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Sylar cries and then starts twirling his hair and asking Elle if she knows where he can get a copy of "Twilight". I know I've asked this too many times already, but what the f is this show thinking? Moving on, the thugs have Claire in their grasp when Peter shows up. He warns them that he can beat them without his powers, because he's still got wit!! Shot of a pipe hemmoraging gas. Funny, cuz they've been down there a long time and no one noticed. Jethro doesn't either. He throws blue fire and bang, the pipe shoots flames. Flames that don't mess up anyone's hair. Thank goodness! Peter's been trying to grow back the Posh spice single long bang. I'd hate to see him have to start over.

In the dark dungeon of love, Sylar spouts off a bunch of super sensitive bs like "you forgave yourself, and that was the hardest part" and "we're all at war with ourselves, that's what it means to be human" and "that's not a gun in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you." Then she gets all flirty and shows him how to shoot electricity and I lose my Burger King.

EW. You owe me a Whopper, bitches!

"You'll be a gunslinger in no time!" No she didn't just say that. The last time they were together he was cutting open the head of the Slightly Gay Eyeliner dude that could use his fingers as guns. Is that witty love repartee or just another bump on the ride in the bus with no driver? In his office, Papa P is watching this all unfold on his monitor and rubbing ice cubes on his nips.

Hiro decides that he is ready to teleport, and Ando's "rooftop in New York City" idea is out, even though it will help Hiro remember a season that his job didn't suck balls. They end up in a comic book store, where Hiro sees the comic with his face on the cover. They're still selling that in the front row of all the comic books? Man, that's one slow industry.

As Nathan and Tracy leave Halliburton, I mean Pinehurst, Nathan tells her about his dad's plan to give half the people in the world superpowers so they can save the world with him as President. She's like WTF? and he's all waaah my daddy issues are preventing me from rational thinking! She reminds him that he's a US Senator. Oh yeah! I forgot. That's why he's never working. She gives him a pep talk and suggests calling the Justice Department but he says no. Last time he did that his brother came back from the future and shot him twice. How long have they been dating? That's some pretty heavy shit to load on someone in the honeymoon phase. He flies off to find Mama P and once he's gone Tracy marches right back into Halliburton.

Please tell me he's not wearing a Member's Only Jacket right now.

Tracy goes into Papa P's office and tells her that she wants to be his pr person. He can't be the face of the company because he can't seem to move it very much and also because everyone thinks he's dead. So Nathan can do it! Duh, what do you think Papa's been trying to do? She promises that she'll get Nathan to do whatever papa wants as long as she gets a good gig once the radiation wears off the world. She's nice and she's evil? Yawn.

Back at Shady Pines, Parkman's in Mama P's head. He comes to in the empty hallway and Mama is sitting cross legged chained to a chair. Daphne comes down the hall and says that she's there to help him. Then she stabs him in the stomach. Thankfully, he's been to the Golden Corral enough times in his adult life to build up quite a shield. In the hospital room, the real Daphne tries to wake him up. And OMG he's leaking cellulite!

Please eat at McDonald's during World Children's Day so this kid can get to a dentist.

What's Anne Slowey's niece doing on Law and Order?

Back from break. Real Daphne is now in Parkman's dream state telling him they have to run, but fake Daphne's there too and she's staying they should stay. Hmm. Which one should he believe? The one who's helping him up or the one with the giant bloody knife? He can't tell. Seriously. Papa P morphs from Daphne to his usual handsome self.

Just as doable.

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