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Papa P notices the eclipse images on Suresh's iMac (most scientific computer ever) and comments that they share an interest. No, not Tim Gunn's Guide to Style, although they're both very well put together. Eclipses! Suresh says that all the records show that people started noticing their powers during the eclipse. Well, not the girl in New Orleans who figured out she was a hero when Micah moved in. Wait. Details. I start going down the path and I'm just gonna bang a crack into my head from banging it on my desk. This is the episode of making shit up as we go along. My bad. Anyhoozle, Suresh has been trying to make the formula, but obviously it's not working.

I imagine this is what Joy Behar looks like when she wakes up in the morning.

Suresh knows there's a piece missing from the formula, and it can't be created synthetically. The host must be a human! A blonde human! Who can tumble! Save the cheerleader, save the world. Ah, memories. Or new episodes. Whatevs. Papa P thinks that Hiro's dad hid the catalyst and he's gonna find him/or her godammit!

Back in the dark dungeon cage, Sylar heals quickly from Elle's attack. She starts screaming and carrying on about him killing her father. He says that he understands why she's angry and doesn't mind if she gives him all she's got. How empathetic! She unloads another angry stream of electricity on him.

Parkman and Daphne arrive at the hospital and it's empty. Parkman calls it "a ghost town." Then he sees a ghost. Get it?

Poor guy is stuck wearing that fucking shirt for eternity. Thankfully, houndstooth scarves never go out of fashion.

Matt runs, well walks as quickly as he can without having a lung collapse, to follow Enlightened Black Ghost, who enters Mama P's room. She's laying there all dead eyed and unresponsive with electrodes all over her head, which leads Matt to do the reasonable thing: shout her name. Dolt. He remembers that he has a power and tries to hear her thoughts, but all he sees is her winning the hideous burping contest. He is disturbed, as he should be. Daphne says she's gonna get a nurse, which is kinda hilarious since they just talked about the hospital being empty. Parkman doesn't get it. He's too busy slapping Mama P around and telling her to wake up before Freddy comes.

Papa P is in his office twirling an invisible mustache as he looks over a file on Claire. Daphne shows up to tattle on Parkman. Delilah!! Papa assures her that his wife will be fine and if Parkman tries to help her he'll be there to stop him. Then he pets his hairless cat and Bwahahahahaha!s at no one in particular.

Under the streets of New York, Claire and Peter are still blahblahing about how Claire won't leave Peter alone. Finally, he tells her that she becomes a horrid brown haired bitch in the future and kills him. She insists that she would never do that and refuses to leave because he saved her life and became her hero. AW!!! The bad guys show up and she tells Peter to run so she can take them. Turns out they're not there for Peter, they're there for her! I don't know how this changes her plan of "taking care of them" but she's taken down with one push. Wuss!

In the way past, Hiro was a lesbian motorcycle knight.

So I take it you didn't invest any of your Amazing Race prize, BJ?

Hiro finally got his own plate of waffles, so now he's sitting at a table with Ando blowing spit wads at little girls in the table next to him. You know, cuz he's ten. Ando tells him that he's a superhero and can teleport when he blinks. Hiro's unimpressed with himself, but blinks anyway. Nothing happens. Then he puts some effort into it and time slows down. Ando's face moves very very slowly but he blinks rapidly. Oh, Ando. Hiro sees a spit wad coming in slow motion and avoids it. He's mildly impressed with himself now. Me, less so.

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