Suresh freaks out about his scaliness and rushes into Papa P's office to yell at him about not being cured yet. Papa P's like keep your awkward line readings to yourself because I drew a dead cheerleader, which means taint no one getting cured. Suresh is all but Claire can't die! And she can't get fat! And she can't get pimples! Yet there she is, all fat and pimply and dead, being wheeled out on a dolly in the pic Papa drew.
Suresh freaks out because if Claire dies then he won't be cured. Way to be selfish, ass. He figures it might have something to do with the coming eclipse, since that's what seemed to bring on everyone's powers in the first place. Papa shows him another drawing. Kirstie Alley as a size two winning an Emmy. Weird. I guess he can do the past, too. Then he flips to a page of a guy's head peeking out of a pod of goo. Suresh assumes that means he's gonna die. Huh? That guy doesn't even look like Suresh at all. Does this show have a budget for an artist or is Kring just getting the homeless people on Venice Beach to sketch shit out for a can of beans and some cigarettes?
Or this could be Kirstie Alley getting out of bed in the morning in the present. These drawings are too hard to decipher.
Brooklyn - Parkman is trying to come up with a plan to find Hiro. And by making a plan, I mean he's breathing funny and shaking his jowels. Daphne is nervous and pacing because she's afraid of Papa P. Matt tells her to calm down, but she gets hysterical and says that no one should trust her because she's a Delilah and blah blah blah. She asks if Matt trusts her and he says that he's so hard up for a girlfriend he'll tell her whatever she needs to hear. There's a pounding at the door and it's Hiro and Ando. They're there because the comic book told them to go there to have Parkman fiddle with Hiro's brain. Hiro is jumping up and down and pinching his wee wee and as Daphne watches him run off, she gets a look on her face that says it all.
If this shit keeps up, I'm gonna be out of a job.
HRG and Claire show up at the empty house of the guy who made black holes. Claire's acting like a spoiled smart ass brat because she thinks her dad just cares about her because she's the catalyst and he tells her that he loves her. AW! I would have preferred a good old fashioned beating, but everyone has different ideas of what good parenting is.
Back in Brooklyn, Peter is shaking his jowls and trying to read Hiro's mind, but all he can hear is the Dora the Explorer theme in Japanese.
Dong dong ding dong chaka khan a ling long.
Daphne thought Ando was dead, but here he is looking all hot. He hates her and calls her nemesis but she says that she switched over to the good side and gives him scouts honor. At least I think that's what it is. I know it will shock you to learn that I wasn't a boy scout, but there you go. I was more of a Brownie type. Parkman tells them that Hiro's brain is really scrambled, but the important thing is that he can still use his powers. Cut to Hiro and the turtle in the aquarium nodding at each other. That turtle is my favorite cast member at the moment. It's the only one who doesn't have really bad lines to say.
Out of nowhere, Daphne gets hysterical again and says that no one understands her and she's leaving. Huh? She adds that Matt paused when she asked him if he trusted her. Uh yeah cuz like earlier in the day you gave him up to Papa P. Give the man some time, Delilah. He gets into her head and hears her thoughts. "God I don't wanna have to wake up every morning again to go to stupid auditions my agent told me this was the best show on TV fuck Tim Kring I'm gonna kill that bastard Kansas". Parkman jumps on the Kansas part, which freaks her out. She speeds off, which makes Hiro jump up and down squealing like a little girl pig. Matt shakes his jowls.
I love any show that gives Betty White a guest spot.
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Comments (5)
"OW my face! I just whale spermed you bastard!"
Very funny indeed. I also especially enjoyed Claire's workout routine. Thanks for the recap flipit, hope your thanksgiving was off the hook.
1 of 5 | Posted by Tadow | Posted on November 28, 2008 4:27 AM
I know this is a fantasy show and they're a little liberal with the whole "Science" thing, but do they really expect us to believe that a full solar eclipse could last an hour and take place in NYC, Kansas, and Haiti at the same time????? The earth is round for chrissake! They pulled this crap in season one, but I didn't care because I had a brilliant plot and decent dialogue to distract me. Now... not so much.
2 of 5 | Posted by themiki | Posted on November 28, 2008 10:36 AM
yeah they seem to have lost all touch with reality.
and thanks tadow!! it's always good to see you. i am trying to catch up on my recaps but i still can't move. turkey and vodka. ouch. happy t!
3 of 5 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 28, 2008 12:36 PM
this. show. sucks.
it's hard to watch. seriously. but GREAT call on the ripping off of lost. it's so true. on the big reveal DUN moment where we see daphne unable to walk, my knee-jerk reaction was, "locke." so whatevs.
would it be possible to kill everyone off except sylar and restart fresh? i stopped watching this crap live last season, but it's about to receive the ultimate indignity: getting canned from my season pass list on my tivo.
4 of 5 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on December 1, 2008 7:54 AM
Oh, dear sweet flip, how'd ya get saddled with this turkey!? Once again, the show kinda whirled on by without too much thought in my head, but seeing it disected here, mmmm, lame . . . . I hate it when I love a new show, and then it sucks donkeys!!!!
Well, I'm with Tadow, too funny, note to self, must find whale sperm! Anything to protect my skin from such scales . . .
I wont even comment on the show, tho, not even Mohinders bum can make me stop hating him and holding the FF while he whines and disects and craves some Maya tang . . . Hiro too, and oh yeah, that piece of wood that plays papa, how is it that Mama Patrelli and Claire's Mom are two of the finest actresses I've seen on these types of shows, and he is one of the worst I have ever seen, ever . . . more Momma's!!!!
5 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on December 3, 2008 4:18 PM