At the hospital, House and Wilson are bickering about Wilson’s DVD player. House still wants to watch Lindsay Lohan movies on it. He won’t let Wilson come pick it up, because it’s poker night. Aw, how mean! He won’t let Wilson play! Although, House knows other people? I never would have guessed.

In an exam room, Cameron and Foreman are examining the boy, who’s telling them that he’s on the road a lot and that god told him he’d meet a female healer. Which one of those statements is weird? The dad explains that his kid’s been talking to god since he was ten. I don’t know if this kid is super perceptive or what, but he also says that this female healer would be angry at a male colleague. Foreman is delighted. And Cameron is getting a little flirty. She’s gross on so many levels.

Back in the office, House is having a hard time believing that the kid, Boyd, talks to god. Chase is quick to defend the kid, saying that some people “experience their religion as something more than symbolic.” Now, I’ve always thought Chase was kind of kooky, but at least he’s equally opportunity. He’s not just here to defend dominatrixes, he’ll defend the religious as well!

Foreman wants to tell the story of Boyd telling Cameron to calm down about the article – at least that’s his interpretation. It’s fun to see Foreman smiling for once, even if it’s at Cameron’s expense. House orders some tests and then, in a stark break from the status quo, heads out to talk to Boyd himself. He figures, perhaps sarcastically, that if god talks to Boyd, he should too. When House arrives at his room, you can tell just by his body language that he’s anglin’ for a fight. Boyd calls him Dr. House before he’s introduced himself, and House is not impressed. Nor should he be, because Boyd explains that he’d heard about House from the nurses. See, that makes me like him, because he’s not pretending to be psychic or anything. His dad comes in with a refilled water bottle, and explains that Boyd goes through a few of these every hour. Believe it or not, it is possible to overdose on water, which would explain Boyd’s very low sodium levels.