Last week VanSweaty and Ariel sucked so hard that Ramsay lost his shit and took Scott out behind an alley and gave him what fer. I don't blame him but damn, at least let him have a glass of wine first.

One Armed Wonder was pissed when WhoopiG flipped the script and said Ariel should not be up there, VanSnottyBrat should. Now he's all dangerous and coming after WhoopiG. This should be fun. VanCrappyAss was sent packing and I for one will not miss him. And now we are down to five.

Upon returning to their quarters, One Armed Wonder mumbles some shit to WhoopiG about "Way to stick to your convictions." Is he crazy? This bitch took on Ramsay, she ain't scared of your ass. He better be careful or he might find his arm shoved up his ass.

WhoopiG tries to explain that she didn't "change" her mind. They argue back and forth until she realizes it's useless and leaves saying she's gonna save it for the toilet. One Arm Dronefest decides that she cannot be trusted and he hopes she's out this week. Hope springs eternal. Now shut up.

He screams "fuck you" after she leaves the room and then goes to his and throws some shit and grunt/screams. Ima skeerd now. I hate when people I am half ass rooting for make me hate them.

Ariel notices that Suzbland is shaking and asks her if she's ok. Suzbland says this.

At least Suzbland knows she's screwed if she doesn't get it together. Ariel, who has now taken on One Armed's drone tone says she just wants to get through.

The next morning Ramsay gathers the Chefabes and tells them this. "I'm looking at five talented,strong, highly competitive individuals that so deserve to be here."

This challenge will be focused on presentation. Yes? Yes Chef! Good. Helping Ramsay judge this challenge is the editorial staff at Bon Appetit magazine and the Editor In Chief herself.

Ariel is blown away by the "big ballers" in there today. Ramsay says, "Ya think I'm tough oooh lalalalala!"

Ramsay yick yaks about how popular the magazine is and totally turns on Mr. Ed's Sister.

Suzbland is in awe of the magazine and these people. She reads it. Everyone she knows "in the industry" reads it.

Ramsay tells them that for this challenge they will each make one dish and the judges will rank them based purely on presentation. When they get down to the best two, Mr. Ed's Sister and Ramsay will then taste those dishes and the best tasting will win. They have 45 minutes.

For some reason One Arm is banging the hell out of a bowl. Cueball starts chopping shit. There's a line for the refrigerator. Cueball is keeping it "simple and crisp". One Armed notices that Suzbland is keeping it real simple and making a salad. One Armed is going all out for these people and cooking a rack of lamb with fingerling potatoes.

Ariel is all excited about her dish and WhoopiG is cooking red snapper. As she's plating it, it breaks. She doesn't have time to redo it so she piles everything on top to "mask how screwy it looks".

Ramsay starts counting down from 10 and the Chefabes race around to get their dishes plated. Each Judge will look at each Chefabes dish and rank it. Suzbland has this.

Next up is Cueball.

Then WhoopiG.

Ariel is next.

And last but certainly, uh, uh, ............

Armed and Dangerous can NOT get out the name of his dish to save his droney little life. He tells us he doesn't speak well in front of crowds. Dude there was one woman in your face. She makes the mistake of asking him what the sauce is and he uh's and sweats and can't come up with that either. It's uh, uh, actually, it's a.....

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