Yo, B-side, "creamer" comes to mind for that implement Virginia gave Sara, along with the knife in the back.

K-Grease will make the sloppiest, dumbest-looking in Vegas. Unluckily for Vegas, what happens there, stays there.

No, Virginia doesn't deserve to win and, in spite of all his trying, G-Ram has the hots for her funbags. She really laid it on thick during the shopping spree.

Loved Sara's pluck when she bid adieu with the "kiss my grits" line. Left Gordon speechless and he probably had to go ask what the hell that meant, then realized he'd been zinged.

B-side, you must have stayed up all night getting these (HK and RR/RW) recaps done. Thanks because I needed to have something to do this morning.
I think Virginia may be smarter than she seems. She totally paid Sara back for all her backstabbing. I really don't think that any of these yahoos could run a kitchen so I am not sure what G Ram will do. Maybe he should give it to Michael from last year. At least he can run a kitchen without his underwear showing.

Oh dear B-Side, I love love love when the recaps are already up when I get to work in the morning, thank you! "In fact, if you were left to fend for yourself in Compton, I'm sure no one would shoot your oafish head" For some reason this made me laugh deliriously. I so wanted Sara to go home in previous weeks, but I'm not sure I like the way it happened.

So to put things in BB way, Virginia won HoHK(exemption), but it looks like G-Ram was going to execute his power of veto("you're not safe"), and then pulled a fast one.

Is it me, or was last week the "best week ever" for dumpy reality show contestants, ie K-Grease and Chicken George?

This was an OK episode. I couldn't find the tagline. The turnaround at the end was a bit of a surprise. And G-Ram needs to stop kissing the contestants, it's creepy. And WEHT leaving out the front door like last season?

I also noticed the last 2 times when the picture went up in flames, the frame went as well. The previous ones had just the picture go up.

I can't believe K-Grease got this far. I guess it's not looks, but what you slap on that plate that matters.

Funbags is so messed up. One minute "I can't go on...I don't deserve to be here..." and the next..."Oh Chef I want to be here with Youuuuuuuuu."

I just can't see anything with K-Grease's face on it (like a ad for a restaurant in LV) being a real draw. I mean - he is not exactly appetizing ~

Rewind the tape of Heather saying "It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me...."

hb

Wasn't Michael Mina, one of the celebrity chefs, on Top Chef as a judge during the finale?

Maybe Sara and Tiffani from TC could open a restaurant together. The fighting and bitching in the kitchen would more than make up for the lack of good food.

I keep think when I watch this show that I have no desire to go to an restaurant when any of these people who be the top chef (unlike, say. the top chef winner).

I hear that Garrett is now working in the new mecca of cuisine (Giddings, Texas).

Suddenly, I'm really nervous for Heather. She's so obviously the best choice here--I'm afraid the producers will introduce some kind of weirdness in the last episodes to trip her up.

Sara's backstabbing made her the-one-you-love-to-hate, but I thoroughly enjoyed her giving it back to Ramsay. As another poster said about another show treated here at Gasm, reality tv makes it seem like you have to be the boss's doormat in order to win.

Big props to you B-side (or should I say B-grease?) for sticking up for chickens, crabs, and pea-ness. This was a stellar recap for a great episode!

I wonder about the voting for the challenge. Couldn't Heather figure out that if Viginia got 50% of the votes from 100 construction workers that it's a good bet that the other 50 votes were probably split fairly evenly and her sandwich was not as "worst" as she thought? The histrionics were unecessary from a pro like her. I also wonder if they just gave them certain ingredients in their trailers to choose their menu from, b/c they were all fairly specific as to prepping and cooking all that food in an hour.

I don't mean to start a conspiracy controversy or anything, but has anyone seen K-Grease and Zippy the Pinhead in the same place at tha same time? Hmmmmmm?

Heather's my girl, but I was disappointed in her chicken-and-fries food choice for the construction workers. Working people eat fast food because it's fast and cheap, not because they think it's yummy yum yum. She needs to think beyond stereotypes.

