Testimonials

She starts sobbing and hugging him. She never thought she'd see him as an adult. Unlike his rude father, she doesn't mention that he's just as much of a dork as he was when he was ten. She asks if he ever learned how to score points in Tetris. He bows his head in shame and says no, but he's a big super hero now that can travel through time and space. After she compliments him on getting rid of the bowl cut, he tells her about having his memories stolen and asks her to heal him. She kisses his forehead so he can regain his memory. He starts crying and says that he remembers now how much he missed her. AWWWW! Am I getting teary? I AM! WTF? This show is turning me bipolar.

After we all cry and remember that Heroes isn't a total suckfest and we aren't crazy for liking it in the first place, Hiro tells his mommy about his powers and saving the world twice, and he says he wants her to give him the catalyst. He knows his dad doesn't believe in him now, but in the future they grow to love and respect each other. I wouldn't go that far. Daddy Sulu even locked the formula up so you couldn't lose it (which you did, immediately) after he died, but this is a touching scene so we'll forget about that part. Hiro swears up and down that he's a hero now and he's strong enough to protect the catalyst. She takes his word for it and after making him promise to keep the fauxhawk, she opens up her channels or whatever and yellow light starts coming out of her! LIKE COCOON! Oh man, if Jessica Tandy were alive right now she'd kick ass on this show.

Woohooooo! My wrinkles are gone! GONE! I'm gonna go out and fuck a football team!

Once the light has transferred into Hiro, she tells him how proud she is of him and then drops dead. Hiro cries and cries and tells her how young she looks.

LOL, Tom Cruise. No wonder Germany tried to kick his tiny ass out of the country during the filming of this movie. He looks like a very dangerous munchkin.

Until we go broke.

Peter and the Haitian are stuck in traffic on the way to Pinehurst. The Haitian says that Peter's a pussy and he's always been a pussy and there's no way in hell he's gonna shoot his own dad so hand over the gun, Nancy. Smartest thing said all season. Peter insists that he's up for the task. The Haitian must be really damn sick of this family.

In the best scene of the season, Sylar leaves the now dead chick's office and gets into the elevator covered in blood. A business man is in there too. He starts sweating profusely when he sees Sy, who asks if something's wrong. The guy says no and the screen wobbles. Sy knows he's lying because of his new power. The guy isn't fat or homely, so Sylar lets him live and they have a nice, peaceful, blood soaked elevator ride.

Back at bike messenger central, the schlubby bike guy hands over the sketches and says every fanboy in the city has been trying to grab them. "My life's been a living hell." Whatever, Miley Cyrus. Welcome back to obscurity. Buhbye now. Daphne, Ando and Parkman look at the cover.

Hiro gets a nose job. Oh snap, Marine!

Claire is back on the NYC rooftop when Hiro comes back as a depressed adult. He tells her that he has the catalyst now, and Papa P shows up just in time to hear it. Papa swipes Claire out of the way. Hiro says that he'll save the cheerleader again, but Papa P drags him to him with his fingers and takes both the catalyst and his powers away. OH SHIT! Man, give credit where credit's due. Daddy Sulu knows what he's talking about. Hiro boned it in less than five minutes.

Woohooooo! My wrinkles are gone lessened! GONE LESSENED! I'm gonna go out and fuck a football team!

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