I bleeping knew it. Gordo always keeps the ones with big boobs no matter what. He's a bleeping donkey himself. Maybe he can cook, but he couldn't get laid by a two-dollar crack ho if he stuck a $100 bill on his forehead, so he loves hanging with the girls. Bet he wears high leather boots and a corset at home.

HATE HATE HATE. Melissa's a freaking delusional psycho. Why the Hell didn't the girls tell her to shut the F up? I was actually yelling at the TV!!! She lost the first challenge for them.

Is it me, or did anyone else notice both the reward AND the "punishment" were really girly. I'd decorate a wedding hall all night over hauling and peeling 1000 lbs of taters and onions! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....me smells conspiracy here.

BTW....Honey....LOVE.

I'm disappointed that we missed out on seeing the girls laying on their stomach, naked, with their butts barely covered by a towel.

Most annoying part tonight? After Jen nominates Bonnie, and Bonnie ends up safe, Jen whispers "I love you, Bonnie". What a wimp! All the way back up the stairs, she's trying to explain to Bonnie why she nominated her and saying, "It was because I knew you'd be safe". Jen will not survive to the end because she doesn't have the chutzpah to make necessary, tough decisions. She's too worried about hurting someone's feelings and losing a friend when she should be focused on winning the opporunity of a lifetime.

Melissa is a bloody joke. I don't see her sticking it out either, because sabatoge seems to be her biggest asset, and Gordy Boy can see right through that. Hopefull,y Bonnie goes home next. She's pointless.

Still have my heart set on Julia winning this whole thing. Go Jules!!!

i just love this show and Julia too..... good choice Shaz.....
I will love it when Rock takes the nasty herpe head and bashes her into the cast iron stove top..... with the misdirection of all reality programs i refuse to believe Rock is in jepordy next week... no way no how... i even feel Josh and his lisp should make it past Melissa and her mental breakdown....

do I thnk it was a production nudge that sent Melissa over the edge ..
I strongly agree this may be part of the case but when the crying cowboy left early it did shorten the season by a week if there turned out to be an elimination every week... so I do feel this was bound to happen....

on to the girls...
I wanted to strangle Melissa with her own hair watching this show..... she would never work for me with her 3 foot of hair just waiting to jump onto someones dinner.... and God I hate the way she shakes her head no EVERYTIME someone ways something she disagrees with ...... SHE NEVER TAKES BLAME... what a bitch..... and Jen is driving me bonkers because she will not jump in and dole out the punishment when she is given the freakin power!!! take it and run white girl... why the angst???
and Bonnie....... she will not make it... because she is right, she is not cut out for this....
now on to Julia... who doesn't need to grow a pair...she will do just fine with her vagina.... but if i was Melisssa the herpe head i wouldn't turn my back because i think our gal Julia just might take her down like the clown she is........

thanks for the recap HG..... I hope you are enjoying your time .....

Looked like Melissa had a raging case of impetigo. That stuff is very contagious! Would you want someone cooking for you if they had a huge, drippy, disgusting sore on the face? Not me.

Honey, I love your dry observations:

"...It's funny, but those rules also apply to poor people in the suburbs, like me.

and

"Chef Ramsay didn't have to shut down the wedding!"

Excellent recap. Thank you.

Little Miss Savotage was really driving everyone round the twist. I love how she thinks she can shift blame away from herself when they (and us) all saw (most of) what went down.

BTW - cooking with all that mass of hair is a disaster waiting to happen. No wonder Chef RamJam called her a "cavewoman." It's truly unsanitary to have all your hair out lose like that when you are preparing food.

so, why is it that a cook at Denny's has to wear a hairnet, but these "chefs" can just let their hair fly into the food? personally, its a little gross...especially when one of the chef's (Ms. Savotage, to be exact) hair looks like she used an at-home dredlock kit.