October 23, 2009

Hells Kitchen: And The Winner Is........

OK folks, so here we are. At last we shall learn who will be the next Head Chef at the Araxi Hotel in Whistler, British Columbia. Ha! First we will have to relive all the hideous moments that came before but at some point, a couple of hours from now, we will know. Hopefully. Let's see which of our Hell's Kitchen Chefabes makes the final cut!

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Not this jack ass!

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October 13, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: And Then There Were Four

It's coming down to the wire folks. Four Chefabes left. I think Ramsay only has a handful of veins left that he can burst without dying so let's take a peek and see what the final four of Hell's Kitchen are up to.

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I want me Mum!

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October 6, 2009

Hell's Kitchen:I'm All Dangerous And Stuff

Hello Peeplets! This is late as all hell and I shall explain it all to you in a bit. For now let's see what the Chefabes are up to.


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Be careful or I'll raise my voice ...or change my...pitch..or...something.

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September 29, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: Back To Back Hell

Last week we were treated to two entire back to back episodes of Hell's Kitchen so I decided to something different here and just cover then both in one recap. Besides, I'm lazy and I still have 2 hours of DWTS to do so it just makes sense. Let's see what the Chefabes are up to in Part One.

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So far so good.

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September 21, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: Whistle Britches Is NOT French.

Howdy there folks. Yeah yeah I know its been a little long for this recap. But since Hell's Kitchen didn't come on this week due to the giant Big Brother EXTRAVAGANZA, I figured I'd hold off and then it wouldn't seem so long in between Hell's episodes. Let's check in on our chefabes and get to the real reason this shit is so late.

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French, Belgian who the fuck cares?

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September 8, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: Tastes Like Ass

Hello my lovies. This week on Hell's Kitchen someone will be sent home. Amazingly like last week. Also I will be writing this while I have company over so if things don't make sense, blame them and or Jack Daniels.

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Seriously, when Jack Daniels gets involved that shit is a whole lot scarier!

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September 1, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

Hello peeplets! Last week on Hell's Kitchen McByPass went to the hospital, Gordon and WhoopiG had foreplay, both teams sucked ass and Jim was sent packing. Lets see what the chefabes are up to this week!

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Let's just say Ima call him Mr. Ram from now on.

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August 24, 2009

Hell's Kitchen:Fat Is Bad!

Tonight on Hell's Kitchen Gordon makes the contestants do something awful, low cal cooking. WHAT? There's a fight or two and looks like McByPass' might just need a bypass. Let's check in shall we?

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Prolly shouldn't have had that last lard sammich.

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August 16, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: Uncle Sam Says You SUCK!

Damn y'all seems like just yesterday I was writing a Hell's Kitchen Recap......anyhoo, this one involves our chefwannabes cooking for the Marine's y'all! Semper Fi!

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Damn. That's about a week too late.


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August 12, 2009

Hell's Kitchen: It Ain't Easy Being Lovely

Last time on Hell's Kitchen, no one was sent home due to Jarhead's psycho meltdown. This logic escapes Lovely however since she thinks it's just because Chef has a thang for her. Man I love delusional people.

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He also loves Mr. Bean, don't mean he wants him to run his restaurant.

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October 23, 2009:Hells Kitchen: And The Winner Is........
October 13, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: And Then There Were Four
October 6, 2009:Hell's Kitchen:I'm All Dangerous And Stuff
September 29, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Back To Back Hell
September 21, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Whistle Britches Is NOT French.
September 8, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Tastes Like Ass
September 1, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
August 24, 2009:Hell's Kitchen:Fat Is Bad!
August 16, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Uncle Sam Says You SUCK!
August 12, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: It Ain't Easy Being Lovely
August 4, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: I Ain't No Bitch...wah wah wah!
July 28, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: G.I. Blows
July 23, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Let the "F" Word Fly!
May 18, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Sunergy vs. The Velvet Hammer - The Epic Battle Begins!
May 10, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Finale, Part the First
May 4, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Ding Dong the Bitch is GONE!
April 28, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: &%#>*^%@@$** $!!!!!!!!
April 19, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Immunity SUCKS ASS
April 12, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Yakety Yak. Don't Talk Back.
April 5, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Feeling Crabby
March 29, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: So Long, Farewell, Auf Weidersehn, Good-Bye!
March 23, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: A Tale of Witches, Bitches, and Snitches
March 15, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Mazel Tov!
March 8, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Oragami is the Great Unifier
March 1, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better. I Can Do Anything Better Than YOU.
February 22, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Beef. It's What's For Dinner.
February 8, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: I've Got a Headache THIS BIG and It's Got Colon Written All Over It
January 31, 2009:Hell's Kitchen: Just Another Pretty Girl In That Kitchen There
July 14, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: And the Weiner Is...
July 5, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Those Stripes Make Your Restaurant Look FAT
June 30, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Three's Company!
June 23, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Once Burned, Twice Shy
June 16, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Um. What?
June 6, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Matt Goes Bonkers
June 2, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Recipe for Disaster
May 24, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Super Blue!
May 19, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Just One of the Gals!
May 11, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Sparkle! and Glee! and Happiness!
May 2, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: If You Can't Stand the Fire, Then Get Out of Hell
April 26, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: "The Dinner Service Massacre"
April 18, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Good Riddance, You Corpulant Redneck Boob
April 11, 2008:Hell's Kitchen: Time to Go Back to Your Dream Home
April 4, 2008:Grab Your Pots, Pans and Toilet Brush!
August 17, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Surprise of the Century!
August 9, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Taking Sides... Or Maybe Not
August 3, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Mum's the Word!
July 26, 2007:Hell's Kitchen: Recap: All the Rage in Hell's Kitchen
July 20, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Separating Chefs from DONKEYS!
July 11, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Danger - Exploding Rock Ahead
July 6, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Wedding Reception from Hell('s Kitchen)
June 30, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Schooling Your Palate
June 21, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Operation Dumpster Dive
June 13, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: If You Teach a Man to Fish...
June 7, 2007:Recap: Hell's Kitchen: Welcome BACK to Hell!
August 15, 2006:Winner of Hell's Kitchen Revealed!
August 9, 2006:Listen All Y'all It's A Sabotage!
August 1, 2006:Decisions, Decisions...
July 25, 2006:Et Tu, K-Grease?
:HK2's Reality Double Take
July 19, 2006:Gordon Tastes Virginia's Huge Breasts
July 13, 2006:Gordon Ramsay Topless Scandal!
July 11, 2006:Welcome to Donkey's Kitchen
:The TVgasm Tour of Los Angeles
June 27, 2006:Something Wicked This Way Comes...
:Gordon Ramsay Hot Dog Scandal!
June 20, 2006:Gordon Takes Us To The Donkey Show
June 14, 2006:Larry Tingles and Gordon Rides Veronica
June 13, 2006:He's Baaack...
April 23, 2006:Is This Really Fair?
August 2, 2005:Goodbye Hell's Kitchen, Hello D-List
:Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen
July 26, 2005:Gordon Is Happy. So F@*!#ING Happy.
July 19, 2005:It Must Have Been Love
July 14, 2005:Halibut's Kitchen
July 1, 2005:Maybe They Should Stick to Pasta Roni
June 21, 2005:You Got Served!
June 15, 2005:Supermarket Sweep
June 7, 2005:It's Getting Hot In Here
May 31, 2005:Hell Is Heaven