post my screenname anymore...

twunty mcslore:

OMG, I laughed my ass off at those Sumo suits. I need one for next Halloween.
Anyhoo, it never ceases to amaze me how much abuse some people will take.
And pretty girl is a big baby, such a Debbie Downer.
Loved your recap, PottyMouth!
Big Kiss,
Twunty

yentapatrol:

Poor Gordo,
Having to put up with with these "cooks" must be taking years off his life, but at least he got rid of Colon.

I hope he at least gets the pleasure of reading your recaps : )

Hugs,
Yenta

yeschef:

It looked they tried a good variety of sake. Much like wine and liquor there are dozens of varieties each with it's own properties.

Cheap sake most people prefer to heat it up while the more expensive ones you serve chilled since heating them up would destroy the flavors in them. You should really look online for a place that offers more then the standard sakes. Search for the words Snow Maiden sake, Wandering Poet sake just for two examples.

Also pottymouth in a prior recap asked me who Big Punisher is.

He was a Puerto Rican American rapper who made it to the big time in the late 90s before he died in 2000 at the age of 28 due to a heart attack caused by hia weight going anywhere between 450-700 pounds.

He released one album before his death that went double platinum and two posthumous albums that hit platinum and gold last time I heard the numbers which was like eight years ago. His death was covered by MTV and other music stations and the memorial documentary film.

He also worked with Fat Joe and other Bronx area rappers.

njgasmifan:

Yeschef is dead on - I was introduced to quality chilled sake some years back by a colleague from Japan. What an eye opener, I have sung her praises ever since. While the good stuff is not available at Buy-Rite Liquors, it can be found at boutique stores, or on line.

PottyMouth, when JP came out in the sumo suit I was screaming at the TV, and thinking of you... oh his poor dignity! Then to get bashed around by G.

Pretty Girl did seem to redeem herself a bit (teensy, tiny, miniscule bit) this week - and I truly felt for Robert, you could see there was some pain associated with "Bobby". Ben and his "leadership role" is beginning to annoy me, but have to say I cheered Colon's departure!
Great recap, thanks PottyMouth!!!

yeschef:

"What an eye opener"

A lot of Japanese restaurants that have tried to sell it found out that the customers weren't responsive to it from what the waitresses have told me. Years ago at a regular chain restaurant (that also added the two sakes I mentioned above) when I ordered chilled sake the waitress insisted on me trying a free sample and when I told her that the people complaining had no idea what they were complaining about she seemed eager to try it. It had a hint of raspberry. After all the Japanese can drink sake straight from jugs either chilled or luke warm.

As for Robert he like Gordon said should have mentioned it when Gordon first did it and not to ignore to Gordon just made things worse.

njgasmifan:

Yeschef - any time I have ordered chilled sake in a restaurant, the waitstaff always look at me sideways. It is not really popular here, and that is a shame. There are so many different varieties, with different tastes - from the thicker, milky type to the very smooth and dry. Something for every taste. Have you tried it with a small slice of cucumber? Verrrrry nice.

Totally agree that Robert should have spoken up earlier - it just seemed apparent that "Bobby" pushed his buttons and caused conflict and pain in him. Otherwise, I think he would have spoken up earlier.

J-Mo:

LOL, PottyMouth, great screencaps, I'm loving PrettyGirl more and more. Please, though, couldn't you have posted the naked ass shot of Robert? Me'n'Juddfan live for that kind of thing (and naked fat man asses are often funny to many people, although I guess I'm the exception, I find them extremely sexy, LOL). Just keep it in mind for the next time. If we can survive nude shots of Alex the NYC Housewife, a little Robert-crack won't kill us!

Awesome recap, I giggled 'til I boogered.

love, J-Mo :)

arizonatom:

PottyMouth, loved the recap! "Jesus Christ on crutches. If they spent half as much time focusing on their cooking as they do flapping their gums about her, they'd win all the fucking time. " was just TOO funny! Keep up the good work!

PottyMouth:

Anonymous: Were your eyes on her face or her boobs? :P

Twunty: I was thinking I want to have a Sumo party! How fun would it be to get trashed and fight your friends in fat suits?

Yenta: Yes, I always feel bad for him when he goes to the place beyond yelling, where there is only despair.

yeschef: Thanks for the answer re: Big Punisher! I'll have to look up the sakes you mentioned and give them a try. I never thought I liked sake until I tried a better quality one. The BEST cocktail I've ever had in my life also has sake in it, so I'd definitely try more.

njgasmifan: ahh, you know me well already! I agree about Robert, I felt bad for him, but I do wish he had spoken up earlier. Ignoring Ramsey is never a good idea.

J-Mo: I hope you had some tissues handy! :D If I had known you loved naked, fat rears, I would have worked harder to get a decent pic. :P Oh well, maybe next time.

arizonatom: Thanks! I appreciate the kind words!

Thanks everyone for taking the time to read and post your thoughts.

SWAK,
PottyMouth

Nemesiis:

Pottymouth,
Loved the recap! Had me in stitches. A VERY welcome distraction from work... Now I can't wait to get home and watch me some TV :)

winebag:

thank you for mentioning the overabundance of boobage...wtf was that? was she trying to seduce gordon? was she trying to look hot on tv? she kind of looked like the most desperate and pathetic type of housewife. put them away, people are eating.

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