At the clinic, Papa P is staring at Jethro, who is in some kind of coma after the Suresh microscope attack. Suresh sulks back in with his tail between his legs ready to get back to work because he can't really get Maya ass as a horny toad. Papa says that they all learned a lot about themselves during the eclipse. They're weak, they're scared, and they're on a sinking ship. In a rare moment of positivity, he tells Suresh not to worry, they'll find a cure. "But that monster inside of you, it's something you're gonna have to take care of all by yourself." Thanks, Dr. Phil. As much as I am in hate with Heroes right now, I have to give Suresh props for stepping it up in the acting department. He's allowed scales ON HIS FACE! How bold!
The Emmy nominating committee's on the phone! Woops sorry. Wrong number. They were trying to get Angela Bassett. Damn NBC operators!
Sylar and Elle find themselves on a beach somewhere. Well that was kind of Hiro. Sylar asks her if what HRG said about his parents was true and she says no HRG is just toying with him. They make out. She's on the bottom. Something's not right. Just when I'm about to hit FF, Sy gets a strange look on his face and says that he realizes now that her talk of people changing is bullshit. He is what he is and he accepts that they're both damaged goods. "You're hurting me!" He gets all evil and replies "I know." Then he slices of her dome!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!? VERONICAAAAAA! I shouldn't have told you to try bottoming! I would be very upset about this development, but I love Kristen Bell and am glad she's free to audition again. After all this I have to thank Kring. You set my girl free and you dropped the Sylar "feeling" crap. THANK YOU! Now please, keep not sucking!
The bitch is back.
Hiro and Claire arrive at the rooftop, where Hiro's dad is handing over baby Claire to HRG. Will Hiro get his powers back? Is Elle really dead? Will Kring be able to maintain more than three minutes of decent story telling next week? Sound off.
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Comments (3)
had to republish due to some pic malfunctioning. here is dr jerkass' glorious comment.
dr. jerkass:
My biggest problem with this show is that at the end of every episode, when you ask yourself 'what did we learn about the story?' the answer is usually not much.
In this one we learned that the eclipse can take away their powers, but then they come back, so it barely matters. We learned that Nathan wants to support the plan for a clone army (whoops, I mean specials army), buy we already knew that would happen because we can see the future. We learned that even though Sylar is evil, he's not so bad, no wait, he's evil, no wait...
Anyway, the point is that they just keep going over the same 2 or 3 plots they have actually figured out and beating us over the head with them like we're the semi-retarted Japanese 10 year old.
All that said, my favorite thing about this show is your recaps. And as much as I want the show to get good again, the worse it gets, the funnier the recap.
1 of 3 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on December 4, 2008 11:47 AM
Flipit you are hilarious. I've been sitting on my sofa in Kent, England, cackling away to myself at your take on this ep.
Great work!!!
:D
2 of 3 | Posted by quannoi | Posted on December 9, 2008 1:27 PM
thanks! i'm glad to know someone out there is still holding out hope for this damn show! xo
3 of 3 | Posted by flipit | Posted on December 9, 2008 6:24 PM