There's a difference between, say, BB and "Survivor" and this show. Sure, the competition is the same, but HK shouldn't allow any alliances ot chicanery to make the winner. This is a show that should ONLY reward the best all-around chef. In that category, anyone besides Heather fails big time. She seems to be the only one that can organize and run a kitchen and its cooks. Speaking of that, in a REAL kitchen, are the orders rapid-fired to the chefs the way GR does to the aspiring chefs? Me, I'm lost after the first two items for a table.

I don't think it matters much that Virginia made it to the final 3 because she is NOT going to win. How could she, if she is so crappy in the kitchen? Keith just grosses me out for some reason; did anyone else catch when he stuffed a strand of spaghetti into his mouth? I think Heather is by far the most together and hard-working of the 3 left, she should win.

Gordon screaming 'FAT COW' ad-nauseam to Sara was the highlight of this episode. I was hoping she'd take a frying pan and tatoo 'Cuisinart' on his left cheek. Man, that was some mental abuse coming from the G-man. LOVED IT!

This website also calls it a creamer, as Tony A. mentioned earlier:
http://www.simplybovine.com/kitchen.php

so- we have a creamer, a pea-ness, big boobies, and someone worried that a chef is getting up in their croth... I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

crotch. I should really use the preview button more.

Time for Brenda's inappropriate joke:

B-Side, I'll be your cream-holder.

Pressing forward.

This episode was awesome to the maxx! Virginia's turn at the end had me going, "What, son? What?" And Virginia's challenge win only further proves how fixed these challenges are. Of course she would win, she's "cute" and flirty. I don't care how drunk your onions are, a bunch of men and dykes are gonna go with funbags over fries ANY day. Which also explains why K-Grease didn't get last place, cuz he has some decent funbags hisself.

Great recap B-Side. While I hated Sara, I feel Virginia should have gone home. Both of them made mistakes but Virginia just doesn't seem able to function in the kitchen, let alone, run one. I wouldn't be surprised if she won that challenge because of flirting with the workers but I have to admit I would have prefered her sandwich to Heather. Here's someone who doesn't love a grilled chicken sandwich, Heather!!!
busybee68- I missed Keith stuffing the spaghetti strand in his mouth but one of the ways to test if pasta is cooked properly is to bite it. I'm hoping that's what he was doing.
If Heather doesn't win this thing, I'll be shocked.

Heather should win. Virginia.. I sort of enjoyed how she twisted things around but I'm sort of going to miss the fat cow. great recap, b-side.

this show makes me hungry

Oh B-Side...the dot matrix printer...the zoloft ball...

Even more accurately, it called a "cow creamer". P. G. Wodehouse wrote a Bertie Wooster / Jeeves story that revolves around a stolen cow creamer and a British fascist.

If there is something duller than watching people cook vegetables and meat, I don't know what it is.

A REALLY good hour would have been the lunch wagon trial. What were they thinking? Where does anyone find lobsters in a lunchwagon? Could they go and buy stuff? What comments did the workers make about chicken and fries? Who doesn't like chicken and fries?

"What comments did the workers make about chicken and fries?"

Probably:

You're gonna be a big fucking chef, and you serve us fucking chicken and fries? DON'T FUCKING DISS US, YOU FUCKING DONKEY BRAIN!!!

I found the irony of Virginia holding Sara's stones in her hand after that early epi where she actively tried to undermine her and hung her out to dry so. very. delicious. indeed.

Remember, Sara, be careful of who you step on on the way up. You'll be meeting them on the way down.

Pennywhistler's so right here. The lunch-wagon trial would have made terrific television. We always get to see what the indoor patrons think--why couldn't we have seen more of the outdoor response?

Tony A. and Auf, I loved the "Kiss my grits" exit, too. Sara's not nice, but neither is El Gordo. That was a beautiful moment.

I think we all know Heather should win. WE knew it from day one. I also think Keith was right and we all agree>> Ramsey has the hots for Virginia, but hell he could get any woman he wanted. He doesnt have to give a girl a restaurant to get her in the sack. So whats up??!!! Virginia has been a failure in every dining service. Shes a basket case in that kitchen. What the hell is she still doing there!!!! Heather is "spot on".