We aren't told what Claire is attempting or what the other five attempts were, but she's obviously upset about the predicament that she's in. Let's see. She's young, attractive, and a cheerleader. What can be wrong? Oh that's right, she's invulnerable! Wait, what's wrong with that? She calls it the end of the world and that her life as she knows it is now over, but honestly I feel worse for her sidekick, who is obviously pining for her even though she is clearly too popular for him and probably won't realize that he's gay until he goes to college or "Puppetry of the Penis" takes a "swing" through West Texas.

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Marilyn Manson could use a couple of those

Sure, Claire has her problems, but are they all that bad? Even when her sidekick notices that she has a couple of ribs sticking out, she simply pops them back in place and is done with it. Again, the poor sidekick is out of his league, saying "I'll give you a ride on my handlebars if you want". Do people even do that anymore? Shouldn't she be riding along with her older boyfriend or being shuttled around by her probably stereotypically distant and almost assuredly aloof mother? Instead she has a low self-esteem whipping boy who documents her trauma and only asks that she talk to him in front of people when they are at school. Seriously, put that dude on suicide watch.

Next we got an introduction to one of the most appealing characters in the show. Well, he is either appealing or super annoying. He is a Japanese office worker, slightly pudgy, clearly spends most of his time daydreaming, and quite certainly is called whatever the Japanese translation of "Andy Milonakis" is by his friends. This dude, and forgive me for calling them dude and chick and such, it's not that I was too lazy to write them down, it's just that I think they were trying to be all mysterious and not give us their names, so I will transfer my annoyance of this practice on to you.

Anyway, Japanese Andy starts staring at the second hand of the clock in his cubicle. He's starting at it so hard, I'm waiting for him to say, "Who does number two work for!!!" followed by Tom Arnold warning him not to blow out his o-ring. Then, the amazing happens. Japanese Andy is actually able to make the second hand move back...one second! I'm thinking to myself it would probably be easier to just introduce daylight savings time, but Japanese Andy is out of his mind. He starts screaming that he did it and that's cool and everything, but you know, sometimes when things happen at work, you have to keep a low profile or you may become a social outcast. Then again, Japanese Andy is obviously used to being an outcast, so maybe this little incident doesn't really hurt his cause so much.

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When Japanese Andy goes to tell his friend that he has broken the space-time continuum, and although we don't actually hear his name the entire episode, let me call him Hiro. I know, you may think I am funny, but I just looked it up on IMDB because Japanese Andy is getting too old and substituting these names is confusing me. So, Hiro tells his skeptical friend that he has all sorts of superpowers, but before he can explain everything, the head supervisor guy comes in and literally drags Hiro back to his cube. Meanwhile, Hiro's friend goes back to watching Internet porn featuring none other than Niki Sanders (the Ali Larter character)!

I know that everyday life in Japan isn't produced by some game show company, but the spots in Japan are hilarious. The next 40 years of Hiro's life are probably perfectly mapped out for him, yet he finds joy that he can move the second hand with this thoughts, even if it was all in his imagination. I tell you what, he should meet up with Claire, who has her whole life ahead of her, and tell her not to be such a whiny bitch about her super powers.

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Comments (25)

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

I was underwhelmed, quite honestly. The professor's silly lecture about roaches and the human brain made me roll my eyes.

may1 Author Profile Page:

Great recap J-Unit. Love the show, Hiro is my favorite so far, and until you spelled it out for me, I didn't realize the male Peter didn't acutally fly - it was his brother catching him. Thank you for that.
Didn't the Indian guy that informed the professor about his father - look like he had a spray on tan, and wig? Didn't look like he was from India.

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

I already knew Peter's brother was the one who could fly. In fact, I just realized all the commercials I've been seeing for months and months were the nightlights of the pilot. Argh.

I must admit though, that I liked the LOST-esque six degrees of seperation they did with the main chars: The one guy was watching the Vegas stripper, the cheerleader at the fire on the TV in the background, Hiro's comic book character, etc.

MrsC Author Profile Page:

Loved Hiro! How else would a geeky comic book star trek loving guy act if he found out he has super powers? His happiness bubbled over into my heart.

I also thought that both brothers were flying.

I hope this show makes it, it is the best new show for fall, imo. And it will be good for helping to fill the LOST void. Although I never thought I could go so long without LOST, waiting sooooo long between new episodes has kinda toughen me up to not miss it as much. I think Heroes might just help me out there.

Great recap J-Unit! I am so glad you thought this show worthy of one.

Come on... how did you miss one of the funniest jokes in the show? When Hiro was going on and on to his friend in the alley, the friend called him "Super Hiro". Well, I laughed.

I just want to know why Hiro was so excited to have moved the clock back a second, thus extending the day at the cubicle farm. Wouldn't it be far better to move forward in time to the end of the work day? (*wishing I had that power right now*)

EdHill Author Profile Page:

You’re right about the decline of Smallville. The only thing the writers can do right anymore is concoct storylines that somehow manage to get Lois Lane in lingerie or a bikini. In fact that’s pretty much the only thing that keeps me coming back. Although they could throw Chloe into some S&M gear every once and a while for variety. In that Vein, Ali Larter is looking better than ever these days.

As for the show, it’s kind of clichéd. Ali Larter the single mom stripper with the heart of gold, the popular high school girl with a secret. Just once I’d like to see a real stripper. You know, the soul sucking harpies that only care about you’re money. Sorry, I’m venting. Damn you Barbi with an i!

I enjoyed how upset the chick was getting when he was destroying his paintings because she thought the artwork was brilliant. Then they show it and its just oversized comic book pictures.

