Back at The Company, Mama P gets mega-creepy as she caresses Sylar as if fondling a new toy. "My sons have been such a disappointment, but you - I can give you all what boys crave from their mothers. Inspiration and guidance. Isn't that right, Gabriel?" Lady, I know what you're thinking, but he's not the same Angel Gabriel from the Bible.
Sylar snaps awake and snarls, "My name is Sylar. You are NOT my mother." Oh boy. Jerry Springer paternity tests, here we come!
"But I am dear, I am," says Mama P.
Who the hell didn't Mama Petrelli sleep with? Talk about being the ho-hub of Heroes. Who's Sylar's real father, if everything he thought about his parents is now potentially nullified? It can't be Kaito...although George Takai was Sulu on Star Trek, and Zachary Quinto is playing young Spock in the upcoming movie. Coincidence, or Butterfly Effect? You decide.
The dad must pluck his brows or we would have the answer by now.
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Comments (7)
Okay -- I've only gotten this far: "Text away, engineer guy. She doesn't care." And OMG I laughed really loudly. And then I looked around guiltily. Maybe too soon? Actually, it was just really freaking clever and funny and so is the rest of your writing T.Vo. Oh, and my DH loves that baby commercial too.
Okay, time to post this and open another window so I can finish reading your hilarious recap in the 15 minutes it takes this to post to freakin TVGasm.
XOXOXO
Zbird
1 of 7 | Posted by zbird | Posted on October 3, 2008 10:11 PM
Omg. I was LOLing the whole time. great recap. I can't wait for the next one. Raised Collar. hahahahah
2 of 7 | Posted by chibby | Posted on October 4, 2008 12:30 AM
I think someone loves the Flight of the Conchords almost as much as I do! Also- fabulous job with the recaps. 2 thumbs up. Proverbial thumbs. Well- okay, actual thumbs too.
3 of 7 | Posted by Frisky Biscuit | Posted on October 4, 2008 4:18 PM
dtf = down to fuck
love your recaps! keep up the good work
4 of 7 | Posted by kristykristy | Posted on October 4, 2008 6:26 PM
You shouldn't be so mad at your computer. The blue screen of death allowed you the opportunity to be the superfamous celebrity that everyone's waiting for at the party but is being exceptionally fashionably late. Everyone gets all nervous and fidget-y as more and more time passes, until you arrive and there's a collective sigh of relief because you're the only reason we came anyway.
Anyway, point of my comment, I'm an utter nerd and your re-cap was totally worth the wait. Provided me tons of laughs and giggles, which I really needed right about now.
5 of 7 | Posted by narcissistic | Posted on October 5, 2008 5:55 AM
The reporter guy that confronted "Tracy" in the parking ramp also played the hero in the old TV show The Greatest American Hero.
6 of 7 | Posted by Hey Buddy | Posted on October 6, 2008 10:03 AM
NIce to read you again, Tvo, very enjoyable, and interesting to see where these plot holes are taking us.
Love Mama P!!!! I don't mind if Mohinder pops like a giant zit, but call me crazy, can't Peter at any time go further back and restart it again . . .
I don't want to say much here, as I'm afraid I'll talk about the other episodes . . . can't wait to catch up!
7 of 7 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on October 6, 2008 4:10 PM