Yoy Vanilla, kick it one time boyyyyyyyyy.

Word to ya mother!

Uuuuhhh... vanilla's kind of hot?

Also BILLY CONNELLY! HEAD OF THE CLASS, MOTHUHFUCKAS! Why doesn't Nick at Nite get a hold of that show? Head of class and Perfect Strangers hour? They'd be rolling in it.

What I enjoyed most was that knwoing smile on Ice's face where you knew he was thinking that this show puts him back on the MAP baby. His comeback will make Travoltas look like childs play!

That being said "cool as Ice' was a great flick. Yup yup.

Not to be a bitch but...

Los Lobos=Los Lonely Boys (or something like that)

OTher than that, Summed up my take on the show PERFECTLY!

The Dancers did the SNL head bob right at the end of Haddaway's first performance.

And that blonde dancer you were talking about, J-Unit? Her skirt slowly rode up throughout the song until her entire ass was hanging out. When the music stopped, she moved behind Haddaway and pulled it back down. Mrs. Papercuts! zeroed in on it right away. I'm glad she pointed it out to me.

Papercuts!,

Oh, I caught right away, I just didn't know how much ass-obsession talk people would take in one post.

Yo stop collaberatin' and listen: The dancers were head boppin' a la SNL during the last part of "What is Love."

I thought everyone looked pretty good last night. I need double chins and love handles to keep me interested. The show is so tiger-beatish. I don't understand one word the host says because while he's talking at the camera to tell us what's coming up, I only see that torn pocket of a mouth moving. He is being totally drowned out by the screaming crowd and lame music. Even while the bands are performing, there is a perpetual roar from the crowd. I dont remember going to a concert and having the crowd be louder than the band DURING THE SONG. It just bugs the shit out of me...

J-Unit, that was an ass that asked, nay, DESERVED to be obsessed over, my friend. Even Mrs. Papercuts! was doing it.

The Knack got hosed. I saw them on a DirecTV special last year so I wasn't surprised that they were still in fighting trim.

It's amazing how so much of that old-school skinny-tie band stuff holds up...Get Cheap Trick on there to throw down on "Surrender."

The British host=Vernon Kay. I don't know what the American producers have done to him, but he doesn't sound like that when he's presenting in the U.K he's usually alright. I think the producers made him take speech therapy to tone down his accent because the American audience wouldn't be able to understand him. But because he has to concentrate on that so much it makes him a really really crap host believe me he is different and it's hilarious and embarrasing to watch this. Vanilla Ice is a chump, he did a reality TV show last year here called The Farm where you-guessed it chumps go down to the a farm and learn how to.....well, farm, he came across as an American Idiot. Unlike Ron Jeremy who was on it this year and came across quite well.

Trixie-

Tiger beatish. That made me laugh.

After the "Ice-Man's" dismal showing on VH1's "Remaking" I was actually quite shocked by his performance last night. It was hip hop right down to the towel around his neck and the old school trademark Vanilla Ice dance moves. He's got to give up this straight-edge/hardcore schtick and return to his poseur roots. I'd buy that album...well, nah, I probably wouldn't...

i was stoned (again) last night.. and i thought vanilla ice was good. i didn't recognize the song 'survivor' but i liked his lyrics.. wow.. i think i just heard the seventh seal breaking..

What it's like...havin' a Roni...

yo guys, where's the recap of the MTV movie awards? I guess it's not worth liveblogging though, since it was prerecorded...

I noticed that booty right away ... there should be a picture, you just don't expect to see that much ass all in one place at one time on network TV.

As soon as this show came on, I felt like I was watching a 3rd rate cable channel. I can't believe this is on in prime time.

even the host noticed the ass hangin out on Haddaway's dancer. I loved how he described the performance as 'cheeky.'

So I've watched that Vaniller Ice (or is it Vanilla Rice?) clip four or five times, and can't decide--does he INTENTIONALLY hit himself in the face several seconds into the "dance," or is that an accident? Either way, that clip rules.

what's all this about ass? This demands video!

Speaking of trainwrecks check out this hilarious pic of one of the olsens the one on the right is hotter. http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/et10.jpg

DH doesn't read this site, but even he commented that the butt shot was going to be front and center here (you might get a new convert if you do). Tommy Tutone needs to worry more about fixing his teeth than strumming his guitar. His version of "Small Things" was so bad that even trying to channel the video with Blink 182 running around naked couldn't fix it.

Somewhere Tom Cruise is kicking himself that he didn't copyright his Oprah spot. He could be making a killing off of Vanilla Ice.

It's pretty amazing how, all these years later, I can hear the opening of Ice Ice Baby and immediately remember the words. I could really use those memory neurons for other things, but no, there will always be synapses in my brain dedicated to remembering all-important lyrics like "Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights, and I glow" and "Take heed, cause I'm a lyrically poet. Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it." WHY??????

word to yo' mutha, Ashes.

sing it with me: ice ice baby, ice ice baby.
With the host saying Vaniller Ice, I had flashbacks to "Uchenner and Joyce".

I actually saw Vanilla Ice in concert 2 or 3 years ago, and he was really good. Added an edge to his cheesy rap.

I loved Vanilla Ice doing Ice Ice Baby. I loved it even more when the dancer did the splits while jumping over Vanilla, and knocked off Vanilla's hat with his crotch.

Did anyone else find it disturbing that George Bush listens to My Sharona while riding his bike?

What I found disturbing was the British host. He kept reminding me of that little girl on the Wonder Years. Winnie Cooper. That shall be his name from now on. Winnie Cooper.

During Vanilla Ice's unholy "dancing", some guy crosses the stage behind him and gives him a look of disbelief and horror. It's awesome.

The public demands Haadway dancer pics!

For my wife:

VIP. Vanilla Ice Rules!!!!!!

What Vaniller is trying to do is "stepping" which is a style of dance that he's co-opting from Black fraternities. It kind of starts with that high kneed hop and then goes into more elaborate moves. The "hand hitting face" is part of it. He just doesn't do it that well.

I definitely found it interesting that he came out so pop since if you've seen Surreal Life or Remaking VI you know that he's publicly tried to distance himself from that time with a vengeance.

Hi all! Can anyone tell me what song from another artist did Vanilla Ice choose? I missed the freakin'show.... Thanks!

having said all the above, may I suggest that we all get real lives, go back to reading good books, watching CNN, extropolating on the fate of our country's future and forgetting what these hackneyed wannabes had for lunch?
I, and you too, need to "get a real life."

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