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Remember the Mad TV skit "Lowered Expectations"? Heroes was kind of like that this season, but I must say, they pulled it together by the end. Sorta. But I'm not really worried about the Shanti virus anymore, now that Ebola has broken out again in Uganda. You gotta credit those writers for being timely.
Continue reading "Heroes: Heroes: Now Hiring Monkeys with Typewriters" »
I flew to NYC last week for Turkey Day with my boyfriend and his family. I celebrated my brief vacation from celebutards, LA traffic, and wildfires (but not the writer's strike, of course). However, I could not escape Heroes. Their faces (or cleavage) taunted me as I rode the subway from Grand Central. I had to close my eyes.
Once I exited the station and walked into Times Square, Heroes loomed over me in a ginormous advertisement, threatening to crush my puny body if I continued to make fun of Emotard.
Continue reading "Heroes: Heroes: What Biohazard? New York Looks Fine To Me" »
This week's Heroes theme song should be Lindsay Lohan's "Confessions of a Broken Heart" played on the world's tiniest violin, 'cause it's a Freudian field day with daddy issues everywhere: Parkman, Claire, Elle, Emotard, Mohinder, seriously, everyone. Also, everything Isaac has ever painted has come true, probably because people start to think the future can't be changed and read his artwork like an Ikea instruction booklet. Hell is getting lost in Ikea.
Continue reading "Heroes: Heroes: Of Daddies and Doggie Baths" »
I've been surviving on about 4.5 hours of sleep a night for the past week, which is causing me to get rather loopy. Blame it on the sleep deprivation, but I kinda wish this week's episode of Heroes was a tribute to Flashdance instead of a flashback. I mean, they both start with the word "flash." How awesome would it be to see Bob and Mama Petrelli try to breakdance in 80's getups and sweatbands?
Continue reading "Heroes: Heroes: Not As Compelling as Flesh-Eating Zombies" »
And out of scriptwriters.
Previously on Heroes: Peter hugs Caitlin and teleports into the Biohazardous Future, Niki partners with Mohinder for The Amazing Race, Claire and Emotard pull an awful prank that the cast of Jackass wouldn't touch, Monica won a magical iPod that will help save New Orleans, Bennet murders his mentor and gets a hold of the Isaac paintings, Kensei plays a betrayed Samurai Spencer Pratt in The Feudal Hills, and the show's writers forgot everything they learned in racial sensitivity training.
What do we want? More than four more episodes till the end of the season! When do we want it? Now!
Continue reading "Heroes: Heroes: Tim Kring Apologizes For Mistakes, Finds Five Dollars" »