Total WTF at Aaron not even being nominated. He has to be a plant, there's no other explanation.

To me, Bonnie is, if I can borrow a line from Mo'Nique, she is the whore of Hell's Kitchen. She knew exactly what she was doing, and I have no idea why she would do such a thing. Not a single one of those guys is effable, unless Bonnie likes the dark meat. Much like the whore of Charm School.

I loved the quiet time with you Honey G.... it is good to get to know you as a recaper!
I don't understand why they did not send Aaron home... what a wreck, and if he ends up with a heart attack I think he might have a cause of action against FOX... just my opinion!
I think FOX may also hear from Americans with Disabilities.... what are they thinking talking about Eddie like he is a circus freak? I know I have personal thoughts on his abilities and such but I don't think laughing at the dude on international television was proper.
the girls pulled through and I don't think they have EVER finished a food service this early in the season before... I just really feel bad for the chumps who had to eat sweat covered sole... and cold... I would have returned ir.

Oh, and yeah, the 'cheekiness" of the kitchen whore, embarrases me as a woman.. I wish the guys would just be adult enough to ask her to 'put it away' it is boardering on what I would say is a reason to put her out the door.... if a guy schleped around like that and ONE girl complained you know they would ask him to leave for sexual harrasment reasons.
I am not embarassed to be a woman, but i am embarassed for her to be a part of my female half of the human race.
she is a dumb blond
she pisses me off.

UUUGH god just get rid of Aaron already!!
The guy is just a total nutjob. Something is seriously wrong with this guys brain. I mean... why would you put this guy into the dining area after he just admitted to blacking out.. which I agree was total BS.
This guy is just so freaking useless. I want to punch him whenever it shows him.

i lurv the word confessionals. i only wish i could use it over at tos.

Scottish is British, its just not English.

I guess all of the fish are female... and pregnant... like Aaron.

Nice.

I don't think Aaron is a plant, but I do think the producers told The Rock not to nominate him.

I don't think Aaron is a plant. I think it's a strategy much like "Weakest Link"- eliminate your tough competition to leave the sick and the lame. What easier way to win? Besides, Aaron wasn't in the kitchen the whole night, making it impossible for Rock to observe his 'progress' as it were, so perhaps that played into it as well. But it's only a matter of time for Aaron. He cooks a t a retirement home- I'm sure his normal work environment is nowhere near this chaotic. He'll either quit or go into cardiac arrest. That poor guy is built like a walking heart attack.

Joanna, Joanna....Melissa put you up on the block last week because she recognizes that you're one of the best? HA! This girl could teach a college course on self-delusion. Oy.

Vinnie, he of the fish-like lips, will also be leaving soon. He's useless and makes me think that the producers put him in there for dramatic content only.

Bonnie is a moron. She knew exactly what she was doing parading her flat butt around in her undies. What a slag.

Can't wait to see who gets the boot next week. Based on the promos, I predict Josh.

I am pretty sure Ramsey is the top chef in London and has a resturant there. His nationality maybe Scottish, but I believe he lives in London.
Aaron is totally NUTS!! I was surprised that Ramsey didn't veto Rock's nominees and take off Aaron. None of the contestants are impressive and I cannot see any of them running their own resturant. Except for Melissa, she's the only one with any brains in the whole bunch...

OMG, why on earth wasn't Aaron nominated? He's a disaster! He can't handle any kind of pressure obviously, and his sweating in the Dover sole was so disgusting, I can't believe people actually ate it after that. Poor little fish Eddie, he got a raw deal. And was the underwear display really neccesary ladies? WTF? Hell's Bitches indeed.
Great recap!!

I think confessionals is a fine word. Anything else would not sound right or would be too lone (Eddie tells us in the confessional room...way too long.)

I think confessionals is a fine word. Anything else would not sound right or would be too long (Eddie tells us in the confessional room...way too long.)

Damn, I hate double posters.

I love it! You are funny.

Y'know, I'm finding your recaps to be educational. I had no idea what "sous chef" meant either, and this week, I learned exactly what Beef Wellington consists of. I'd heard of it, yes, but had no clue what it actually consists of. Now I do. ...and I'll probably be avoiding it.

Aaron is disgusting. And pathetic. Wait. Is there actually a word that encompasses both meanings? ::ponders:: I'm sure there is, but for now, disgusting and pathetic will have to do. What a nasty sample of the human race. Ick!! With his breakdowns and self-pity-parties, it's a wonder that he's made it this far in life. And yet, he somehow manages to get onto a reality show. And STAY on the reality show. I'm confused.

Thanks for the great recap! Love following your stuff - you always make me laugh.

P.S. You're welcome. :)

I don't think Aaron is BSing. Honest to goodness I don't. Do I think that he's kind of a pathetic wimp who cracks under pressure? Yes. Do I think he's lying about feeling dizzy and such? No.

Let me explain. A couple of years ago, I used to be around 75-80 pounds overweight. Now let me tell you, being fat is HOT. Because you have some much extra weight to carry around and you're more..."insulated" shall we say, you overheat much more easily than a slim or fit person would. Standing in the kitchen does nothing good for this - all of your blood goes to your feet from standing for so long. This, combined with being overheated, can cause dizziness and fainting. I myself have passed out at least three times because of this. Aaron's glazed look in the dining room is not uncommon - when you are about to pass out, everything around you becomes slow motion and echoey. You hear people talking to you and you understand what they say, but everything echoes. When you try to respond, it is so hard to get your brain to tell your mouth to say what you want to say, since you have little blood in your brain. I understand completely what Aaron is going through. I don't think he should have put on this show, because honestly, he is going to hurt himself - he could fall into a sharp countertop, onto a hot surface etc. It's got trouble written all over it. And the man smokes! He's like a walking heart attack!

That being said, I like Julia and Melissa and Josh. Even though I feel for Aaron, I think it's totally disgusting that he's sweating all over the food and I don't think he's cut out for this competition. He's too old, too fat and too easily cracked.

I hate Joanna and I hope she goes soon. I liked Bonnie up until this episode, and now I see that she is a dumb blonde. I liked Eddie and was sad to see him go, but I wanted Josh to stay more. I also like Rock and Brad, but Josh is still my favorite guy.

Great recap again Honey! I look forward to next week!

~Georgia~

P.S. And might I add that I am impressed at how quickly you get these recaps published? Bravo!

Sorry, I don't think Aaron should *have been* put on this show.

"Do you speak egg roll?!"

BWAH-HAHAHAHA!

Fantastic screen caps -- with the "Just stop. STOOOOOOOP" one you can actually hear him screaming.

Shaz, I'm with you - not voting Aaron off was clearly a 'weakest link-style' strategy of keeping the crappy players close by. And yeah, what the hell is Aaron even doing on this show?

I don't get why Blondie paraded aound in her panties on national television. Short, sexy shorts maybe, but your skivvies? WHY?

I reckon Lauren Holly will win. So far she has demonstrated she can actually cook and prep fish etc. Plus, she's a looker, so it's a shoe-in.

For the poster who mentioned it, Ramsay actually has 9 restaurants in London, 5 are recipients of 1 Michelin star, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay has had the coveted 3 Michelin stars since 2001.

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