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The next day, House is feeling more urgency about the patient. Cut throat asks if the game is over, and House whips her with his cane. He says the patient's life is over and he doesn't care about the game, and Foreman disagrees. Hey Foreman. Fuck off. Do something. However, Foreman tells House to shit or get off the pot in regards to hiring someone, so House fires cute woman and Kal. Annnnnd fuck. They're pissed and surprised, and it's a barrage of possible diagnoses coming from those two. The two together come up with a drug diagnosis, and House rescinds the firing. So there's still hope.

Psych!

Cut throat wants to know where the patient is getting his drugs, and he won't answer. However, he will give his life story. I don't remember that being asked dude. After he finishes his verbal biography, he can tell that cut throat hates him. Back in House's office, Wilson walks in and can't believe his patient is going to sue. But he doesn't think his patient's counsel has a law degree, or is even a lawyer. House, guilty, says he's trying to teach Wilson a lesson that everyone is out for theirs, so keep watch of yours. They have an psychoanalysis argument, and at what I can only hope is the end of it, Kal interrupts. They can't find the drug source, but that probably isn't the problem, and the patient volunteers at a home for abandoned kids. Why did he leave that out of his life story? He said everything else we didn't care about.

House gathers everyone in the classroom and fires creepy and cut throat. Unless of course they can come up with a diagnosis. Same goes for Kal and cute woman too. Fantastic. Ok, we know that this ends during this episode, I don't think there will really be any surprises. Anyways, House tells them to tell the patient he's going to die. And then House has a light bulb go off about the old rocker working with kids.

House takes his crew and heads into Cuddy's office because he needs a brain biopsy. She won't allow it, and she asks why everyone is there. House says it's because he couldn't have discovered it without each of them. He elaborates, but Cuddy says no dice on the brain slice. At least without neurological proof. Cut throat thinks she saw it with excessive swallowing, so Cuddy says induce a seizure and you've got a deal. That's a fair tradeoff I'd say. They get their seizure, and they can get their biopsy. And House was right I guess?

House brings everyone into the classroom. Amber (cut throat), it's time to stand. She played the game, but for the wrong reasons, so she's fired. It's time for cute woman to stand. House says she's fired too, and if he could have three, she was the one to stay. Later, Cuddy walks into the classroom and asks House what he did. She tells him he can't hire two men and to hire cute woman. And House smirks. Cuddy, as she's walking away realizes that it was House's plan all along. He hired who she recommended, and she told him to hire the other one he wanted to keep. Genius. I fucking love this guy.

You got played like a Wilson Phillips cover.

So we've got a new team. I don't like Taub (creepy), but I think I would have hated Amber more. Looks like this is the last new House until January, and I read that they only had enough episodes taped until American Idol began. What did you think of the episode? Did you expect this team? Looks like I'll see you guys again in the New Year!

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