Still, its got an interesting premise so I’ll keep watching. But man I hate that guy from Gilmore Girls. He talks out of the side of his mouth. Its aggravating.

dumbanddumber Author Profile Page:

EdHill, we don't know for sure yet that she has a heart of gold ... she still might turn out to be the Queen of the Harpies. Plus, she has a cool creepy superpower and a nice butt.

I liked this show a lot; I also liked it last summer when it was called The 4400...

CrazyTrain Author Profile Page:

Well, i don't think the caps of the dead guys was warrented.

Interesting show, and until I read your recap I didn't realize how they did a good job of showing the different reactions of the characters - from Hiro's unbridled glee (totally aesome!) to the cheerleader doing everything to test her powers to the Vegas girl being totally scared by hers (as well she should!!). Good twist with the other brother being able to fly.

Intersting show. I hope it doesn't get more confusing w/the addition of mlore heroes.

may1 Author Profile Page:

EdHill, I absolutely agree with you about the Gilmore Girls guy. I hated that he talked that way. Does he have chew in his mouth? gross

HoneyBunny Author Profile Page:

" Isaac keeps on painting images of terrible shit that is going to happen. I know that if I had this power, I would probably start by painting a scene depicting Sarah Michelle Gellar divorcing Freddie Prinze Jr. and having a half dozen kids with me."

JoJo - you would have kids with a smoker?!

I liked the first episode enough to watch the second. I hope it lives up to half my expectations.


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campfiregirl Author Profile Page:

I liked most of the show, it was a good start. Maybe it's the mom in me but I was pissed of about the cheerleader in her uniform doing all the crap. It's not like they aren't really expensive and
available at the local Walmart. I know I'll start to really like it and NBC will cancell.

tritonkpw Author Profile Page:

the show was awesome, but i wish the minorities weren't so stereotypical.

megan Author Profile Page:

I am a slave to Guitar Hero..
I'm a rockstar when I play Iron Man and Take Me Out

DDE Author Profile Page:

GREAT show. Loved the hell out of it. I like the super hero shit and this show caught my attention. I think all of the heros are cool. Although the hero/villain? played by Ali Larter (HOTTIE) is going to be interesting. What is her name? SuperCrazyPsychoKillYouIfYouF*&^WithMeBitch...That might be the baddest super hero ever....

I saw the previews for the next episode and there are other heros that are going to be introduced. Just hope they don't take away from the story. I think this show is and will be the shit!!!!

Then I can stop watching The Apprentice.

Shollia Author Profile Page:

Hiro (that is his name)... Is my fav so far. Come on.. how can you just not love this guy! His enthusiasm! His nerdiness! He's just awesome! I wanna go and punch his chubby cheeks.
I hope the younger brother gets a special power. He was SO excited about being able to fly and then he gets upstaged by his older brother once again.

YouWannaBMe Author Profile Page:

THIS IS THE BEST NEW SHOW OF THE SEASON!!!

I TOTALLY agree that the Indian guy who told Mohinder about his father looked very spray-on tan and wiggish...

I think Peter CAN fly but had a lot of doubt doing it... Nathan is naturally more confident and courageous and things obviously come easier to him. Peter, however, seems to have a lot of heart, and he is going to fly once he and his brother "connect" - didn't anyone else notice that they're trying to shove it down our throat that he isn't jealous of Nathan's success because he "loves his brother" ?

campfiregirl - I'm not a mom and was never a cheerleader, but I was thinking the same thing about the cheerleader uniform! Maybe she's indestructible, but those uniforms aren't and don't they have to be ordered? How many does she go through a week? I'd love to hear that conversation with the cheerleader faculty adviser - "Um, can you order another uniform for me? The last one kinda got burned up when I walked into a burning boxcar this week."

Otherwise, I liked the show enough to watch it again, but I'm not making a full season commitment at this point. Really liked the interrelatedness of the characters.

campfiregirl - I'm not a mom and was never a cheerleader, but I was thinking the same thing about the cheerleader uniform! Maybe she's indestructible, but those uniforms aren't and don't they have to be ordered? How many does she go through a week? I'd love to hear that conversation with the cheerleader faculty adviser - "Um, can you order another uniform for me? The last one kinda got burned up when I walked into a burning boxcar this week."

Otherwise, I liked the show enough to watch it again, but I'm not making a full season commitment at this point. Really liked the interrelatedness of the characters.

Oops - sorry about the double post!

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Nah. Think I'll pass on this one.

wniffene Author Profile Page:

Good recap, and I like the show but two things:

First I'm pretty sure MoMo was at his apartment not his fathers because I think the shadowy government guy mentioned something about him not being home yet when his phone rang.

Second the time line for MoMo hearing about his fathers death, which was 3 days before the eclipse, flying to NY, renting his dead fathers apartment getting a job as a cav driver and taking his first shift was a little extreme.

shmoogrrrl Author Profile Page:

My favorite characters so far are Claire and Peter. Of course, I am sure that will change when they introduce Greg Grunberg's character (the police officer who can hear thoughts). I love him so.

Anyway, I thought that the first Episode was very intereting and enough to get me hooked. I love that while they have these super powers and could save the world, there could really be a dark side to ALL of their powers (especially Nikki). Makes them seem more human.

dragonfly_diva Author Profile Page:

I love Heroes so far! It is not the type of series I would normally watch and I think that is part of the appeal.

My favorite character is Claire. I love how she can 'put herself back together'. After watching episode 2, I really like the cop now too!

I don't really have a least favorite character right now. They all intrigue me!

I think Claire's father new of her ability and that is why they adopted her!

dragonfly_diva Author Profile Page:

campfiregirl, you made me chuckle! My daughter is a cheerleader and you are so right about the uniform. You'll notice in the second episode it is sparkling clean. I kept thinking, how in the world did they fix that uniform so quickly. LOL!

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