I love the introductions for House episodes. They're always so limitless with possibilities. If you don't pay attention to any of the previews, you never know who's going to be sick. And if you do pay attention, you still probably have no idea what symptoms are going to be shown. Like last week, a random kick from some karate chick, and blood splatters. The week before, just a simple sneeze. You can have anything from a gunshot to a car crash to a seizure. But, of course, my favorite is still the projectile vomit. It just never gets old.
Maybe there is something wrong with me, because I'm such a big fan of the allegedly gross illnesses. I'm ok with it. This week's intro was another solid intro, and this week's episode was also pretty awesome. Keep reading to find out if I got my projectile vomit fix this week.
I just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?!?
Chase walks in to examine the kid, and he calls Chase a moron. Ok, that was an easy one, no points yet. He mentions that Chase looks like he still has theme birthday parties, and I guess that's a good one. He has another insult, but now it seems like he's trying to hard. Plus, it's pretty easy to insult Chase. Apparently, according to his mom, this kid has been a dick since he's been a teenager.
The first thing House writes on the board in the conference room is RAGE. I was right! I should seriously consider becoming a doctor. The LittleHouses are making suggestions, and after Foreman makes his, House gasps. This could be the last time Foreman makes a wrong suggestion! House thinks the problem with this kid is cluster headaches, so he says to treat them abnormally, but don't touch this kid's acerbic wit.
Foreman says he has an interview, and Cameron volunteers to write a peer recommendation for him, should he need it, but Chase does not offer his help, saying Cameron's should suffice. Foreman then goes to give the kid some sort of magnetic treatment designed to stimulate the nerves. Do you ever wonder if they just completely make up treatments on this show? This doesn't really look real to me. Basically he's just waving some sort of, we'll call it a wand, over this kid's head. Outside, the mom is talking to Chase, and she's relieved the treatment could make her son less of a prick. Cue the touching music. She thought she was a bad mother because she sold him into slavery, and she had some of his organs harvested so she could treat her STD's from whoring herself around, but now that her son is better, she has a reprieve. I didn't actually listen to what she said, so I'm assuming that was it.
OMG your eyes look totally gorgeous right now.
The next morning, the gang tells House the tests showed the problem is not cluster headaches. House still thinks they are the problem though. Brain surgery is apparently the only treatment left, and while Cameron and Chase are arguing/suggesting things, House is acting like Foreman is saying all of these things (while he's really just sitting there). Outside of the conference room, Foreman tells House that he had an interview but it was canceled by Foreman. The problem is that Foreman didn't cancel the interview, so someone else was pretending to be him. Foreman thinks House did it, and he tells House to just tell him if House wants him to stay. House says he didn't sabotage Foreman because he only sabotages people who are worth it. And last time I checked, killing patients didn't constitute being "worth it."
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