Back at the loft, Ando's powers are sparking out of his hands uncontrollably. Parkman, wise as ever, grabs Ando. Electricity shoots through his body and he hears all these voices. "Sucks" "Stupid" "What happened?" "Plot robbery" "On drugs." "Getting HBO." "Gotta pee." When he snaps out of it, he tells Daphne that he just heard the thoughts of every single person watching Heroes right now. Daphne, who didn't get the idea that touching Ando when his powers are out of control is a bad thing, grabs Ando's shoulder and disappears. While Parkman and Ando WTF each other, she appears on the balcony and looks inside, where it's a minute earlier. Matt's bent over asking the viewers to please stop commenting on his weight and Daphne's bad hair. Again, the Daphne inside grabs Ando's shoulder and appears next to the real Daphne on the balcony. They morph into each other. She goes inside and tells them that she traveled back in time! Ando's reaction?
Meredith isn't able to control her powers much longer. She is spouting fire all over the place. Claire is watching from a laptop in the office with Mama P. She says that she doesn't care if Sylar is baiting her, she's gonna save her dad. She and Mama P walk down the hall, and of course Sylar grabs Claire and throws her up against the wall. He asks why she would go to save her dad even after he lied to her and neglected her. She says that that's what family does and runs off to the cell. HRG tells her to punch the code in, but the code box has been ripped off the wall. HRG tells Meredith to press her fire palms up against the glass. She does and HRG shoots his only bullet into it. It just cracks. Claire tells them to stand back and jumps right through it. Sylar stole many powers, but knowledge of physics wasn't one of them. Meredith insists on staying in the cell while HRG and Claire run off to find Sy.
Tracy tells Nathan that they need to run away and deny deny deny. Nathan says he can't run and Tracy says that all they have to do is make sure the Governor is arrested for auctioning off senate seats and no one will even pay any attention to the mess they've made with their citizen army or their shady land deals. They can worry about finding the formula again later. She's just trying to keep him safe because it's her job. So he fires her. Excuse you? Did you not just see the other dude get frozen and break into a million pieces?
Over at the loft, Parkman tries to make sense of Ando's power before we all turn the channel. You see, he's a "supercharger" who intensifies others' abilities. That means Daphne can run faster than the speed of sound, which means she could travel through time. You know, what Einstein said. LOL. Einstein's slapping his forehead in his grave right now. I'm sure you can guess Ando's reaction to this news.
Ando and Daphne hold hands and jet. In Daddy Sulu's apartment, Kid and Adult Hiro have gotten into Daddy's safe and have the formula and a giant rubber dildo. Daddy Sulu finds them and sends the kid out before grabbing his sword and attacking Hiro, who tries to fight him with the dildo. Hiro explains that he needs to destroy the formula to save the world. He rips it up, and Daphne and Ando speed in and whisk him away. Daddy Sulu is left with the torn up formula. At the loft in the present, Hiro bitches at Ando for saving him too quick. Guess how Ando reacts.
Daphne says that she knows where the formula is since she's the one who destroyed it and Hiro says that she can make up for being such an asshole in the past if she helps him destroy it. Parkman gives her permission to go. Why does everyone need Parkman's permission today? They show up in Papa P's office, where Tracy is about to leave with the formula. Hiro asks for it nicely, and she calls him "Pikachu". LOL. Hiro spins her around and punches her in the face! DAMN! A man hitting a woman has never been so adorable. He grabs the formula and he and Daph skidat.
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Comments (3)
Haven't read it yet, but am in awe of your speed. Off to read now...
1 of 3 | Posted by Tadow | Posted on December 16, 2008 7:42 AM
It must be ire that drives you!!! I never know how lame this show is until I read your recap, tho, even I could see the Saw going on, sans the gore!
"Look, ma! A shark's about to eat my eyebrow! "
Too funny!!! See that, dear Flip, without you I may have never noticed the catapillars of love on Sylar's brow!!!
Also, I happen to think Matt is def do-able, he's the most likely sex object in this show for me (and perhaps J-mo, tho I shouldn't speak for others) the fact that he seems sweet is a plus, but alas, he's straight, just like 'em all . . . sigh . .
Well, as for the show, I'm glad Peter got his power back, I hope Meredith pulls through, love me some Mama P and her waddles--it was fun to watch her be honest, but I wish they had run further with it. Sylar can't be dead, c'mon, he did the whole Star Trek movie with nary a peep of his contract with Hero's or conflict, or money talk, and he makes a killer Spock, no!?
Ain't buying the Nathan conversion, but then nothing stays the same here, and Tracy was a perfect, corrupted side kick, so why fire her . . . Never saw the 4400, but I believe, I believe . . .
If this is our last cap before the Holidays, may you have the bestest of them!!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!!
2 of 3 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on December 16, 2008 11:44 AM
Clair's lip gloss was literally poppin' this whole episode. Which made 0 sense.
At least we got to see pretty Suresh once more before X-Mas. Thank you NBC/Universal.
3 of 3 | Posted by publick skool boy | Posted on December 16, 2008 9:50 PM