Ando knows it's a trick and is all oh hell no, you are not apologizing. However, Mama P knows exactly how to get Hiro excited (not the same way as she got his daddy riled up, though) and tells him that she knows he has the key to saving the world. It's buried very deep. Who's the hero and who's the villain? It's way to easy to trick Pikachu into thinking he's the only one who can save the world. I don't trust Mama P, but I'd love for her to sit in on salary negotiations with me. Please?

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She wants a subway pass. And Twizzlers. Lots of Twizzlers!

Hiro and Ando are now gravedigging. Aren't there you know, day laborers you can hire for this sort of task? Or is The Company in the red ever since the paper industry took a hit? Hiro moans that if he knew he'd had the key, he wouldn't have buried it so deep. Yep. They're unearthing Adam. WORST. IDEA. EVER.

Oh hell, Adam is perfectly preserved. He kinda resembles one of the wax figurines from Madame Tussaud's. Can Adam put himself into deep sleep? Because his eyes are closed and he looks rather peaceful. Until his eyes snap open and he snarls, "Hiro, you sonuvabitch!" Aw, puppy love.

I'll leave you with one of my favorite mash-up videos ever. It's funny because it's true. I'm finally caught up again with this show, and it's just starting to get good! Huzzah! I love you all like a fat kid love cake.

MEDIOCRE SEX: Welcome to serial monogamy with a really, really boring person.

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Comments (3)

chibby:

damn.. i was really gonna quit watching this dumb show but reading your recap is so funny. how can I stop now...

juddfan:

Tvo, you have hit your heavenly stride!!!! Fantastic recap!!! My only complaint is, when I watch the show, I'm all like wow, and cool, and whoda thunk!? then I read the recap and realize, must have been the wine, coz in retrospect, it was pretty lame.

The Hiro arc is pain, and the desert quest, is a waste, the powers no powers stuff is making no sense. Oh well, Mama P still rocks, I like the total twist on Sylar and Peter, and frankly, I think Hayden and Ali both do pretty good in their roles. Hayden is only 18, and Ali is blisteringly beautiful, maybe I'm just mesmerized . . . . but I'm glad she's back, and also glad she's not saddled with bad mom guilt!

T.Vo:

chibby and juddfan -- Everything I do, I do for you. And everyone else who reads my recaps and bearing with my sleep-deprivation. You're the best, and I think Tim Kring got the memo about last season. I'm FINALLY caught up with the present/future now, and could not be more excited!

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