Peter and Nathan find the Haitian wandering around in the jungle. Glad that all just happened to work out in the middle of nowhere. They tell him they need him to come back and help him fight Papa, and he's surprised the old guy's still alive. "Does he still smell like Listerine and butt?" Yup. Nathan tells the Haitian to take the spell off him, but the Haitian says he no longer has powers cuz of the eclipse. Besides, he's not going anywhere until he takes care of the big bad Voodoo terrorist guy, who's his brother. Dundunduuuuun. The brother has impenetrable skin and has committed great crimes against humanity, so now that they don't have powers they should f with him. Good plan! Peter's in, Nathan's not, but it doesn't matter because machine guns start shooting away. Peter and the Haitian run, but Nathan surrenders and comes face to face with Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, who knows exactly who he is and says that Papa P warned him he'd be coming and that he'd cry a lot for no reason. Then he knocks him out and drags him away.
HRG sits by Claire's bedside and after the I love yous, he tells her that she needs rest and he'll be hanging out downstairs. Mom's waiting for him outside the room and tells him not to leave when his daughter needs him. Come on lady, he's trying to save the world. It's not like he's going to a strip club. As soon as he leaves, Claire's mom brings her food and finds her bleeding everywhere. Ruhroh!
Longest. Eclipse. Ever.
Parkman waits in the cornfield til Daphne's dad leaves, and then he knocks on the door and tells Daph that he's in love with her and isn't willing to give up on her. She lets him in, and he finds her on crutches. The island had mystical powers that gave her her walking ability back, but back in the real world she's just another cripple and Jack's a drunk who won't shave. I'm sorry, different show. Or is it? I'm proud of Kring for finding someone new to rip off. Now if he can just make Kansas disappear he might get back on my good side.
....Elle puts a screaming Sylar's shoulder back into place. He says that he loves being powerless and in love. Then he and Elle make out. Outside, HRG aims at them with a sniper rifle. YES!! Go, HRG!
Don't worry. I will turn a big wheel and everything will be ok.
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Comments (5)
"OW my face! I just whale spermed you bastard!"
Very funny indeed. I also especially enjoyed Claire's workout routine. Thanks for the recap flipit, hope your thanksgiving was off the hook.
1 of 5 | Posted by Tadow | Posted on November 28, 2008 4:27 AM
I know this is a fantasy show and they're a little liberal with the whole "Science" thing, but do they really expect us to believe that a full solar eclipse could last an hour and take place in NYC, Kansas, and Haiti at the same time????? The earth is round for chrissake! They pulled this crap in season one, but I didn't care because I had a brilliant plot and decent dialogue to distract me. Now... not so much.
2 of 5 | Posted by themiki | Posted on November 28, 2008 10:36 AM
yeah they seem to have lost all touch with reality.
and thanks tadow!! it's always good to see you. i am trying to catch up on my recaps but i still can't move. turkey and vodka. ouch. happy t!
3 of 5 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 28, 2008 12:36 PM
this. show. sucks.
it's hard to watch. seriously. but GREAT call on the ripping off of lost. it's so true. on the big reveal DUN moment where we see daphne unable to walk, my knee-jerk reaction was, "locke." so whatevs.
would it be possible to kill everyone off except sylar and restart fresh? i stopped watching this crap live last season, but it's about to receive the ultimate indignity: getting canned from my season pass list on my tivo.
4 of 5 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on December 1, 2008 7:54 AM
Oh, dear sweet flip, how'd ya get saddled with this turkey!? Once again, the show kinda whirled on by without too much thought in my head, but seeing it disected here, mmmm, lame . . . . I hate it when I love a new show, and then it sucks donkeys!!!!
Well, I'm with Tadow, too funny, note to self, must find whale sperm! Anything to protect my skin from such scales . . .
I wont even comment on the show, tho, not even Mohinders bum can make me stop hating him and holding the FF while he whines and disects and craves some Maya tang . . . Hiro too, and oh yeah, that piece of wood that plays papa, how is it that Mama Patrelli and Claire's Mom are two of the finest actresses I've seen on these types of shows, and he is one of the worst I have ever seen, ever . . . more Momma's!!!!
5 of 5 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on December 3, 2008 4:18 PM