Mama P makes Bennet an offer: take Sylar as his partner, or she puts him into play anyway. What Sylar evidently needs is structure, which Bennet can provide, and mom-hugs. At least Mama P isn't wearing mom jeans in some delightful shade of acid wash! Bennet points his gun at Sylar, who can't die anyway. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. She explains that he's misunderstood, and there you have it, folks - moral ambiguity. It's all about the person and the situation. Anywho, Mama P hands Sylar over to Bennet like she's sending her newest son to boarding school in Switzerland. Structure and polish, that's what all those schools promised.
Berlin, Germany, Land of Buster Keaton
Hiro and Ando manage to outspeed Daphne, who Hiro immediately calls Nemesis again. Hee. She's creeped out that two Japanese businessmen are stalking her around the globe. Yeah, you should really charge for that, Daphne. She says that they're too late for Kaito's portion of the formula; it's already been delivered and paid for, and now she's on to the next half. An exchange is supposed to happen at the movie theater tonight, and she's waiting to intercept. Hee.
Hiro's like, "Why are you telling us this, you overconfident nemesis?!" Daphne, with Veronica Mars-like sass, breezily informs them they're two against her one, and calls Hiro Pikachu, to his horror. What will they do next? Don bodysuits and fit themselves through holes in a moving wall? Pika, pika! Hiro busts out a little more angry Engrish and says they'll beat her.
Daphne attempts to run away, but she's slower than a kid in the Special Olympics. Hiro tries to teleport or stop time, but his powers aren't working either. Looks like The Haitian's in town for some bratwurst and schnitzel. Whatevs, Daphne, says, and runs off after flashing the L for loser on her forehead at the boys.
Hiro grabs Ando and crouches behind a movie sign to see The Haitian walk into a theater with an obvious briefcase.
And a weeks worth of clothes! And a laptop!
Costa Verde, Casa de Bennet
Meredith's smoking outside as Claire leaves for school. They have a stop and chat about Claire's new superhero kick, where Claire tries to convince Meredith she really wants to move past the Sylar attack and help people in need. However, her biological mom knows there's more to the story, and suggests they play hooky today. Claire looks like more lke Malibu Stacy than ever, thanks to massively long hair extensions. Get in the car, little girl, I have candy!
Hotel de Tracy, New York
Nathan shows up at Tracy's room, where she shows him the sex, lies, and videotape of Niki and Nathan getting it on in Vegas. I'm not sure how Adrian Pasdar keeps a straight face through Ali Larter's acting. She asks Nathan who the hell Niki is, but Nathan insists he's waiting for this to all make sense. Tracy says that all she can get about her is an address in New Orleans, and Nathan still believes Tracy is Niki. She's off to New Orleans. Let's rescue Micah!
Do I stink?
Poughkeepsie is a funny word to type. LOL.
Back at the Villains Vault, The German declares it's just about the money for him and he's going to take his share and leave. The cops pull up, surprising everyone but Knox, who reveals he called them up to exact his revenge on Bennet and his horn-rimmed glasses. Oh noes. Even Flint is surprised, but Knox says he's fueled up on the fear of everyone in the bank, and senses The German's fear as well. He powers up, and plunges an entire fist through The German's torso, leaving a hole in the wall behind him. One down, two more to go. The hostages freak out, understandably. I always wonder what I'd do in the case of a bank robbery - probably hide in a cubby or stuff myself in one of the waiting area sofas. Or play dead. Ideally, I'd whoosh myself away in one of the tubes you use to make deposits in the drive-through teller area.
Present Peter/Jesse nervously agrees to Knox's plan, just to stall him a bit further.
Spirit Walk with the African Hipster
Did someone order some Hot Cops? I got your hot cop right here, but he isn't very sexy.
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Comments (3)
Awesome again T.Vo. I was already laughing just reading the title. Anything that's associated with GOB never stops being funny.
1 of 3 | Posted by DrJerkass | Posted on October 9, 2008 4:05 AM
Between this episode and the last one, seems like Mama Petrelli's powers are sluttiness and super fertility. The question now is who is Sylar's bio-daddy? Linderman??? Kato?? Matt's Dad? Are we eventually gonna see all of the heroes connected to each other through Mama P's womb?
2 of 3 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 10, 2008 8:57 AM
Btw T.Vo, where I'm from, being in the marching band is cool - especially if you're the drum major or on the drumline. ;) The halftime shows are more popular than the games.
3 of 3 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 10, 2008 12:54 PM